A 7-foot-tall Klingon, Klaang, carrying vital information to his homeworld regarding the shape-shifting Sulibans, is shot down over Oklahoma and pursued through cornfields by evil Suliban agents. The Klingon manages to kill his pursuers but gets shot by a farmer who (like all other humans of this era) speaks no Klingonese.
Heavily injured whilst stopping the pair, Klaang is taken to Starfleet headquarters where Captain Jonathan Archer vows to return him to the Klingon Homeworld of Qo'nos, against the wishes of the Vulcans. Archer and a hastily pulled together crew head off in the Enterprise.
While transporting the delirious Klingon home, the crew encounters more Suliban, who invade the ship and kidnap the Klingon.
As the crew search for their lost Klingon, Archer learns from a Suliban dissident, Sarin, that the Sulibans are trying to instigate a Klingon civil war at the bequest of FutureGuy. In return, FutureGuy is teaching the Suliban how to enhance their DNA and give themselves superpowers.
Investigating some seedy underworld market place the Away Team encounters several different species and in a shoot out, Archer is injured and T'Pol takes command.
The Suliban "mothership" is found, demagnetized, and the Klingon recovered.
They live happily ever after...till the next adventure...
