Homsi & Abou El Abed Jokes
Abou El Abed was at the DMV applying for a
driver's license. Abou El Abed filled out the all
the questions: his name, birthdate, eye color, etc. When he was asked
"sex", he wrote
"3 times per week". The gentleman at the DMV, after reading the
application, explained,
"Mr Abed, this question is not how many times a week you have sex, you
should put male
or female." Abou El Abed replied, "Well, sir, I prefer female, but it
really doesn't matter
either way" !!!
