~ At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors

~ Two words: Chicken suit

~ Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat when driving alone

~ Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

~ Stop at the green lights

~ Go at the red ones

~ Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture

~ Let pedestrians know who's boss

~ Restart your car at every stop light

~ Stare intently at pedestrians waiting to cross. When they start to walk across the street, rev your engine. If possible, fire guns or a missile and just barely miss them