Homsi & Abou El Abed Jokes
A Homsi went to Lebanon to go shopping. He went to a store and said, "Do you have 'Beirut-boo'?". The clerk replied "Sorry, I've never heard of it". So he went into a second store and asked, "Do you have 'Beirut-boo'?". The clerk again replied "Sorry, I've never heard of it." The Homsi said "What do you mean don't 'Beirut-boo'. How do you wash your hair? In Syria we have 'Chem-boo'!!!" :) |