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Thanks for visiting my Eeyore page.  It's pretty rudimentary, just like the rest of my site (hehe), but it's enough to show Eeyore in all his glory, or something like that.  Eeyore is the coolest imaginary-cartoon-stuffed-animal-donkey ever.  Got any more pictures of Eeyore?  Tell me about them!  Okay?  Okay.  And yes, there is a Disney song about Eeyore!  It's called Never Alone (Eeyore's Lullaby), so y'all can go listen to that too.

Audio:

Days...weeks!

Good Morning

Notice Me

Opinion

Tail

Quotes:

The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought, "Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?" and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.

from "The Pooh Book of Quotations" by A. A. Milne

"When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there."

Eeyore from "Eeyore's gloomy Little Instruction Book" by A. A. Milne

"No Give and Take. No Exchange of Thought. It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation."

Eeyore from "The House at Pooh Corner" by A. A. Milne

"After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow."

Eeyore from "The House at Pooh Corner" by A. A. Milne

"Sitting on thistles doesn't do them any Good. Take all the Life out of them."

Eeyore from "Eeyore's gloomy Little Instruction Book" by A. A. Milne

"Why, what's the matter?" "Nothing Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it" "Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose. "Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush." "Oh!" said Pooh. He thought for a long time, and then asked, "What mulberry bush is that?" "Bon-hommy," went on Eeyore gloomily. "French word for meaning bonhommy," he explained. "I'm not complaining, but There It Is."

Eeyore and Pooh from "Winnie-the-Pooh" by A. A. Milne

"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."

"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sorta attached to it." -Eeyore

"I was BOUNCED," said Eeyore.
--Eeyore explains how he fell in the river

"I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit.
Digging holes in the ground? Wrong.
Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak-tree?
Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river?
Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer."
--Eeyore explains why he's floating in the river