ABBEY

BSB MEMBER THAT YOU WANNA RIDE IT WITH: Amtrak, and Uncle J (lol Kel and Ash)

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF:
AJ: Big Pimpin' - JayZ
NICK: Back That Azz Up - Juvinile
BRIAN: Heartbreaker - Mariah Carey (dont ask)
KEVIN: You Make Me Wanna - Usher
HOWIE: Bring It All To Me - Blaque (I mean, Howie DOES have this sexiness about him)

WHAT SEXUAL NICKNAME WOULD YOU GIVE:
AJ: The Iron Giant (nuff said... THINK about it)
NICK: Twinkie (And I mean this in a GOOD way)
BRIAN: the Hidden Holy Land (I think Kells knows what I'm talkin bout)
KEVIN: Amtrak
HOWIE: Pop-Tart (cuz if ya take of the nasty outsides, there's some REALLY good fruit filling on the inside..)

WHAT DO YOU THINK _____ WOULD NAME HIS PENIS:
AJ: Trojan
NICK: Pookie
BRIAN: Mother Teresa (laughin yet Kells?!?)
KEVIN: Slugger
HOWIE: Cupcake

WHERE IS THE KINKIEST PLACE ______ HAS HAD SEX:
AJ: Ash's pool
NICK: whOa. Our lil' Nicky's done IT?!? But if I have to choose...in an elevator
BRIAN: the altar
KEVIN: a Train Station
HOWIE: a candy store


WHO HAS THE BIGGEST "MEMBER" IN BSB: (ORDER FROM 1-BIGGEST- TO 5-SMALLEST-)
AJ: 2
NICK:3
BRIAN:4
KEVIN:1
HOWIE:5

WHAT FETISH WOULD EACH BOY HAVE:
AJ: handcuffs
NICK: whipped cream
BRIAN: blindfolds
KEVIN: whips
HOWIE: glitter (... again, dont ask)

WHAT IS ______'S FAVORITE POSITION:
AJ: Well according to F*ck I'm Phat, he likes oral sex better than anything
NICK: 69
BRIAN: Woman on top
KEVIN: Sittin in a chair, again, woman on top
HOWIE: Doggy Style

WHAT WOULD ______ YELL OUT IN "THE MOMENT":
AJ: My GAWD ASH!!! *schmack*
NICK: Oi! Oi! Oi!
BRIAN: God Help Me!
KEVIN: CHOO CHOO!
HOWIE: *Grunt*

ASHLEY

BSB MEMBER THAT YOU WANNA RIDE IT WITH: Even though I wouldn't say no to ANY of them, should they ask (sorry, ladies, but I have no morals), AJ "69 Isn't What You Think" McLean would be first choice.

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF:
AJ: The Humpty Dance, Digital Underground. Kat knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about!
NICK: Any of the ASS songs...Rumpshaker, Baby Got Back, Back That Azz Up, Doin' Da Butt...etc...
BRIAN: Son of a Preacher Man, Dusty Springfield
KEVIN: Let's Ride, Montell Jordan (heh...yeah baby)
HOWIE: Get Naked, Methods of Mayhem...(Yes Abbs. Howie has some sexiness...he just needs the right woman *cough*me*cough* to bring it out.)

WHAT SEXUAL NICKNAME WOULD YOU GIVE:
AJ: German Chocolate Cake (don't ask...oh, PLEASE don't ask...)
NICK: Bootylicious
BRIAN: Bible Humper. Right, Jules? Or perhaps God. Because sex with him would be a very religious experience, which is why I have yet to bang him. I can't deal with a spiritual orgasm just yet.
KEVIN: Der. Because after sex with Kevin, that's all you can say. Der.
HOWIE: Pop-Tart (cause once again...Abbs is right)

WHAT DO YOU THINK _____ WOULD NAME HIS PENIS:
AJ: Mack Daddy...wait...does he call himself that? I don't know. I think he's too drunk most of the time to actually come up with a name.
NICK: Lil' Nickers. More appropriately, what does Kat call it?
BRIAN: God's Little Helper
KEVIN: Kevby
HOWIE: Doris

WHERE IS THE KINKIEST PLACE ______ HAS HAD SEX:
AJ: L.S. Ayres. It was his idea, not mine.
NICK: Underneath my computer desk. Remember that, Kat?
BRIAN: One of the pews in a church. Afterward, he left in shame and went to a Catholic church to confess his sin...even though he's not Catholic.
KEVIN: He has went skinny-dipping before...*wiggling eyebrows suggestively*
HOWIE: Probably his mom's bedroom. I mean, Howie loves his mom.

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST "MEMBER" IN BSB: (ORDER FROM 1-BIGGEST- TO 5-SMALLEST-)
AJ: 2
NICK: 4
BRIAN: 5 (that doesn't mean he's small...)
KEVIN: 1
HOWIE: 3 (I saw this pic of him once....OH MY GOD!!!!! THAT THING HE'S PACKIN' IN THERE IS HOOGE, YO!!!!!)

WHAT FETISH WOULD EACH BOY HAVE:
AJ: My vanilla body spray and one of my bras.
NICK: Nintendo. I'll let you take it from there.
BRIAN: Lots of religious statues standing around.
KEVIN: Blind folds and peanut butter.
HOWIE: Guacamole

WHAT IS ______'S FAVORITE POSITION:
AJ: He likes to do it while dancing naked...it's quite the challenge, considering I'm so short.
NICK: I don't know. Sorry. I lost my creativity.
BRIAN: He likes to do it in chairs, baby, with her on his lap.
KEVIN: Judging from this pic I saw of him and AJ, *cough* probably doggy style.
HOWIE: Howie's probably conventional. Woman on top. Yeah, he just hasn't met Kells and I yet.

WHAT WOULD ______ YELL OUT IN "THE MOMENT":
AJ: "ASH YOU KINKY WOMAN!!!!! I'M JUST NOW CUMMIN AND YOU'RE READY FOR MORE?!?!?!"
NICK: "That's...*pant* *pant*....my hand....*groan* *pant*...dumbass!"
BRIAN: "I'M GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!"
KEVIN: "Oh.............................................................................................(insert woman's name)........................................................."
HOWIE: He'd yell something in Spanish.

KELLY

BSB MEMBER THAT YOU WANNA RIDE IT WITH: Brian "Kama Sutra is Me&Kells's Bible" Littrell

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF:
AJ: So Sexual- Sisqo
NICK: I Wanna Know- Joe
BRIAN: Big Pimpin-Jay-Z (long story)
KEVIN: Bad Touch-Bloodhound Gang
HOWIE: I Will Show You Mine- LFO

WHAT SEXUAL NICKNAME WOULD YOU GIVE:
AJ: Ruff Ryder
NICK: Ghettolicious
BRIAN: Scar (Scars are fuckin sexy, right Ash?)
KEVIN: Big Daddy
HOWIE: Spainish Sexpot (Remember that one, Kat?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK _____ WOULD NAME HIS PENIS:
AJ: Uncle
NICK: Bruiser
BRIAN: The Holy Land
KEVIN: ShLong (SHit it's LONG)
HOWIE: Pearl

WHERE IS THE KINKIEST PLACE ______ HAS HAD SEX:
AJ: roof of a house
NICK: in a pool (the oceans too salty, has too many animals)
BRIAN: sauna
KEVIN: Middle of a football field while the sprinklers are going off
HOWIE: his parents' bed

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST "MEMBER" IN BSB: (ORDER FROM 1-BIGGEST- TO 5-SMALLEST-)
AJ: 1
NICK: 4
BRIAN: 3 (i saw a picture...daaaaamn)
KEVIN: 2
HOWIE: 5 (I'm #2 on the list on the journey to make Howie a Man)

WHAT FETISH WOULD EACH BOY HAVE:
AJ: high heels
NICK: whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries...his own personal sundae
BRIAN: legs and feet
KEVIN: bondage
HOWIE: roses

WHAT IS ______'S FAVORITE POSITION:
AJ: It changes from him being on top, to the girl, from all the movement
NICK: *laughs* The Praying Donkey (think Austin Powers)
BRIAN: In the chair, me on his lap
KEVIN: Doggystyle
HOWIE: missionary

WHAT WOULD ______ YELL OUT IN "THE MOMENT":
AJ: He'd howl like an animal
NICK: "Oooooooooooooh.....HOLY SHIT...ooooh"
BRIAN: "Forgive me lord, for I have sinned"
KEVIN: "EYES OF STONE" (ok, I can dream, can't I?)
HOWIE: "CARAMBA!"

KAT

BSB MEMBER THAT YOU WANNA RIDE IT WITH: Hmmm. Definitely Snickers. Guaranteed to satisfy...

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF:
AJ: Mambo Number Five- Lou Bega
NICK: Back Some Azz Up or Nicky Got Back (So what there not REAL songs!?)
BRIAN: Hmmm...Iammm?¿?
KEVIN: (C'mon Ride It) The Train- Quad City DJs
HOWIE: I Touch Myself -The Divinyls

WHAT SEXUAL NICKNAME WOULD YOU GIVE:
AJ: Remember Ash? 9-Inch-McLean! LMAO
NICK: Ghettolicious
BRIAN: I've talked this one over with Sam...I'm still stumped. Sorry, not in my most creative mood today...maybe...The Healer? Nahhh, that doesn't even make much sense! lol
KEVIN: Footie
HOWIE: Hmmm...I WOULDN'T have sex with him to BEGIN with but if I had to have a nickname...Latin Luva?

WHAT DO YOU THINK _____ WOULD NAME HIS PENIS:
AJ: Lil Jayz
NICK: M&M (melts in your mouth not in your hand...)
BRIAN: I can't think of any for him...he's too...squeaky clean...
KEVIN: Kevby Jr.
HOWIE: Rupert (Like the cartoon on Nick Jr.! It's Rupert! The funny looking hairy little dog(?) thingy!!!)

WHERE IS THE KINKIEST PLACE ______ HAS HAD SEX:
AJ: Backstage at the Grammys. Sometimes he can be very smart...
NICK: The back of one of his mucho $$ cars. Just ruined the seating but he didn't mind...
BRIAN: The churh pews. For the boy has truly sinned...
KEVIN: Two Words: Horseback riding. Rather difficult to keep balance though...
HOWIE: I dunno...The...in...Iammm?¿?

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST "MEMBER" IN BSB: (ORDER FROM 1-BIGGEST- TO 5-SMALLEST-)
AJ: 1
NICK: 3
BRIAN: 4
KEVIN: 2
HOWIE: 5 (I think I've seen the pics Ash is talkin' about. But in that pic, it looks like a sock! No! how it's...shaped and all doesn't look right. It looks like a sock, sammit! He's doing a Britney Spears. Don't got it? Fake it!) *don't ask about the 'sammit'... looong story*

WHAT FETISH WOULD EACH BOY HAVE:
AJ: "Pink fuzzy handcuffs and lepord print thongs" excerpt from 'Sucking Face', a poem in my and Sam's poetry book...
NICK: Foods. Yanno...whip cream, chocolate sauce, cherries, strawberries, etc, etc...
BRIAN: I dunno...I'm stumped again...
KEVIN: Blind folds
HOWIE: How the hell am I suppose to know?¿?

WHAT IS ______'S FAVORITE POSITION:
AJ: Hmmm...I wish I had that article where they had all those sex positions...But hmm...Missionary. He's old fasioned
NICK: Girl on top. I dunno...cause I said so
BRIAN: Chairs. Girl in his lap. I heard Pisces like doing that position...
KEVIN: Um...Iamm?¿?
HOWIE: I dunno, go ask Ash or something...

WHAT WOULD ______ YELL OUT IN "THE MOMENT":
AJ: I dunno. Yet again ask Ash or something...
NICK: I can't think...I forget what he says...being that I haven't banged him in eons. SOMEONE *cough*Ash*cough* should learn how to ASK permission first...
BRIAN: "GOD I'VE SINNED!"
KEVIN: Dunno
HOWIE: I agree with Ash here. He would probably yell somethin' in Spanish...

SHELBY

BSB MEMBER THAT YOU WANNA RIDE IT WITH: Kevin

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF:
AJ: The Bad Touch- Bloodhound Gang
NICK: I don't know!
BRIAN: Like A Prayer- Madonna
KEVIN: Too Sexy- Right Said Fred
HOWIE: Barbie Girl- Aqua

WHAT SEXUAL NICKNAME WOULD YOU GIVE:
AJ: Tiger
NICK: Innocent
BRIAN: I don't know!
KEVIN: Stallion
HOWIE: I like Kells's answer! (Spainish Sexpot)

WHAT DO YOU THINK _____ WOULD NAME HIS PENIS:
AJ: Big Boy
NICK: Teeny Beanie
BRIAN: The Promised Land
KEVIN: Happy
HOWIE: Ant

WHERE IS THE KINKIEST PLACE ______ HAS HAD SEX:
AJ: In front of a house
NICK: In a parking lot
BRIAN: Church
KEVIN: Under bleachers
HOWIE: Kinkiest? He hasn't gotten any yet!

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST "MEMBER" IN BSB: (ORDER FROM 1-BIGGEST- TO 5-SMALLEST-)
AJ: 2
NICK: 4
BRIAN:3
KEVIN: 1
HOWIE: 5

WHAT FETISH WOULD EACH BOY HAVE:
AJ: Handcuffs
NICK: Costumes
BRIAN: Feet
KEVIN: ME!
HOWIE: Roses

WHAT IS ______'S FAVORITE POSITION:
AJ: All
NICK: Doggystyle
BRIAN: Missionary
KEVIN: Anything as long it's with me!
HOWIE: Anything as long as he gets some

WHAT WOULD ______ YELL OUT IN "THE MOMENT":
AJ: He'd howl like an animal
NICK: "Woww"
BRIAN: "Oh God"
KEVIN: "Aghhhh, Sheelllbyyyyy"
HOWIE: "CARAMBA!" (good one, kells)

KATE

BSB MEMBER THAT YOU WANNA RIDE IT WITH: AJ "The Walking Orgasm" McLean...but ever since Nick cut his hair...hell, I'll take both

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF:
AJ: So Sexual- Sisqo
NICK: Baby Got Back- Sir Mix-A-Lot
BRIAN: Son of a Preacher- Man Dusty Springfield
KEVIN: Love in an Elevator- Aerosmith
HOWIE: Uhm...damn...I dunno...*shrugs* I'm having a Nick day.

WHAT SEXUAL NICKNAME WOULD YOU GIVE:
AJ: Hueso...it has a certain ring to it, doesn't it Ash?
NICK: Ghetto Azz
BRIAN: Hmm...I can't thing of anything sexual...he's a 'baby' kinda guy though...
KEVIN: Stallion (hell yeah!)
HOWIE: Orgasmo...lol Cams

WHAT DO YOU THINK _____ WOULD NAME HIS PENIS:
AJ: God
NICK: Prolly Nick Jr. or something
BRIAN: The Promised Land (damn good answer)
KEVIN: Train...it's gotta be somethin'
HOWIE: He'd call it his 'manhood'...just that, nothing else

WHERE IS THE KINKIEST PLACE ______ HAS HAD SEX:
AJ: With the stylist under the stage when Brian was giving his 'welcome' speech at the Lexington concert.
NICK: Hmm...probably in the back room of Radio Shack or something...
BRIAN: Church (somebody's gonna go to Hell...)
KEVIN: The changing room at Disney when he was a Ninja Turtle
HOWIE: His room while his mom was cooking dinner

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST "MEMBER" IN BSB: (ORDER FROM 1-BIGGEST- TO 5-SMALLEST-)
AJ: 2
NICK: 1
BRIAN:4
KEVIN: 3
HOWIE: 5

WHAT FETISH WOULD EACH BOY HAVE:
AJ: Whipped cream. handcuffs. a whip. leather.
NICK: Food
BRIAN: We already know he's a breast man...
KEVIN: Hmmm...he likes it when girls strip for him (Kristin's a dancer...coincidence? I think not)
HOWIE: He likes to fuck without his mom knowing...that sense of fear gets him everytime...

WHAT IS ______'S FAVORITE POSITION:
AJ: Can somebody say Kama Sutra? He's partial to page 45...but we like to keep it varied
NICK: Nick likes Dom. women...*mumbles to self* at least I hope so...
BRIAN: Brian's a chair man...her stratling him.
KEVIN: Kevin likes doing it in the shower or in the bathtub...a clean woman=a good woman
HOWIE: Missionary

WHAT WOULD ______ YELL OUT IN "THE MOMENT":
AJ: Variations of the typical "oh fuck yes "
NICK: Nick will start talking to God in the middle of it all
BRIAN: Brian will be overly sweet to the woman "you're the best" and such
KEVIN: Oh....mi....god...do...that...again...
HOWIE: "CARAMBA!" (good one, kells)

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