Homsi & Abou El Abed Jokes
| War broke out between Homs and Hama (the third and fourth alrgest cities in Syria). The people of Homs decided to hit Hama with a rocket. They went to the largest mosque in the city and stuffed its minaret with explosives, launching it in front of a large crowd. The explosion killed the entire crowd except for one man. The survivor looked around and said jubilantly: "If launching the missle killed so many people here, then the entire city of Hama must have been destroyed. |
