An Army Infantryman is standing in the rain after marching 12 miles with a 35lbs ruck. "God, this is shit," He says.

An Airborne Infantryman is standing in the rain after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles with a 45lbs ruck. "God, this is shit," he says with a smile.

An Airborne Ranger lies in the mud after jumping out of an airplane into a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy with a 55lbs ruck. "God, I love this shit!" he says with a grin.

A Green Beret kneels in the stinking mud after jumping out of an airplane onto the ocean, swimming 10 miles to a swamp then marching 50 miles through the swamp and assaulting an enemy camp with a 65lbs ruck on his back. "God give me some more of this shit!" he says with a snarl and a grin.

An Air Force recruit sits in his Lazy-Boy in his air-conditioned, carpeted quarters and says, "the cable is out? What kind of shit is this?"