1. Nicknames
: The *total* Package
:Puffy Brow Man
: Da Finely Sculpted Turtle
: Amtrak (ya know, the train company...)
: Boner (he should be called Boner, not AJ. C'mon we ALL have seen the QPG video...)
: Shelby's boyfriend (hehe)

2. Theme Song
: No Diggity, Blackstreet or Forgot About Kev, Ash (yeah,so it ain't a real song, what's your point?)
: Pony, Ginuwine
: No Diggity, Blackstreet
: (C'Mon Ride It) The Train, Quad City DJs
: (C'Mon Ride It) The Train, Quad City DJs
: Too Sexy, Right Said Fred

3. Looks Best In
: Larger Than Life/wifebeaters&chaps/casual
: Gray/INBYH/Suits
: CHAPS, BAY-BEE!!!!!!!
: Quit Playin' Games...*ahem*
: White/Larger Than Life/Classy
: Love it when it's short and spiky

4. Sounds Best In
: Don't Want You Back, and call me weird, but Nobody But You
: Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely
: All rightie, I have to type it...SMTMOBL
:Everybody (Backstreet's Back) (you can just hear his deep voice so clearly...mmmhmm...
: I Want It That Way
: SMTMOBL

5. Best Feature
: Bod and Eyes
: Body
: Um...I can't mention it without being called a pervert...
: Eyes and Body
: His "banana"
: HIS WHOLE DAMN BODY!

6. Best Quote
: "I could take some of my eyebrows off and make a hair transplant. I've got enough to go around!"
: "That's phat to death."
: "I'll make love to you."
:
: "I'm just good with my fingers."
:"It's like...get your own identity."

7. Sexiest Moment
:
: '99 Billboard Awards
: The half-embarrassed, half-proud look on his face when he admitted he's been skinny-dipping before on Backstreet TV.
:
: QPG!
: Everything.

8. Biggest Bitch-Slap Moment
: When he had the Oasis haircut. Ugh.
:
: Men Strike Back, in general. The hair, the skirt....*cries*
:
: Well...I dunno...I can't really think of one...
: The skirt

9. Drug of Choice
: Dope...he's always in a daze...
: Heroin
: Prozac
: Marijuana...Mary you wanna hump?
: Blunt
: Viagra