Late one night, I was talking to Abbs. I was checking out all our pics and I can't remember for the life of me what Abbs and I were talking about, but we were both crackin' up. Suddenly, something hit. A lightbulb went off, flames appeared behind mah head, whatever. It was brilliant, this idea, and it explains everything.

Brian's half-Chinese.

Does it sounds far-fetched? It's not really. Think 'bout it. Of course, being a debater, I knew I needed evidence, so I went through all of our pics. Take a look at dees.

Remember his eyes? How many of us have complained about how he can never open his eyes when he sings? I don't think I need to show a picture to confirm this.

Observe the nose...how wide it is. Many Chinese folk have wide nods. Hmm...*starts humming The X-Files theme*

His head is oddly shaped. And this last pic confirms it.

You hate it when I'm right, don't ya?