Homsi & Abou El Abed Jokes
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
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homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."
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A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
