Elevator Music

Years ago a lightening storm struck all around Eppo the blind dog's kennel causing him to shake violently like those bastard kids who stare at strobe lights for attention... it was then he realised he suffered form that terrible affliction:

Main Entry: ep·i·lep·sy
Pronunciation: 'ep-&-"lep-sE
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -sies
: any of various disorders marked by disturbed electrical rhythms of the central nervous system and typically manifested by convulsive attacks usually with clouding of consciousness called also falling sickness.

The fact he was already called Eppo was merely ironic or maybe a strange premonition by his blind owner, a new talent he may have been given in place of his sight.I once heard of a blind lad who could smell things from the future...

Anyways , this incident and the recurring convulsions and the fact that the blind lad was touchin him in rude places cos he couldn't get a woman , turned Eppo into a sick puppy (godders pun ,lovely) who hated all humanity without exception... so he changed his life around and instead of helping the less fortunate as he had previously done , he wrapped a towel on his head and dedicated his life to ridiculing them.