Homsi & Abou El Abed Jokes

abou el abed bought a mini cooper with ezez fumé once while he was stopping at the red light a mercedes 600 stopped next to him so he openned his window and blow the horn for the mercedes driver (MD) to open his window. so the mercedes driver openned his window

AA: do you have ice

MD: no

so AA closed his window and took off to the next red light the mercedes again stopped next to him at the second red light AA blowed the horn again the MD openned his windows again

AA: do you have C.N.N.

MD: No

again AA closed his window and took off.

The MD Ayarit ma'o he went to spoiler center and told the man there I want a mini bar, a freezer, dish, video, tv, CDV, HIFI. ect.... I want my car to be full equipped.

when his car has finished he drove searching for abou el abed in his mini. after a long search he saw the mini parked on a side of a road.

he stopped next to the mini and vlow the horn but abou el abed didn't answer so the MD had to get out of the car and knocked on the mini window

abou el abed openned the window about 2 centimeters the MD told him that he has cnn,ice,mini bar,video CDV ect and asked abou el abed is it ok now my friend

and abou el abed answered hala' menchen hek attachtneh aan el douche ya ayr?

 

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