Eazy E,

Thank you for your quick reply to my email. I did receive your copy of the passport, and it came through well. I appreciate you sharing that information with me, and it confirms for me that you are who you say that you are.

Please accept my humble apologies for anything that I wrote in my last email that you might have found offensive. I have done a variety of deals like this in the past, and my business partners have very much enjoyed to celebrate in style, and that has included a variety of recreational activities. I do understand that not everyone shares this attitude with me, and I will be mindful of this in our dealings together. As I have mentioned before, I too am a Christian, God-fearing man, and I have every confidence that he will take our hand and guide us through this process.

Per your request, I did not share the specifics of this highly confidential deal with anyone, but I did consult my attorney Benjamin Matlock, esq. on this matter, and for purposes of avoiding excessive tax penalties, I will need to make all financial dealings through my company. This will also allow me to deduct the cost of my trip to Holland from my taxes.

You indicated that you might need financial assistance to support your trip to Holland , and Mr. Matlock said that this will only be possible if you are employed as a contractor with our company. Fortunately, the board of directors has given me fast track approval to grant you preferred contractor status if you provide me with the following:

1. A written request to become a contractor of E. Rection & company. This can be done as an email message, and you need to describe your employment experience, and provide a couple of character references.
2. Proper identification. The ID that you sent to me should be satisfactory, but if we need further ID, I'll contact you.
3. Attached you will find a copy of our company Logo. I will need you to have a copy of this logo printed onto card stock, and I will need a photograph of you holding the sign. The sign needs to be large enough for the print to be legible in the photograph, because this photo will be used for your contractor ID credentials.

The board meets next Thursday, April 22, and if you can have items 1 and 3 to me by that time, then we can go ahead and proceed with the other arrangements.

I look forward to completing this deal with you, my brother in Christ, and to the time when we can sit together and drink a toast to our new prosperity.

Y'all come back now, ya hear?

Jed “Sperminator” Clampett

DEAR Jed Sperminator Clampett,

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL. THE HIGH COURT LEGAL DOCUMENTS HAS BEEN GOTTEN BY BARRISTER EKETT JOHN REPRESENTING YOU AS YOUR ATTORNEY AND HAVE BEING SUBMITTED TO THE MIDDLE BANK YESTERDAY. HE WILL SEND THE COPIES OF THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO YOU AS SOON AS THE SERVER IMPROVES. YOU SHOULD GET YOUR VISA READY FOR YOUR TRIP TO HOLLAND BEFORE THE BANK APPROVAL WHICH WILL COME UP ANY TIME NEXT WEEK. AS SOON AS THEY APPROVE THE FUND, THEY WILL SEND THE APPROVAL LETTER TO YOU THROUGH THE LEGAL UNIT OF THE BANK. BUT I WANT YOU TO MAIL DR TEDDY AMAH THE HEAD OF THE LEGAL UNIT WITH HIS EMAIL ADDRESS.....[ amahted_lawyer@yahoo.com ] ASK HIM TO HELP YOU AND GET YOUR FUND WITH CONTRACT NO;FMW/BR42/RWS064XM/90APPROVED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. TELL THAT YOU WILL LIKE TO CLAIM THE FUND FROM THE OFFSHORE PAYMENT OFFICE IN HOLLAND.THAT YOU DON'T LIKE BANK TO BANK TRANSFER. WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU, PLEASE ALWAYS LET ME KNOW FOR QUICK ADDVICE. SECONDLY, I DID NOT TELL YOU THAT I WILL BE COMING TO HOLLAND. YOU WILL ONLY SEE ME IN YOUR COUNTRY AFTER YOU RECEIVED THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. FUTHERMORE, BEING REGISTERED AS A CONTRACTOR IN YOUR COMPANY, IT SERVES AS NOTHING AS REGARDS THE TRANSFER. I WILL COME UP TO YOU FOR MY SHARE OF THE FUND AND INVESTMENTS WHICH I HOPE YOU WILL CERTAINLY HELP ME TO INVEST PROPERLY. YOU WILL SEND TO ME THE SUM OF $5,000USD FROM THE TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED IN HOLLAND FOR MY TRIP TO YOUR COUNTRY.

REMAIN BLESS,

ANDY.

Eazy E,

Thanks for your hard work on the recovery of these funds, and I look forward to reviewing the documents when they come in. I will draft a document to send to Dr. Amah Re: the disposition of the assets, and have my vice president, Mr. Lumbergh review them. I have told Mr. Lumbergh that I'm going to need him to deprioritize all of his current assignments, and consider this a primary action. I really feel that this forthcoming deal will create a fantastic synergy between our two great organizations, and I eagerly await the disposition of this deal. We did issue a new memo in the office regarding the one change that we are going to make to the TPS reports. We're going to put the new cover sheets on the TPS reports before they go out. Re: the contractor status, I did receive your clarification regarding travel to Holland, and will do as advised. But it would be useful for you to go ahead and create that sign with the company logo for anyone who is going to receive any disbursements….no checks will be issued to associates without contractor status, so we will need photographs of all people who will be meeting me in Holland. I hope that all is well with you, and look forward to our next contact.

The Sperminator.

DEAR SPERMINATOR.

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND SOME OF THE DOCUMENTS HAS BEEN ACQUIRED ENDORSED,LIKE THE AFFIDAVIT IN SUPPORT OF YOUR CLAIM WAS ACQUIRED FRIDAY AND THE LETTER OF ADMINISTARTION FROM THE JUSTICE MINISTRY WAS ACQUIRED TOO THIS SHOWS THAT YOU ARE THE LEGAL BENEFICIARY AND THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED. YOU KNOW THAT THIS TRANSACTON IS A DEAL,IT IS A CHILDISH IDEA FOR ME TO INSTRUCT THE HOLLAND PERSONNEL TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND TO YOU,IT IS VERY UN OFFICIAL,THE SINCERITY OF PURPOSE WILL BE ESTABLISHED BEFORE YOU PHYSICALLY IN HOLLAND,WHATEVER YOU DO IS VERY PRACTICAL,SO IF YOU ARE NOT COINVINCED YOU CAN EQUALLY BOW OUT AND I WILL COMPENSATE YOU ACCORDINGLY. THE ISSUE OF TAKING A PICTURE SEEMS TO ME A CHILDS PLAY.JUST TAKE MY DIRECTIVES AND GET THIS TRANSACTION CONCLUDED. I AM WAITING.

REGARDS

ANDY.

DEAR Sperminator.

READ AND GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

MR ANDY EZE.

Eazy E,

Thank you for sending the documents for my review. You continue to demonstrate that you are an efficient business partner, and we all appreciate your hard work on this matter. I could not help but feel as though you feel that the issue of applying for preferred contractor status is too much trouble, and you appear either unwilling or unable to do as requested. In particular, I fail to see what trouble it will create for you to send pictures of associates with our company logo, and I hope that you can understand what a problem that this will create if this information is not provided. The chairman of our board has already shown his willingness to support all aspects of this transaction in spite of some logistical problems that the distance between us has created, and he has been willing to circumvent certain aspects of company procedure to empower me to act with fiduciary responsibility on all matters with the company assets. But in reference to Article V, section 36, subparagraph 18(b) of our company's charter, it is “not possible to effect a financial exchange, stock option, wire transfer, or disbursement to offshore investment accounts dollar amounts in excess of five hundred (500) dollars to a recipient not on the preferred contractor or service provider database without prior consent and approval of the board of directors .” I do understand that our policies may be considered somewhat unusual to you and your associates, but I can assure you that when the board meets this coming Thursday, they will not approve any disbursements to someone without preferred contractor status. The large amount of money involved will further complicate matters. I will say that as long as your firm can submit at least one application for preferred contractor status that it will enable our business to continue, and we can issue disbursements to that contractor. The contractor can be you, or it can be a designee of your firm. If there are any costs involved exceeding the percentage of the $45 million designated for these costs, you may deduct them from my percentage, as long as this gets done. I am perfectly willing to take your cues on this transaction, because you have the best understanding of the procedures of your country, and are more knowledgeable on the particulars. All I ask is that you assist me in getting the approval of my \ board on this deal, because it will be impossible for me to proceed without the requested information.

Jed “Sperminator” Clampett

CC: Mr. Milburn Drysdale, President Commerce Bank of Beverly Hillls

Mr. Harry Nutsack, Chairman, E.Rection and company board of directors

Mr. E. Rection III, Chairman Emeritus, E.Rection and company board of directors.

DEAR SPERMINATOR,

I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF THIS TRANSACTION FIRST,YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT THIS IS A DEAL WHICH I HAVE TAKING EVERY PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES TO EXECUTE. CONSIDERING THE ACTS OF YOUR COMPANY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS MIGHT FINDS IT VERY DIFFICULT TO APPROVE ANY PAYMENT INTO THIS TRANSACTION BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED IN THE EXECUTION OF IT AND IT MIGHT SOUND SO ABSTARCT TO THEM. NOW THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES URGENT ATTENTION AND IF NOT FOR THE PROPERTIES WHICH I DONT HAVE ANY MORE,I COULD HAVE NOT BOTHERED YOU FINANCIALLY,BECAUSE HERE IN MY COUNTRY NO MATTER YOUR POLITICAL STATUS ANY LOAN GOES WITH A DEPOSIT OF COLLATERAL THAT EQUALS THE LOAN YOU NEED.SO I AM NOW SUGGESTING WE HANDLE THE ASPECT OF THIS STAMP DUTY JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU,BECAUSE IT IS QUITE CLEAR THAT YOUR COMPANY ACT WILL ADVERSELY AFFECT THE DISBURSEMENT OF FUNDS TO THIS TRANSACTION. I WILL NOT MIND SIGNING AN AGREMENT FOR YOU TO PAY BACK TO WHOM EVER YOU MIGHT TAKEN A LOAN FROM TO GET THIS STAMP DUTY ISSUE A SOLVED MATTER. THE STAMP DUTY IS THE VITAL ISSUE.I LOANED TO GET THE REQUIRED LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO SUPPORT YOUR CLAIM,I PAID 3 YEARS TAX OF 1% OF 45 M USD I WILL ATTACH THE RECEIPT TO YOU AS SOON AS I RETRIEVE IT FROM MY LAWYER TODAY. PLEASE THE ONLY WAY OUT IDS FOR YOU TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION ON PERSONAL BASIS,I WILL UNSDERSTAND AND ADJUST THE PERCENTAGE BECAUSE HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE. MY FEARS NOW IS THAT IF WE DONT HASTEN UP TO PAY AND SIGN AT HOLLAND,THE HOLLAND BUREAU MIGHT DECALRE THE MONEY UNCLAIMED TERRORIST FUND WHICH WILL JEOPARDISE THE ENTIRE PROCESS. PLEASE ADVICE ME IF YOU HAVE A BETTER OPTION ,BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR COMPANYS POLICY BECAUSE OF ME.BUT IF THEY REFUSE TO COMPLY WITH WHAT YOU TELL THEM, JUST MAIL ME AND FORGET ABOUT IT. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO GET THIER PICTURES AS YOU REQUESTED. SECONDLY I HAVE GIVEN MY OWN TO YOU AND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANOTHER ONE AS YOU SAID.I WANT YOU TO TELL ME FRANKLY YOUR ANSWER BEFORE THE BANK GIVES YOU APPROVAL. I AM WAITNG AND RELYING ON YOUR ADVICE

REGARDS

ANDY.

Eazy E,

I have received the advice from the Middle Bank regarding the transfer, and have instructed Ms. Hathaway from Commerce Bank contact Mr. Ego to finalize the arrangements. I did receive your email message, and with all due respect, I must question your instruction to circumvent the will of my board of directors. Each member of that board was hand picked by myself and Mr. Drysdale for their considerable expertise and business savvy, and it is because I work with my board that I have managed to create such growth in the value for my shareholders. I do understand that the procedures may be somewhat different in your country, but the days of making corrupt dealings behind the backs of the people in charge are long gone here. But I couldn't make a deal with company assets behind the backs of my board members even if I wanted to. I do understand that as the next of kin to Mr. Pal I could probably do this deal without going through my company, but my personal assets are so heavily distributed throughout a variety of investments that I would be hard pressed to come up with any cash within the next few business days. I have spoken to Judge Reinhold of the 13 th district court, and he has told me of his willingness to grant my company an injunction toward certain aspects of the Patriot Act if this deal can be treated as an internal transaction between agents in the same company. If we cannot add a preferred contractor to the transaction, then we will have to fill out several TPS reports in triplicate, as well as walking an HAL 9000 form through the Federal Department of International Fiduciary commerce. Even my quite officious staff cannot complete all of these tasks in less than five (5) business days. As you are aware, The recent climate of heightened alert has made transactions of dollar amounts exceeding 10 thousand (10,000) dollars exceedingly difficult, and the only way to make that work is if we can have bilateral cooperation and compliance with the policies and customs of each other's companies. You have consistently shown great vigilance in all dealings with this transfer, and I appreciate your efforts. I am just hoping that the simple matter of a little bit of required paperwork is not going to get in the way of the great fortune that we are going to enjoy together very soon.

Yours in Christ,

The Sperminator

DEAR SPAMINATOR.

I THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONFIDENCE IN ME AND I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN FROM MY SIDE WHICH YOU HAVE SEEN I HAVE ALREADY DONE. PLEASE I AM RELYINNG VERY MUCH ON YOU HOPING THAT YOU WILL CONSIDER ALL MY POSITION AS REGARDS THIS TRANSAFER.I BELEIVE THAT YOU WILL INFLUENCE YOUR MEMEBERS OF THE BOARD TO OUR FAVOUR BECAUSE I NOW BELEIVE YOU ARE MY RIGHT CONTACT PERSON WITHIN YOUR BOARD AND I AM PROMISING YOU RIGHT NOW TO GIVE YOU AN EXTRA 1% FROM MY TOTAL SHARE BECAUSE I BELEIVE THAT HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE. PLEASE USE A YOUR AUTHORITY TO GET THIS TRANSACTION CONCLUDED IN HOLLAND WITHIN THIS WEEK. AND I WILL STILL WANT YOU TO MAINTAIN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIUALITY OF THIS TRANSACTION NOT BEYOND YOUR BOARD MEMBERS. PLEASE INFORM WHEN YOU WILL BE GOING TO HOLLAND FOR THE PAYMENT OF THE STAMP DUTY AND SIGNING OF THE FUND REALEASE ORDER . I AM.WAITING FOR YOUR POSTIVE RESPONSE IMMEDIATELY.

REGARDS

ANDY.

DEAR The Sperminator,

PLEASE SEND YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO ME AS WELL WHEN REPLYING MY MAIL.

ANDY.

Eazy E,

I certainly appreciate your timely replies to my requested information, and I will be meeting with my board tomorrow night to confirm the arrangements for my travel to Holland . Ms. Hathaway is in the process of checking on some flight itineraries for me and as soon as I confirm my flights, I will send my schedule to you so that we can expedite the rest of our business.

I do have some questions regarding the trip to Holland that I need to get cleared up beforehand:

1. How much cash will I need to carry with me? I do know that there are laws regarding transporting large amounts of cash, and if a cashier's check will work, then we can process the transaction in that manner.

2. If I do need to carry cash. What would be the best ways to smuggle the cash on a commercial flight?

3. After I receive the consignment in Holland , how will I need to arrange to return to America with it?

4. While in Holland , I would like to spend a considerable amount of time in the red light district, per our earlier discussion. Can your Holland people arrange for transportation to and from that area? Also I would like for them to meet me in the airport with a brick of the best hash that they sell there, and I would like to have no less than two (2) hookers waiting in my hotel room when I arrive. Can you make these arrangements for me?

Thanks for your vigilance in all of this deal…you have been a most valuable asset to this transaction, and I don't think that any of this would be possible without your help.

Also, I would like to ask some information of a personal nature. Are you currently married or involved? I ask, because my niece Ellie Mae is actively looking for a fitting companion, and if you are interested, then I would be glad to put you in touch with her. I don't know the customs and the courtship processes in your country, but I can assure you that Ellie Mae is a very beautiful young lady who would serve you quite well. I would like for her to meet a mature and successful man, and I feel as though you qualify on both counts. I already feel as though you are part of my family, and this could make it official.Her picture is attached.

Yours in Christ,

The Sperminator

DEAR SPERMINATOR.

THE ONLY AMOUNT YOU NEED TO CARRY WITH YOU IS $15000 EURO CASH,THEY DONT ACCEPT CHEQUE ,CREDIT CARD AND TRAVELLERS CHEQUE. PLEASE THERE ARE NO LAWS ON THIS AMOUNT ,YOU ARE FRE TO CARRY IT CASH. BUT I WILL SUGGEST IF YOU CAN CONTACT THE MANAGER OF GLOBAL FINANCIAL NETWORK THAT IS OUR BANKS OFF-SHORE PAYMENT BUREAU MR MICHEAL POWER. HE WILL ADVICE YOU ACCORDINGLY,YOU CAN EVEN SEND THE MONEY BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER AND TAKE OFF-THE NEXT DAY SO THAT YOU CAN AVOID THE RISK OF CARRYING CASH. I AM EXPECTING YOUR FLIGHT TICKET AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

2.AFTER DISCUSSING WITH DR JAMES HASTRUP, HE WILL TELL YOU HOW TO SEND THE MONEY BEFORE COMING TO AVOID ANY MISTAKE OR REGRETS.

3.WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY IN HOLLAND DR JAMES HASTRUP WILL ASSIST YOU AND YOU WILL OPEN A NON RESIDENTIAL DOLLAR ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK IN HOLLAND ,THERE YOU WILL DEPOSIT THE MONEY AND INSTRUCT THE BANK RIGHT THERE TO WIRE THE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN THE USA WHICH YOU WILL GIVE THEM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION RIGHT THERE YOU DONT NEED TO CARRY CASH UP AND DOWN THE STREETS OF HOLLAND.

4. ALL I CAN ASSURE YOU IS THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE TO DR JAMES SO THAT HE CAN WELCOME YOU AT THE AIRPORT,BUT I DONT KNOW THE SOCIAL LIFE OF THE PERSONNEL OVER THERE,AND I WANT TO ADVICE YOU THAT BUSINESS IS BETTER BEFORE PLEASURE,AND DR JAMES I KNOW IS VERY RESERVED AND RESPONSIBLE.SO YOU CAN CHAT HIM UP ON HOOKERS AT HOLLAND I DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT.

5.WELL I INTEND TO REMARRY AFTER I MIGHT HAVE CONCLUDED THIS TRANSACTION AND HAVE GOOD INVESTMENTS.I MARRIED BUT I LOST MY WIFE IN AN AUTO CRASH 5 YEARS AGO.SO I DECIDED TO RESPECT HER AND OBSERVE THE NECESSARY TRADITIONAL RIGHTS WHICH I HAVE COMPLETED ABOUT 2 YEARS BACK,I NEED TO TAKE MY TIME BEFORE GOING INTO ANOTHER MARRIAGE,I WILL TALK ON THAT WHEN I ARRIVE YOUR COUNTRY,MY MAIN PROBLEMS NOW IS TO GET THIS TRANSACTION DONE. MY REGARDS TO ELLIE. PLEASE I DONT WANT YOU TO LET ME DOWN WE SHALL CELEBRATE AFTER AND NOT NOW THE TRANSACTION IS STILL ON COURSE.

REGARDS

ANDY

Eazy E,

Woo doggie! I'm getting' mighty fired up about this here trip to Holland , and can't wait to get the chance to sit down with you and drink a toast to our good fortune together. I talked to Ms. Hathaway today, who is going to be making my arrangements to travel, and it looks as though I should have what I need to travel sometime next week. When I have my itinerary lined up, I'll forward it along to you. I do know that on the local news they said that for travel we are currently at fuschia alert, but hopefully by the time that I return they will have downgraded the alert status to puce alert. I'll also get Ms. Hathaway in touch with your contacts in Holland , and get to work on taking care of all of my extracurricular needs while I am there, as well as handling the disposition of my liquid assets.

I'm headin' out this afternoon on a snipe hunt, and will be gone until next Tuesday, but when I return, I should have some more information to share with you. When you come to America , you should come snipe hunting with me as well, because they sho nuff are some mighty good eatin'! Ol' Granny usually cooks up a whole mess of possum and taters when it's time for vittles, but when we get some snipe to add to the table, then you sure as tarnation will get satisfied.

Ya'll come back now, ya hear?

Jed “Sperminator” Clampett

P.S.: Ellie Mae would definitely like to see a better picture of you…she liked the one from the passport photo, but she wanted to see a bigger one.

DEAR SPAMINATOR.

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER THE SPECIFIC DATE GIVEN FOR YOUR SIGNING AND PAYMENT AT HOLLAND THIS IS VERY NECESSARY. PLEASE TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO CONTACT DR JAMES HASTRUP AND INFORM HIM ABOUT THE DELAY SO THAT THEY WILL KNOW THAT YOU THE BENFICIARY IS ARRANGING TO GET YOUR FUNDS TRANSFERED,YOU KNOW IF THEY DONT HEAR FROM THE BENFICIARY THEY MIGHT DECLARE THE FUNDS "UNCLAIMED" AND IT WILL AFFECT THE TRANSACTION ADVERSELY.HIS EMAIL CONTACT IS ...[ foreignremittance@europe.com ] I WILL BE WAITING TO SEE YOUR MAIL AS SOON AS YOU GET READY TO TRAVEL TO HOLLAND BY NEXT WEEK. I AM TENSED UP NOW UNTILL THIS FUND IS TRANSFERRED I WILL THEN HAVE TIME FOR FUNS. I WILL SEE ELLEA ON MY ARRIVAL. TELL HER NOT TO WORRY OK.

REGARDS

ANDY

DEAR SPERMINATOR

HOW ARE YOU TODAY,THIS TRANSACTION IS GIVEN ME A LOT OF CONCERN BECAUSE DELAY MIGHT JEOPARDISE THIS TRANSACTION ADVERSELY. I AM YET TO HEAR FROM YOU MOST ESPECIALLY ON THE OUT COME OF YOUR MEETING WITH YOUR BOARD MEMBERS. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE CONTACTED DR JAMES HASTRUP ABOUT THE ISSUE OF YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE,THIS IS VERY NECESSARY SO THAT YOUR LATENES WILL BE CONSIDERED. PLEASE ALWAYS TAKE MY DIRECTIVES BECAUSE I HAVE INVESTED A LOT ON THIS TRANSACTION TO GET IT TO THIS STAGE AND IF I LOOSE IT I RATHER COMMIT SUICIED THAN TO LIVE ALIVE IN SHAME BECAUSE MY LOANERS WILL BE ON MY NECK CONSTANTLY.AND MY REPUTAION IS MY PRIORITY IN LIFE. I AM WAITING

REGARDS

ANDY

Eazy E,

Thanks for your patience with me as I take the time to walk all of this excess paperwork through our system. As you know I'm a simple kind of man, and dealing with these here city folk can be something of a challenge at times, and I'm just beside myself in this process. Ms. Hathaway has submitted a final draft of her letter to Dr. Hastrup to me this afternoon, and I have approved her to email her letter to him in the morning, apprising him of the delays. I did meet with my board last Thursday night, and I think that it all went quite well. They have approved me to work with you on this transaction, and they have given me access to my discretionary account, which will enable me to expense my travel and discretionary expenses for my trip to Holland, tentatively scheduled for next week. However, I am afraid that there are some strings attached. Mr. E. Rection III, the CFO for my firm, is not one to be particularly trusting of individuals with whom we have had no prior dealings, and he expressed great concern over the fact that you have not submitted the necessary documentation for preferred contractor status. I did show them the documents that you have sent, and they have signed off on them, but they say that they will not approve this deal without an overseas contractor involved. Mr. Rection has already been in contact with another individual in your country that can act as an agent on our behalf, but I put my foot down, and gave him my word that you would submit the necessary documentation to the firm to grant you authority to act as an agent of our firm overseas. This is what we will require: 1. A photograph of you for the employee ID badge. Attached you will find a company logo, and you will need to print it onto card stock and take a photo holding this card, with the logo large enough to be legible. 2. We will need a letter of endorsement from you stating that you have been carrying our product lines in a retail store, and that you would like to be approved to get an exclusive franchise arrangement to carry our full product lines. I know that you feel as though these requirements are difficult to carry out, and that they are childish, but I am afraid that we will be unable to proceed without them. It will please you to know that I am planning on submitting my resignation from the company after this transaction is complete, but until it is complete, we must play by their rules. Thanks for everything, my friend. I hope to see you within the next week or so, the good lord willing and the creek don't rise.

Jed "Sperminator" Clampett

P.S. Ellie Mae is most excited to hear that you send your regards, and I have told her that you might be able to send a photograph of yourself in your best suit so that she can frame it and hang it up in her bedroom.

DEAR SPERMINATOR.

I WANT TO TELL YOU CARTOGORICALLY THAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ASSISTANCE FROM CHINA,WE ARE NOW DEBATING ON PERCENTAGE SO ALL YOU WILL DO FOR ME IS TO GIVE ME A POWER OF ATTORNEY TO CHANGE THE NAME AND PARTICULARS OF THE BENEFICIARY TO MY NEW CHINESE PARTNER. I AM TIRED OF YOUR RIDICLES AND CONSIDERING MY AGE AND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS TRANSACTION,I HAVE STUDIED YOUR MAILS CRITICALLY AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE JUST MAKING A FUN OF THIS TRANSACTION. I DONT WANT TO IMPLICATE YOUR ASSOCIATES BECAUSE YOUR NAME AND PARTICULARS WAS USED TO PROCESS THIS TRANSACTION AND IF THE HOLLAND BUREAU OVER WAITS FOR THIS FUNDS TO BE CLEARED ,THEY MIGHT DECLARE IT A TERRORIST SPONSORED MONEY OR DRUG MONEY AND THAT HAS ALREADY CREATED APROBLEM WHICH I DONT WANT TO HAVE A POLICE RECORD. PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED MOVE TO HOLLAND OR BOW OUT OF THIS TRANSACTION HONOURABLY.

REGARDS

ANDY

Dr. Hastrup,

Greetings and salutations. I am Jed Clampett from Beverly Hills, California, USA, and I am currently working with Mr. Andy Eze regarding the transfer of Destin Pal's assets into an account in the United States. I have been instructed to contact your office to arrange for an extension of the deadlines for my travel to Holland to receive these assets, and hanve been told that you can make these arrangements. I do feel as though I should inform you that Mr. Eze has played a rather large part in these delays, because he has been uncooperative in providing necessary documentation to my firm in order to hasten my ability to use my discretionary funds, and he has informed me that he now wishes for me to grant him power of attorney so that he can take on a different partner. I do not have all of the specifics of your relationship with Mr. Eze, but it appears as though he may not have the authority to make the necessary arrangements. I am going to contact Mr. Eze to confirm some more specifics on this arrangement, but if we cannot resolve our disputes, then I may be forced to terminate his authority in this matter. If you have any specific recommendations on how best to proceed, then please advise asap. Mr. Eze has been efficient at handling many aspects of this business arrangement, but he may not have any experience or authority commensurate with this type of dealing. It is my hope that I can keep him on board and pay him the share that he has requested, but unless he makes a significant change to his ability to produce the required documentation, then I may be forced to take a different course of action. Thanks in advance for your cooperation on this matter, and I look forward to meeting you in Holland.

Jed Clampett.

Eazy E,

Per your instructions, I have contacted Dr. Hastrup regarding the extension on this transaction this morning, and am currently waiting for his response.

I did receive your email this morning, and I must admit that I was shocked at the content. This is not the first time that you have gotten incredibly defensive with me when I have requested certain information from you, and your refusal to provide me with this information communicates to me that you are either unwilling or unable to do as requested. And now I get word that you are planning on taking on another partner in China , and are requesting power of attorney from me so that you can change horses in midstream, so to speak.

I am not entirely familiar with all of your customs in your country, but I have done international business with partners all over the world, and reciprocity is the key to any business relationship. I have done as you asked in every case, with the exception of certain requests that you have made that exceed the accepted practices of my company. I have the authority and financial backing to handle international business deals, but only if extensive documentation is on file with our board of directors. I have been able to significantly reduce the amount of paperwork required in this transaction, but only if I am dealing with a preferred contractor.

The fact that you stall and get defensive with me when I make a request indicates to me that you may not have the resources to do as requested. If this is the case, then how am I to believe that you have any authority with Mr. Pal's assets? If you do have the authority to make this happen, then you should be willing to provide me with the appropriate documentation to satisfy my board members, and if not, then you should get me in touch with the people that do, and stop wasting my time and the time of my board of directors.

Your request to grant you power of attorney is ridiculous, and I refuse to do so. I have already expended a significant amount of resources from my firm to make this deal happen, and I have not put this work into the deal so that I can empower you to take over these assets. I have a vested interest in seeing to it that the original arrangements that were made are carried out, and I intend to see this deal through, either with you, or through someone with the authority to carry this deal out.

You have made some comments about how I think that this deal is a big joke, and that I am ridiculing you, but I can say the same thing about you. I cannot help you if you don't give me what I need to carry out this business, and I need some evidence that you are serious about this deal, and that you have the authority to do as you have said.

I have enjoyed working with you on this transaction, and I hope to continue our business relationship, but I have no qualms about empowering someone else to take over this deal if you cannot do what is asked of you.

Regards,

Jed “Sperminator” Clampett

CC: Mr. Milburn Drysdale, President Commerce Bank of Beverly Hillls

Mr. Harry Nutsack, Chairman, E.Rection and company board of directors

Mr. E. Rection III, Chairman Emeritus, E.Rection and company board of directors.

Attention: Jed Clampett,

Thanks for your mail. I would advise that you resolve your misunderstandings with your partner Mr. Andy Eze for a smooth transaction and then keep me informed.

Regards,

Dr. James Hasthrup.

DEAR SPERMINATOR.

I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM A BANKER AND THE WORK IS TOO DEMANDING ON WEEKENDS I STILL GO TO WORK TO BALANCE MY LEDGERS AND SATURDAYS IS HALF WORKING DAY FOR ME,SO THAT IS MY PROBLEMS,BUT I WILL HAVE TAKEN THE PICTURE AND I DONT WANT ANY DISAPPOINT OR ANOTHER ESCUSE AFTER THIS. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU,I WONDER HOW DR JAMES HASTRUP WILL CONTACT YOU? HAVE YOU GIVEN HIM YOUR TELEPHONE CONTACT? I AM SENDING THE COTRACT LETTER FOR YOU TO VIEW.

REGARDS

ANDY

DEAR SPERMINATOR,

HERE IS THE CONTRACT LETTER.

OUR REF;AN/EZ/00234 PLOT 10 HOUSE 44 OPPOSITE FONG

YOUR REF;.......... OFFICE NEW SITE COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC.

1ST MAY 2004.

LETTER OF REQUEST I WISH TO APPLY FOR FULL COMPANYS PRODUCT,WHICH I HAVE BEEN CONSTANTLY SUPPLIED BY YOUR COMPANY IN RETAILS FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW. I HAVE DECIDED TO INCREASE MY CAPITAL INVESTMENTS TO ENABLE YOUR COMPANY, SUPPLY ME FULL PRODUCT RANGE. I WISH TO START RECEIVING THIS SUPPLIES AS FROM THIS MONTH OF MAY 2004. IF THERE ARE OTHER REQUIREMENTS WHICH I AM SUPPOSED TO FULFILL ACCORDING TO YOUR COMPANYS POLICIES PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW. I WISH MY APPLICATION COULD BE GIVEN AN URGENT ATTENTION CONSIDERING MY PERFORMANCES IN THE PAST.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

ANDY EZE.

Eazy E,

Thank you for providing the requested information. It shows a good faith effort on your part to comply with the needs of my board of directors, and it makes things much easier for us to proceed. Ms. Hathaway is in the process of getting my itinerary together for the trip to Holland, and I will contact Dr. Hastrup to confirm that we are on schedule. I do have a couple of comments:

1. The photograph that you sent appears to be a forgery. The photo of your face is an exact copy of the photo from your passport and bank ID, and a photo editing program was used to add your face to your employee's body. Please send a photo of yourself holding the company logo. Also, the logo is not large enough for us to be able to read the text, which will be necessary. I would recommend duplicating the logo in approximately twice the size of the one that your employee is holding. I would recommend holding the logo directly across your chest, and having your photographer get in closer.

2. Your request to be a supplier was a good letter, but I think that it would convince the board of your sincerity if you included our company's slogan in the text: "After giving the others an inspection, I have decided that I will get an E. Rection!"

Also, one of the things that the board members like to see in endorsements from other nations is a testimonial that our products have helped the local economy. You might inducate that your satisfied customers have purchased more goods and services from other local merchants, and that you have been able to use a portion of your profits to support civic projects in the community. No doubt you have written some endorsements before, and this should be a relatively simple task. If you have any questions, or if I can do anything else to be personally helpful, just let me know. I have updated my passport, and can be on a plane to Holland within two business days of your approval to contractor status.

Yours in Christ,

Jed "Sperminator" Clampett 

Dr. Hastrup,

Just wanted to advise that Mr. Eze and I appear to be working things out, although I am afraid that we still have some things to straighten out before my travel to Holland. Mr. Eze was supposed to send me a picture of himself holding my company logo, and he sent me a doctored photo. Perhaps it is customary in his country to play practical jokes and insult your partners, but this is a little different from my dealings that I am used to. Be that as it may, I think that we will be able to handle this amiably. I have told Mr. Eze that I can get to Holland within 2 business days of receiving the requested information, and as soon as he provides me with exactly what I need to take to my board of directors, I will have the itinerary overnighted to you by FedEx. I have some things that I require for my trip to Holland, and you may utilize my portion of the fund to make the arrangements:

1. I would like to have a hotel reservation made in a 4 or 5 star hotel with limousine transportation to the red light district

2. I would like one kilo of quality hashish waiting for me in my hotel room.

3. I would like to have two (2) prostitutes waiting in my hotel room when I arrive. I would like to have at least one Blonde, and one Asian, if possible.

4. I would like 2 tickets to a local Burlesque or sex show, and would like to have a Russian hooker as a date for the evening. She must be at least 1.8 metres tall, and she must answer only to the name “Natasha”. She should refer to me only as “Boris”.

Mr. Eze said that you were a somewhat conservative man, and that you might not wish to join me in any social activities, but that you had the connections to make these arrangements. I appreciate you attention to this detail, and I will be certain to pay you a significant gratuity from my portion of these funds.

Thanks in Advance

Jed. Clampett

DEAR SPAMINATOR.

I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU WROTE ThaT I HAVE PROVIDED THE REQUESTED INFORMATION.and that it shows a good faith effort on your part to complywith the needs of my board of directors, and it makes things much easier for us to proceed. Ms.Hathaway is in the process of getting my itinerary together for the trip to Holland, and I will contact Dr. Hastrup to confirm that we are on schedule.

THIS IS QUITE EMBARRASSING TO ME ,I HAVE DONE ALL YOU TOLD ME I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. PLEASE IF YOU WANT US TO DO BUSINESS INFORM ME ,BUT IF YOU DONT WANT I CAN LOOK FOR ANOTHER PERSON AND I WILL STILL APPEAL TO YOU FOR A POWER OF ATTORNEY FOR MY NEW PARTNER.I HAVE GONE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS ON YOUR DEMANDS.HERE IS MY LAND TELEPHONE NUMBER 229-981777. THOUGH THE LINE WENT OFF BECAUSE OF THE HEAVY RAIN FALL DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY WHICH AFFECTED ALL THE LINES IN COTONOU WEST PROVICES. BUT I KNOW WITHIN THE SHORTEST TIME THEY WILL PUT THEM IN ORDER.

REGARDS

ANDY

Andy,

You sent me a doctored photo, and your letter needs some revision. Both are problems that you should be able to fix easily if you are who you say that you are. The problem is that you seem to be stalling. I'm not sure what the customs are in your country, but here we don't typically waste the time of our business associates by playing practical jokes and giving constant excuses. The demands of my board of directors are not that unreasonable, especially in light of the amount of money that we are dealing with here. I apologize that they seem to cause you some stress, but that is just part of doing business. There is a local proverb here that I feel like I could share "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch" Please send me the required information, and stop sending excuses. I can be on a plane to Holland within two business days of your approval to contractor status, but we need an authentic photograph, and a letter of endorsement that we can use in promotional material for the company. I am willing to provide any assistance to you on this matter, and do wish to assist you with the transfer of these assets, but I grow weary of these stalling tactics. Please comply with my requests so that we can finish this deal.

Jed "Sperminator" Clampett

DEAR SPERMINATOR,

I HAVE DONE MY PART. I HAVE DONE MY BEST. I CANNOT DO WHAT I HAVE ALREADY DONE BEFORE.

REGARDS,

ANDY.

Please re-scan the letter....it is not legible.

Sperminator

DEAR SPERMINATOR,

HERE IS THE LETTER ATACHED AGAIN. CONFIRM THE RECEIPT AND GET BACK TO ME. PLEASE ALWAYS INFORM ME WHAT THE MR HASTRUP SAID FOR MORE ADDVICE. THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS,

MR ANDY EZE.

Eazy E.,

The letter came through just fine, and I appreciate the timeliness of your reply. My board meets tomorrow night, and Mr. Dick Goezinya on the board had indicated that he would like for the letter to contain the phrase "I gave the others an inspection, then I got an E. Rection!" They would also like some sort of anecdote about how our company's products have benefitted your local community (e.g., created jobs, increased consumer wealth, allowed you to underwrite the construction of a city park, etc.) Also, don't forget to retake the picture according to the instructions provided...the edited photo that we have will not be acceptable. Thanks for your hard work. Ellie Mae and I look quite forward to hearing from you!

Jed Clampett

DEAR SPERMINATOR,

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO WRITE THE LETTER AND SEND TO ME SO THAT I WILL RE-TYPE AND SEND BACK TO YOU AND YOUR COMPANY. I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO SEE THE LETTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. BUT LET THIS SOUND VERY CLEAR TO YOU THAT I WILL NOT TAKE ANY OTHER PHOTO AGAIN. I HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE AND I WILL NEVER REPEAT IT AGAIN. THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS,

MR ANDY EZE.

Eazy E.,

I am sorry, but my job is far too demanding for me to write the letter for you, and it must be in your own words. If you wish for my assistance in this deal, you must do as I ask. As for the photo, you and I both know that the photo that you sent was a forgery. A photo editing program was used to superimpose a face onto whoever was holding the company logo, and I find it insulting that you think that me or anyone on my board would be fooled by that photograph. I think that there is a very real possibility that the face on the IDs that you have sent is someone else, and that you did not think that anyone was going to verify who you are. I don't care if you are 58 years old, or if you are 22 years old. All I care about is getting the necessary documentation in so that I can travel to Holland and complete this transaction. If you continue to insist on being uncooperative, then I will be forced to contact Dr. Hastrup and notify him that you are no longer empowered to make any dealings on Mr. Pal's estate. Judge Wapner has already written the affidavit to remove you from this transaction, and it awaits my signature. I have not signed the document, but will do so if necessary. We have both put in a lot of work on this transaction, and we both stand to make a lot of money, but we must work together, and not against one another. I have to convince my board that my business associate is a trustworthy and qualified partner, and if I cannot convince my board that you are someone that can be trusted, then they will not let me deal with you. I have been very honest and forthcoming with you, and all I ask is that you do the same with me.

Sperminator

DEAR SPERMINATOR,

MAY ALMIGHTY GOD, THE CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND EARTH BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY FOR ALL THE INSULT I HAVE RECEIVED FROM YOU. I HAVE DONE ALL YOU EXPECTED OF ME AND WILL NEVER EVER REPEAT ANY. YOU HAVE MY PASSPORT AND ID WITH MY BANK. MY HOME ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER. HENCE YOU DO NOT WANT TO COMPLY BY GOING DOUWN TO HOLLAND AND HAVE EVERY CLEARED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE ALL I AM ASKING YOU IS THE POWER OF ATTORNEY FOR QUICK CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP. I WILL CERTAINLY PAY YOU BACK FOR ALL YOUR TIME WASTED AND STILL MAKE YOU A FRIEND OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY. I TRUSTED EVERYTHING IN YOUR HAND AS A GODLY PERSON THINKING THAT I AM DEALING WITH THE RIGHT PERSON, ALL I COULD GET IS INSULTS. THEREFORE IF I DO NOT SEE THE POWER OF ATTORNEY FROM NOW TILL MONDAY MORNING, MY LAWYER WHO WENT AND SWAER FALLS AFFIDAVITE IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE MONEY AND THE NEXT OF KIN TO LATE MR DESTIN PAL IN THE HIGH COURT WILL CERTAINLY CONTACT THE MIDDLE BANK AUTHORITY HERE IN COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC TO STOP THE PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY FROM THE OFFSHORE PAYMENT OFFICE IN HOLLAND. I SWEAR TO YOU WITH THE HELP OF MY GOD THAT I WILL NEVER LOSE THIS MONEY WHETHER YOU SEND THE POWER OF ATTORNEY OR NOT. IT WILL ONLY TAKE ME TIME TO GET ABOUT IT AND HAVE THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED TO MY CHINESE FRIEND WHO HAS BEEN YAWNING TO GO TO HOLLAND AND GET EVERYTHING DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. YOUR THREATS IS JUST A WASTE OF TIME. REMEMBER, I AM THE OPERATIONAL MANAGER AND NO PERSON OR GROUP OF PERSONS WILL EVER MANEUVER ME AND GET THIS MONEY WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. THIS WILL BE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU REGARDING THIS ISSUE.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS,

MR ANDY EZE.

Andy,

I received your email message this morning, and the board of directors convened to act upon the email. Based on your unwillingness to cooperate with our company, I regret to inform you that your involvement with the estate of Mr. Pal is officially terminated, and all agreements made between the two of us are officially null and void. The injunction filed with Judge Wapner is attached. I will be flying to Holland to conclude the transaction, and upon the conclusion of the transaction, you will be provided a severance package of $100,000, which will be considered a finders fee for your earlier efforts. The board was only going to provide you with expenses, but I was most insistent that you should get something for your trouble. I have enjoyed working with you on this transaction, and I will contact you after I have concluded my business in Holland.

Regards,

The Sperminator

CC: Harry Nutsack, Chairman

E. Rection III, Chairman emeritus

Milburn Drysdale, Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills

Dr. Hastrup,

I will be arriving to conclude our business at 8:17 p.m. on 9 May, 2004. My flight itinerary is attached. Regrettably, my board of directors has terminated Mr. Eze's involvement in this transaction, and an injunction has been issued. For your records, I have attached the injunction. Please arrange for lodging for at least 2 nights, and inform me on the status of the requests that I made to you in the email message of May 1, 2004. Thanks for your prompt attention on this matter, and I will see you in a couple of days.

Regards,

Jed Clampett

DEAR SPERMINATOR,

I GOT YOUR MAIL AND ALL THE CONTENTS WERE WELL NOTED. YOUR PLANS AGAINST ME WILL DEFINITELY FAIL YOU. I SUSPECTED THIS YOUR PLANS TO EAT THIS MONEY WITHOUT GIVEN ME SHARE OF 65% OF THE TOTAL MONEY. AND THAT WAS WHY YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TREAT ME LIKE A KID. ALL I SHALL ASSURE YOU AND YOUR APPEAL COURT IS THAT THIS MONEY IS IN MY CONTROL. IT CAN NEVER BE PAID TO ANY ONE WITHOUT MY SIGNATURE. THEREFORE YOU CAN TRY WITH YOUR DIRECTORS.

THANKS,

ANDY.

Andy,

I just returned from Holland and had a wonderful time with Dr. Hastrup there. After I received the trunk boxes with the money (see attached photograph), Dr. Hastrup and I went out to the red light district and had a really good time. He had arranged for some of the finest hashish and hookers that the town had to offer, and we had a magnificent time together.

I bet that you wish that you had sent me that picture after all, eh?

Jed

DEAR SPERMINATOR,

REMEMBER MY PROMISE TO YOU THAT IF I FAIL TO SEE THE POWER OF ATTORNEY BY THE END OF TODAY, THAT I WILL DEFINITELY TAKE ANOTHER WAY TO RECOVER THIS MONEY. YOU ARE JUST MAKING MOCKERING OF YOURSELF. WHEN YOU ARE SERIOUSE, I WILL CERTAINLY KNOW.

THANKS

ANDY.

Eazy E,

I haven't heard from you in over a week. I need to know the status of this transaction so that I can notify my travel department.

Sperminator

DEAR MR JED CLAMPETT,

I SAW YOUR MAIL AND WISH TO TELL YOU THAT THE SITUATION IS STILL AS YOU MADE IT. I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG BUT COULD NOT DO ANY THING UNTILL I GET THE POWER OF ATTORNEY FROM YOU. PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE, I AM STILL PLEADING FOR THE QUICK CHANGE OF WONERSHIP AS YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO GO TO HOLLAND FOR THE SIGNING OF THE FUND RELEASE ORDER. BUT IF YOU HAVE MADE UP YOUR MIND TO ASSIST AND GET THIS BUSINESS DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,PLEASE SEND TO ME YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE TO ENABLE ME KNOW YOUR MOVEMENT. FINALLY YOU SHALL AGREE TO BE TELLING ME THE TRUTH BETWEEN YOU AND FOREIGN PAYMENT OFFICE. YOU SHOULD BE FORWARDING ALL THE MAILS RECIEVED FROM THEM TO ME FOR QUICK ADDVICE. FUTHERMORE, YOU SHOULD WRITE TO ME WITH YOUR COMPANY LETTER HEADED PAPER THAT YOU ARE OWNING ME 65% OF $45,000,000USD. I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO SEE THIS ASAP.

REGARDS,

MR ANDY.

Eazy E,

Perhaps we should set aside the troubles that we have had and agree to work together on this transaction. It appears as though we both require some things from each other, and if we resolve to work together on this matter, we can probably work this out amiably. I spoke to Judge Wapner, and he has agreed to suspend the injunction if we can resolve our differences, and I have agreed to work with you on this. I do understand that the individual in the photographs that you sent is probably not you, and you had some reason for the cunning attempt to trick me with a forgery. If you can send me the orginal photograph, along with the revisions that I instructed, then we can proceed. I will have a copy of the letter that you requested to you sometime tomorrow, and as soon as I get your contractor application, I'll proceed with my travel arrangements.

Jed

DEAR JED,

I HAVE TOLD YOU FRANKLY SPEAKING THAT I WILL NEVER EVER REPEAT TAKING THAT PHOTO AGAIN AS I HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE. SECONDLY I HAVE ALSO SENT TO YOU THE COPY OF THE LETTER YOU REQUESTED FROM ME AND AS SUCH WILL NEVER REPEAT THAT LETTER AGAIN. I MADE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE SO THAT YOU WILL COMPLY, BUT YOU FAILED. I AM STILL NOT WILLING TO REPEAT ANY THING EVEN IF IT ENTAILS LOOSING THIS MONEY. BUT I KNOW NO JUPITER WILL EVER MAKE ME TO LOOSE THIS MONEY. I STILL APPEAL TO YOU TO FORGET ABOUT THAT ISSUE AND GET THIS BUSINESS DONE AS SOON AS YOU CAN.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS,

MR ANDY.

Andy,

I was going to give you another chance, but since you don't seem to want to cooperate, I'm done with you. I know that there was never any money anyway, and that you are just a con artist.

If you ever expect to make any money scamming people, I would recommend that you get better at forgery...that picture that you sent was purely amateur night.

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3. Don't act offended when Americans mention drinking and sex. A good scammer adjusts his personality to match that of his victims.

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