The Zoo

An area of "corny" jokes, humor antecdotes, and parodies submitted by Simon & Garfunkel fans and others. 'What a gas! You gotta come and see at the zoo'.

"Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! You gotta come and see
At the zoo.
At the zoo ooo. . ."
--Simon & Garfunkel's At The Zoo

Corny Jokes: Not for the Light-hearted

Please note that these jokes are absolutely "corny" (overly used humor that there is no humor if taken deeply), so please read with a light sense of humor.

Submit your Simon & Garfunkel, Paul Simon, and Art Garfunkel-related humor (jokes, parodies, oddities, etc.) to epanodist@yahoo.com

Simon & Garfunkel Joke # 1

This kid was telling me how he used to go to
his grandpa's home to play card games.
And his grandpa's apartment was above this man
named Walters who was always depressed.
So when the kid and his grandfather played cards,
would it be "Bridge Over Troubled Walters?"

--contributed by Ben (03-06-2000)

Simon & Garfunkel Joke # 2

Q: Where would Paul Simon wear a flashy coat?

A: A blazier in the jungle

For those confused, listen to Simon's song "The Boy In The Bubble" and you will hear the line, "These are the days of lasers in the jungle".

--contributed by Ben (06-24-2002)