How to be successful in the game...
Our list is a text based role playing game, and as with every game you must have rules, and our list is no exception. We have lots of rules. Lots and lots of rules! And sometimes it's not easy for some of the recruits to get along so well, so we decided to put together some "things" to help them get by.

The moderators are those who basically run the list and keep the peace, when needed. The players are everyone that participates in missions, profiling, etc. These are some helpful hints for those who find themselves suddenly thrust into the world of Enterprise and our list...

1) Always have a weakness that can be exploited numerous times in the game.

2) Have a stupid habit or weakness that can also be exploited numerous times in the game.

3) Practice bootlicking without making it seem like you are bootlicking. The moderators, being very good at this, can spot it immediately and will punish you if caught.

4) When writing the moderators' characters in your posts practice making them look good, but not too much. See Rule 3 for further clarification.

5) Don't speak unnecessarily in your posts as it will bring you under scrutiny of other members. Not to mention annoy the hell out of them. This is after all a military organization.

6) Don't believe that you are smarter than T'Pol. Just don't...you'll be scuttled.

7) Never challenge Archer, because let's face it - no matter how great you think you are - he is still better than you and you will be scuttled.

8) Have some sort of strange past that will remain hidden until mysterious circumstances or "chance" force it out into the open, shocking those privy to the information.

9) After the moderators post, write them a little personal note saying how great their post was. But don't over do it, see Rule 3 on bootlicking.

10) Wear blue jumpsuits.
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