How Nick & Brian are always so *cringe* CLOSE to each other in pictures...

How AJ looks so..normal..if you see a pic of him with no sunglasses on and his tattoos covered up.

How weird Kevin looked in the new Rolling Stone magazine.. the inside pic.. he just looked..weird.

How ever since Howie did the whole 'facial hair' thing, he looks like he doesn't know how to have fun or laugh or anything anymore...

How good Nicky has grown up!!!!DAYUM!

How Howie is the only one who calls Nick "Nicky" (it's cute!)

How Buff Kevvy is. 'Nuff said.

In photos...It's either Brian next to Kevin or Nick, or between them... give the guy a LITTLE bit of a chance against those giants!! (no pun intended)

Howie seems so sweet and gentle... I betcha anything he could kick all of their asses...well, except maybe Kevin....

How cute Brian is...like, ALWAYS.

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Brian and Kevin... they look bad about every 1 in 10 pics out there...good looks DEFINATLY run in the family.

Let's see... compare the CD Backstreet Boys to Millennium... Nick in CD 1... twig, whiny voice... Nick in CD 2... a bit more solidified (is that even a word...who cares..the bsb make up their own, so can we!!!) around the middle, a voice that makes us fall to our knees. Take your pick...

How Brian is never off key.

In the photo shoot where Brian almost got hit by the falling light and didn't flinch...The power of God is strong in the child..

As much as we diss Howie, he's an awesome singer, and if he left, we would feel bad

We think AJ looks super hot WITHOUT the sunglasses...how about you?

Does anyone else HATE the way AJ looked on the inside of Rolling stone? Here is what we decided: 1)He needs his hair trimmed a little. 2) NO MORE CHOKERS AJ!! 3)Whatever the hell he did to his Goatee... BAD AJ! you should have left it the way it was... thin and nicely sculpted.

Did it piss anyone else off that Nick's shirt on the cover of Rolling Stone was almost down to his KNEES when everyone else's was short? Come ON Nick, we know you are self consious about the "extra pounds" you don't really have, but give us a LITTLE something to look at, not just your calves!

Brian & Leighanne need to get married... or at least engaged.. just to break every god damn one of those teenie boppers' hearts.

Does it seem odd to anyone else that ever since like, the 'Everybody' video, Brian hasn't worn his earrings? Dammit, we liked 'em!!

How Howie reminds us of a squirrell and a troll...that's where Abbey (in the guestbook) got the Squirelly-Troll ( i have no clue how to spell squirrel, so I tried all 3 ways.. :) ) _________________________________________________________________

Nick's obsession with the ocean...what the hell? "Where is your ideal 'fantahsay'(lol)?" The Ocean. "Where would you take a girl for a romantic date?" The Ocean. "What day is this?" The Ocean. GEEZ!

Who started putting steroids in Nick's twinkies? DAMN the boy is BUFF.

If there are pictures of one of the boys with a, um, stiffy, 7 outta ten times, its Kev... you can't blame him with the monster he's got packed in there!

To note the above, next in line (we've found) is Nick...oldest and youngest... hmm...

*NOTE* By the way, um, if you have any pics of them where they're a bit, well, happy, SEND IT IN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! We'll give you full creeedddiit....*

Howie looks *cringe* good when he squints a little... in a FEW pics.. he kinda gives off this, "I'm tryin to look sexy" vibe.

Along with any weight Nick gained, he gained a WHOLE lotta sexy!

Brian does the dumbest things to piss us off. Like, for example, chewing gum at the front of his mouth.

When Brian does the Elvis thing with his mouth, he reminds me of something from a Twilight zone episode.. some kind of half-human-half-pig thing...

When you put Brian next to Nick and in front of Kevin, he looks like a dwarf! He's TINY! *mumbles to self...Kinda like a behbay..*

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Ok, this isn't really about them, but in the Disney concert from June/July(?)99, during the chorus of everybody, the dance... ITS FRIGGIN ADDICTING!!!!

The way Kevin says "Ding Ding! Triangle." in ANOWTBSB. Cracks us up.

On the official website, if you listen to 'Howie's Christmas greetings'...It's friggin hilarious! He starts out in his normal voice "Hi this is Howie, wishing you a..."then his voice gets real low for the "Merry Christmas" and goes back to normal for the "and a Happy New Year".

The part of SMTMOBL when Kevin walks into the bar Howie's in, Howie turns around, and Kevin just nods..its cool.

AJ will do something with himself (ex: spiky hair w/purplish-red tipped hair, the thin goatee like last years VMA's) that we like, then he goes and ruins himself (ex: poofy hair and goatee on Rolling Stone). WHY AJ?! WHY?!

How HUGE Kevin's eyebrows are!! I know this is something obvious, but on Rolling Stone...HOLY HELL! THOSE THINGS WERE HUGE!

How Nick's never quite 'there'

How good they all look in tank tops...

Howie's nose. It's thick... just the end of it...his nostrils..thick...

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Kevin..he looks like this half-bird-half-cat thing..

Brian and Howie are always telling us stuff we could give a rats ass about...Brian tells us who he's met in the bathroom, and how tall everyone is...and Howie just always tells us useless crap.. like when Madonna's astranged 5th cousin's birthday is or how crayons are made...jesus people...

If you gave Howie an eye patch, he'd look like a pirate!

When Nick slicks his hair back, it looks like a wig

In pictures, Nick is always in mid-lick half the time

A few years ago on MTV Europe, some award show..Kevin had this necklace on, and I swear, it was pearl...something we should know, kev?

AJ and Kevin have gotten um, really, um, CLOSE to each other lately...go to BSB Funnies on the links page, and in the Damn Sick Pics section... you'll see what i mean...

Howie's mustache goes into the dip on his top lip...so either he's FORCED not to shave, or he stocks up on band-aids... cuz with lips that big, you're sure to slice 'em a few times!

At award shows, if the presenter is female, Kevin is always the first to kiss her... is it because he's older?

Brian looks constapated in any pic where he has to look up at the camera, or is on his back

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Kevin. In a skirt. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How much more laid back Kevin has been lately. He used to be all uptight, but now he smiles and jokes around and everything!

How most people that bought NSA thought it wasnt too great. Yea, there were some good songs, but Millennium was still better.

I forgot the words to It's Gotta Be You and Back To Your Heart about 2 months ago. I am very ashamed.

When I first heard about BSB, Howie was my favorite. I remember calling him a Spanish Sexpot.::cringes and waits to be hit with tomatoes::

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[from ash]
Warning: Mostly Men Strike Back related...

I can just imagine what the Boys were doing backstage when Sisqo sang "Thong Song". Brian was praying for forgiveness, Kevin was probably imagining Kristin in one, Howie was probably contemplating how he would look in one, Nick was probably wondering why someone would write a song about sandals...(*lmfao!!!! you can imagine him doin that!*)and AJ was probably counting how many women in the theater were wearing thongs.

I sing like Brian and AJ. My voice doesn't sound like theirs, but I tend to close my eyes like Bri, and I move my head around like AJ.

How many of us went "Daaaaaaaaaaamn!" when Nick threw off his coat during "The One"?

AJ and Kev look better in skirts than I do.

There are many fellow Backstreeters (aka fans) at my school, and whenever anyone calls them a hoe, they just reply that they're their favorite BSBer's hoe.

I can imagine what it would be like should the Eyes of Stone Crew attend a concert together. We would be macking. (*that would be fucking awesome*)

I am going to marry the AJ/Stockboy at Kelly's grocery store.

My mom was watching Men Strike Back with me, and when Howie said that they asked Christina Aguilera what a girl wanted and she said it wasn't one of them, my mom, looking very disgusted (since Howie's her fave), goes, "She doesn't want one of them? She must be lesbian." Never would you expect those words from a mother's mouth. I was crying.

The next concert I go to, I will have a huge yellow sign that will say in black letters, "AJ I Still Have Your Thong!"

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The next concert I go to, Im gonna have a yellow sign with black letters that says "The Eyes of Stone Crew wants to see YOUR sandals, Boys!!"

Besides the dude at the grocery store that looks like AJ, there's a sophmore named Rory S**** that looks exactly like Brian. no kidding. When I first saw him...well, *thud*

I would love to just have 1 hour each alone with each guy... just to talk.

I swear, Rory is Brian's astranged brother. Rory goes to church twice a week, is in the choir (sp??), and has both his ears pierced and wears diamond studs (like brian used to). And, like Brian, he's a freakin FOX

*thud* I played pool with Rory. I got hip checked by him. I grabbed his stick...uh.. pool stick. He sang show me the meaning...*screams* *says calmly* he.sang.eyes.of.stone...*thud*

Kevin's eyebrows. They go from being friggin HUGE to kinda small, to HUGE again... and he says he's never tweezed.

How many times AJ thrusts in the Homecoming video. I'm serious. The stores need to put that with the porn tapes. FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!

*laughs uncontrollably* Howie. Pelvic. Thrusted. HAHAHAHA. In. The. Orlando. Video. *passes out from laughing*

Me & Ash are gonna get *N Sync tickets. We will good seats. We will have signs such as:You're all I ever wanted... You're all I ever Needed, yeah, so tell me what to do now, cuz Backstreet's Back! and Yes Yes Yes Here we go! Backstreet Has Got The Flow! and a few others...

How big Kevin's Dick is.

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Everyone, I have found the path to spiritual enlightment...and it ends in the Backstreet Boys' pants.

AJ, Sisqo, and Kid Rock...the ever-mackin' trio.

I would piss my pants if I saw Nick riding a mechanical bull. "That's my hand, you dumbass bull! Shiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!"

BSB fans are called gay for liking them. Um...okay...yeah, we're gay because we like GUYS...

How much you wanna bet the guys who give us shit about thinking the Boys were hot would pass out if they saw Leighanne?

Kevin has become sexually-confused. Kristin, care to mention what's going on?

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Have you noticed how all the girls front row are usually dressed like hootchies? If that's the case, I want to grow up and be a hootch so I can get front row!

Even though I think AJ is hella sexy, the song I would dedicate to him is The Perfect Fan. Even though he doesn't know me...in many ways he is my perfect fan.

Jules and I are going to murder 'N Sync and place their heads on sticks. We're gonna go up to the Boys and say, "It's not murder. It's self-defense!"

When AJ humps the floor, does his belt buckle hit the floor and makes noise?

The EOS Mobile will be equipped with the letters EOS tied to the roof along with a sign on the bumper that says, "Only the Backstreet Boys are allowed to hang on my bumper!"

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When learning the LTL dance, when the Boys have to act like they're sittin' on their girl, then step over her, I'm just curious...how many times did Nick sit and step on his poor dancer?

How Howie always stands up when he sings his part in SMTMOBL, at least live.

How it feels like the teenys will never grow up and STOP screaming.

How much sexier AJ is when he's J2N.

How whenever Howie makes a mistake, he tries to play it off (i.e. women's clothing).

How AJ talks EXACTLY like me. For example, we both say sweet, dude, damn skippy...

Who the hell is that chick who tells AJ she "loves that" when, on the Disney concert, AJ finds that phat shirt at Armani Exchange?

How teenys do the Everybody dance in concert and think they're good.

At the Disney concert, AJ just can't control himself. Wonder how PISSED the head of Disney got.

AJ is good at bowling.

How AJ loves to win.

How Nick is SO smart...I bet I would finally understand algebra if he was my teacher.

The thought of Nick teaching me algebra cracks me up. Two dumbasses trying to learn formulas? Holy shit.

AJ is not shitting us when he says he stutters. He does when he has to make up his own words to express himself. He's fine when he quotes other people, but when he's just telling a story, he stutters.

Does it scare you that I noticed that?

AJ likes to impersonate instruments. So does Howie.

How Kevin sometimes looks like he's scared when he sings.

How Howie and Nick like to hold each other during The Perfect Fan...I'll leave you to gather your own conclusion.

How sometimes AJ puts Brian to shame. Sorry, Kells.

Who told Nick about sex? Seriously. Ten bucks says AJ.

These guys...two of them have HAD to have done it. And I believe AJ was one of them.