Stupid Writings

I originally had a big screed here about how I wasn't going to post anything I'd written until it was registered with the Writer's Guild. That was, really, more optimism than should be allowed to come out of any person, let alone me. In fact, I have never finished anything I've ever started writing, and probably never will, so if this page has anything at all on it it'll be a miracle on the level of successfully masturbating to Dragonball-Z.

My first attempt at a screenplay, which I've tossed completely. Synopsis: A bunch of music students sleep around and bitch about everything. Big stretch, I know. The Pitch: Seinfeld at music school, only stupider.

The sequel to "Requiem," in which a bunch of servers in a restaurant sleep around and bitch about everything. Another big stretch. The difference is, I haven't started writing it yet, and since my writing partner Paul has only slightly more motivation than I do, I probably never will.

Yeah, right. Like I know anything about writing or acting in a play, no matter how few men and acts there are in it.

These are just short little scenes of dialogue I wrote. My ex-girlfriend and I would give each other themes to write on, and then we'd compare our writings on whichever theme we'd picked. Mine were always just dialogue, but hers usually entailed a lot of visual directions, since she was a film major. Anyway...They were fun to write, and here they are. And I hate her now, so maybe I'll take this piece of shit off too.