Homsi & Abou El Abed Jokes

Each night when Ali would eat with his wife and two sons at home, his wife would prepare the same meal: Cous-cous. While this was Ali's favorite food at the time of his wedding, he had come to detest it, having been obliged to eat the same thing for twelve years. But he was a man who kept his own counsel and so he had never complained about his wife's monotonous selection of cuisine. But one night, he snapped. She laid the steaming plate before him saying, "Ali, your favorite! Cous-cous!" He grabbed the plate, lept up and hurled it out the window. But then his eleven year old son, Ahmed, picked up his chair and threw it out the window also. Ahmed then followed up by quickly tossing out his silverware.

"Ahmed", shouted Ali, "what are you doing?"

"I thought we were eating outside in the yard, Dad."

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