Homsi & Abou El Abed Jokes

Kan fee wahdee Homseyee wa ima. Ijoo a America, bus ma andoon mahal ye namoo. Shafoo beit waa dukoo al bab. Ija al zulamee al bab waa al "Hello, can I help you". Aloo, "Can we stay here tonight (in broken English). The man replied "Sorry, we don't have any room". Al Homseyee aleet ima, "keef areef yanee nihna rum?"
(rum = Orthodox in Arabic)

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