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The Aura's Color Test
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a
Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening
gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and
orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and
generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the
shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old
paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in
the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and
outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so
full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit
still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for
excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion.
Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.
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The Love Test
Okay,
so you're not a die-hard romantic who carelessly tosses around loving words,
hopeful promises, and doting acts, but you do a pretty great job of
expressing your loving feelings. Couplehood suits you to a T, and you like
coming up with new, creative, non-mushy ways of showing your sweetie how you
feel. You know very well that there are other ways to show love, respect,
and admiration besides all that flowery mumbo-jumbo. Basically, you're
passionately romantic without being excessively sentimental — practical, but
also sweet and sensitive. Because no matter what, it's very important to you
that your partner understands how much you care about him — you love how
close you feel to him when you tell and show him what's in your heart.
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The Soap Opera Scenario Test
No matter what form The Evil Twin takes, be it the alter ego of the town
sweetheart, a jilted lover, corporate raider, or one of many multiple
personalities, they play an integral part in any soap — driving the plotline
and keeping things interesting. Sure, they might be a backstabber who's out
for their own good. But they're just so darn good at it; they're
irresistible.
Okay, so maybe you're not quite evil-to-the-core. It's more that you're
probably driven — although you sometimes might fall prey to that internal
struggle between good and bad. It's not like you wanted to buy that
Gucci bag on your husband's card and blame it on his secretary... and who
can prove that the dog didn't eat that last piece of chocolate cake?
It's just that like most Evil Twins, you know what you want — and you like
to get it.
It takes work to reach your goals in life. If that means taking control of
the family fortune by locking your sister in an abandoned lighthouse, or
seeing to it that the Board votes you in as CEO because your father has
mysteriously disappeared (he's locked in the lighthouse with your sister),
you're on it. How can we blame such raw ambition and willpower that gets the
job done? So keep at it. Just try to use your Evil Twin powers for good,
okay?
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What’s Your Monster Match? Test
Vampire
The vampire is your monster match—the dentally endowed child of the night.
This Halloween, take a nap during the day so you can make it from dusk 'til
dawn. Like the "undead" themselves, you demonstrate eternal youth and an
appetite for living that is contagious (no biting necessary). When the sun
goes down, you have an uncanny sense of where to be and when to show up.
Even if you decide to strap on the udders and dress as a dairy cow, you
still have a certain suave gracefulness that permeates even the silliest of
costumes. Lay off the garlic and you'll have no trouble getting that special
victim back to your coffin for a little nibble. Pace yourself Vampires,
you're going to need to save a little energy for the day after. Dracula
can't see his reflection in the mirror, but luckily, you can. So don't
forget to freshen up a little after your Halloween weekend.
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The Classic
Star Wars Test
R2-D2
You're spunky, resourceful, and just a little deviant. It should come as no
surprise that your Star Wars type is Artoo-Deetoo. Just like the diminutive
droid who bailed out Luke and the gang more than a few times, you have tons
of tools and tricks at your disposal. When in a bind, you are usually the
first one who thinks of the solution (even if your zeal for adventure got
you into trouble in the first place).
You are a loyal friend who people can confide in. They know that you'll
guard their secrets as if they were the plans to the Death Star itself. What
some might call stubborn, you call driven. No amount of obstacles will get
between you and your goal.
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The Ultimate
Mum Test
All-Natural
Mom
Recipe for: The All-Natural Mom
Quote: "Yes, it's fruit for dessert again!"
Ingredients:
A big dose of care (with a dash of concern)
Plenty of fiber
Green, leafy veggies (either encouraged or enforced)
Wholesomeness sprinkled throughout
Add if desired: tofu
Mix all ingredients with fresh air, sunshine, and a sense of humor. Serve
with love.
Whether you're just trying to make sure something green (Gatorade doesn't
count) passes your kids' lips once in awhile, or whether you're calculating
your family's intake of antioxidants, you're a woman with health on your
mind. Which is why we might find you outdoors playing tag with your kids
before dinner (with plenty of sunscreen on everyone), or reminding the kids
at bedtime that they only have to floss the teeth they want to
keep.
You have a lot more on your busy mind than just fats, carbs and proteins—you
know that food is more than what keeps tummies from rumbling. An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, and so do your healthy choices. The good habits you
teach can last a lifetime. So what if the raisin snacks and low-fat dinner
recipes don't always make you the most popular member of the household.
You've got your mind set on a higher goal.
Your style is full of energy and ingenuity. Which is why you can leap over
junk food and lethargy in a single bound, and juggle all of your
responsibilities in- and outside of the home.
Tip: Don't forget to indulge every once and awhile! Nutrition is
important, but that occasional gooey treat won't ruin your healthy
lifestyle. It'll just make it more fun!
[I’m actually
far more inclined to balance out all the healthy stuff with junk]
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The What kind
of Monkey are you? Test
Chimpanzee
That's right, chimps are the Einsteins of the primate world (so long as
you're not counting that species known as human). That's why you might find
that you're known as the tinkerer and the "smarty pants" amongst your
friends and co-workers. Like most chimpanzees, you're probably an excellent
problem-solver and can often find an answer for any conundrum that presents
itself — whether you're trying to escape from your cage, making new tools
out of twigs, or figuring out how to lure that cute chimp from the next tree
over with your charm and affections.
But beyond your brains, you're also known as gregarious and empathetic —
you'd help a little old baboon cross the street and then run off to your
next venture.
If you're like your chimp cousins in the wild, you'll also have an interest
in homeopathic meds and will believe firmly in being healthy through
exercise and play. Many chimps steer toward vegetarianism, though the
natural world won't begrudge you a meaty meal if that's more your style.
In an argument, you rarely speak without thinking about the emotional toll
it might take on the other person, but because you are such a rational
thinker, you rarely find yourself in arguments for very long. You tend to
convince people of your thought process and resulting opinion with very
little resistance. And for you, the best part of the argument is when you
can make up — kissing is one of your favorite activities, and one for which
you're known.
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Which Shoe
Fits You?
Practical
Pump
Skim latte and 20 minutes of that morning show: this sounds like how you
might start your days if you're a Practical Pump. Maybe it's that
you're the kind of person who looks put together—whether in jeans, an
ultrahip suit, or a drop-dead dress. Or perhaps it's just that when you look
good, you project a stronger sense of who you are. People take your ideas
more seriously and think of you as a leader when it comes to everything from
the boardroom to the barstool. You can be independent without being Gloria
Steinem. Even in a chunky heel you can pull off a delicate spaghetti strap
camisole with no problem. So straight-laced isn't necessarily your MO. You
make that perfectly clear when you're feeling a little devilish. Whatever
your take on looks and life, it's very clear that you never go out of style.
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What Renews
You?
Purchasing
Power
You know that retail therapy is no joke. It works! Sometimes life's demands
can make you feel like you have no choices, that you don't have as much
control over things as you'd like. But when you set off to find yourself a
terrific new outfit or that perfect touch for your home, you've got a world
of choices. Thinking over your true tastes, trying different options on for
size, and scoring that fabulous find are all little indulgences that erase
life's irritations with ease. It's not that you're obsessed with the
material world, it's just that buying the tiniest of trinkets or a gift for
someone you care about can soothe your troubles away — without doing too
much damage to your credit card statement.
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What’s
your Super Power?
Say
what? Your superpower is ANIMAL COMMUNICATION! Many people pretend to talk
to their pets, but you can really, truly do it. Have you ever mimicked the
monkeys or the penguins at the zoo? If you have, you're on your way to
becoming a great animal communicator, just like Aquaman with his fishy
friends. Some people think animal communication has to be vocal. Not so. Any
superhero knows that mental telepathy is where it's at. So while barking at
Fido might be fun, it's not the practice you really need. Instead, try
thinking like an animal. When you get into the mindset of, say, a squirrel,
you'll be able to truly communicate with one. Of course it's a two way
street, because you'll be able to understand everything they say back, too.
And they've got a lot to tell! Imagine talking to a walrus about the deep
ocean or to an ant about life underground. Once you've perfected your
superhuman gift, you'll never be without interesting conversation.
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What’s
your fame and fortune?
Talk about ideas! You're the type of person who's always coming up with a
new way to look at things — wherever you are. And more than most, you're
probably able to better express them in a multitude of ways — through
writing, acting, sketching, jamming, painting, dancing, sculpting, filming,
arranging...you get the picture.
Because you've got so much going on upstairs, your brain is never really
turned in the "off" position. Heck, your dreams are probably even more
creative than others. Here's the thing: You're the type who rises to the
challenge of making something out of nothing — it's a skill not everyone
has. So how about it? What's your next creative contribution to the world?
Maybe you'll pen the first rap opera. Maybe you'll join a rock-climbing,
performance dance troop. Or maybe you'll discover a link between Balinese
Batik painters and Picasso. However you find fame and fortune, we sense
you'll be getting there by tapping into that
uniquely-psychedelic-inventive-original-interpretive-expressive mass of
creative gray matter.
So get out there and start designing your own clothing line, or theme
restaurant, or housing complex, or website, or...
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Are
you a Pessimist?
Geez, who rained on your parade? Okay, so you don't
have the same Eeyore-ish attitude as a true pessimist, but you definitely
aren't expecting good things to happen, either. Even when the weatherman is
sure of sun, you carry an umbrella. And we're willing to bet that you're at
least somewhat sarcastic — you like making fun of those suckers who are
always looking on the bright side of life. You don't trust people readily;
they have to earn their spot in your good graces. (In fact, you may even
feel like you have enough friends and don't really need any more.) After
all, nobody's giving you anything in this world — it's every man for
himself. But you're not completely devoid of hope. Admit it:
Somewhere deep inside is a tiny part of you that truly believes at least one
cloud out there has a silver lining. Try listening to that part a little
more often and see what happens.
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TV Mom
Test
Marge
Simpson
You are Marge from The Simpsons. You may not share Marge's blue
bouffant, but you do share her animated style of mothering. Sometimes the
pressures of maintaining a happy home may push you toward the edge, but at
the end of the day, you believe in your children wholeheartedly, even when
they're being rather, um, spirited.
You encourage your kids' creativity and individuality, whether that means
watching them perform the saxophone or helping them raise exotic lizards.
You may sometimes say things that sound like old-fashioned parenting
clichés, but when it comes down to dealing with domestic disasters, you can
be a pretty together, modern mama.
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How
Passionate Are You?
Mighty
Magenta
Well, super girl, there's no containing you and your almighty passion. With
your extra-strong drive, there's no holding back when something's important
to you — whether it's matters of the heart or matters of the head.
Enthusiasm is your game, and you're one to go after your heart's desire.
Wanna run for student body president? Throw a fab Spring Fling? Let no man
(or woman) stand in your way! While some may think your multiple interests
and will of steel a little over-the-top, you probably feel differently.
After all, pushing the boundaries and breaking a few rules is a small price
to pay to enter the winner's circle.
A mistake-free life is hardly worth living, and you'd surely rather be led
by your all-consuming convictions than wait backstage for life to happen.
Patience may be a virtue, but unbridled enthusiasm is your true ticket to
happiness. Whatever your dream, your powerful passion is sure to put you in
the fast lane.
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Are You a
Slacker?
Hey --
you're no slacker. You're just fronting. Lucky for you, you're not too
uptight either. You've struck that wonderful balance between slacking off
and keeping busy. It's not an easy task, so congratulations. Your efficiency
and determination let you work in a timely manner. And that laid-back
approach means that you'll never get too stressed out. Sometimes you're
pulled in two different directions, but you know how to handle it. You can
take control of a situation without strangling it. This healthy style of
work will lead to both success and happiness. What more could you want?
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Are You
Loony?
To borrow a
phrase from Forrest Gump, loony is as loony does. You know how true
that is — in fact, you've embraced it. Because while you certainly have your
moments of insanity, you know when to say when. Sure, you get a kick out of
occasionally doing and saying things other people think are goofy or
off-the-wall — you're a real sucker for being the center of attention now
and again — but there are plenty of times when you'd just as soon be calmer
and more serious. The same goes for expressing your emotions. No stranger to
strong feelings, you choose your battles and control your highs and lows,
saving your emotional outbursts for when you need them most. After all, fun
and craziness are all well and good, in the right time and place, but
balancing your "up" and "down" times earns you more respect in the long run.
Not nearly as nutty as a fruitcake — but maybe giving Pralines 'n' Cream a
run for its money — you're the perfect mix of impulse and restraint.
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Are you Ready
to be a ‘Mom’?
Does the
thought of knowing all the words to the latest children's songs make you
giddy? Do you browse through Baby Gap just to see how precious tiny jeans
and sweaters can be? Does watching a toddler dance erase your stress and
make you grin? We thought so. Go ahead and change your name to "Mommy,"
because you are ready to reproduce! It looks like your baby fever has wiped
out any hesitations you might have had — all signs are pointing straight to
motherhood. You've got a good idea of how much effort and adjustment being a
mom entails (though no one knows exactly what it's like until they've
gone through it), and you're still ready, willing, and able to take the
plunge. Congrats! It seems like all of your maternal instincts are in high
gear, and you've got the motivation, knowledge, and support to back them up.
So, go buy that cute little outfit and get busy in the bedroom!
(SHIT)
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Discover your
Past Life
Monkey
Don't
go bananas — in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's
what we know about you: Adorably sweet demeanor and sharp as a tack, you
found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you
and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with
royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He
would play your favorite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to
dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change and
picked pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan
took your gig around the country and raked in the riches. You were one happy
little monkey.
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Who’s
Your Movie Star Double?
Reese
Witherspoon
A space cadet (in the nicest sense of the word) like you needs to be played
by someone who has her own rosy outlook on life, someone who is completely
loyal, someone who is unbelievably endearing, someone like Reese
Witherspoon.
Whether she's lighting up the stage as the dreamy darling in The
Importance of Being Earnest, or pushing passed her blonde image in
Legally Blonde, Reese's perfect for the part of someone who's seemingly
clueless at times, but oddly intuitive when it matters most (even if we know
that in real life she's a clever cookie).
Maybe you sometimes get preoccupied when people are talking around you, but
who cares if you jump back into the conversation with a slightly bizarre
comment or two? It just means your mind has been wandering in interesting
places. You, like Reese in her leading lady roles, probably prefer to
dedicate your full attention into the things that give you the most joy:
your friends, your family, or a cause you're dedicated to. But ultimately,
that's part of what attracts people to you and why they love having your
good heart and supersensitive brain around. And that's also why Reese
Witherspoon would be a box-office hit in the movie of your life.
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What’s
Your Beauty Aura?
Exotic
You take pleasure in experimenting with your look. You're always trying out
new styles, fragrances, and beauty treatments. Sometimes you're trying to
enhance what you've got. At other times your appearance is something you're
creative with. Experimenting with a totally new haircut or the latest
foaming face scrub is your way of exploring the world around you through
different skins.
You are well aware that sheer makeup looks better on soft, well-cared for
skin, so you try to keep your pores free from blemishes and oil. You don't
have a signature scent because you're too busy trying them all to pick a
favorite. At times you may risk hiding your true self behind all this
glamorous self-indulgence, but hopefully you're just expressing your
flamboyant, creative personality through lipstick, scents, and other fancy
stuff.
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Your sense of humor is
Satire!
If there's one thing you're positive about it's that life is absurd. That's
why your sense of humor centers around satire and farce. From social to
political to religious, you see all of humanity's institutions as all too
serious and totally hilarious because of it. Whether you're roasting the
regulars at the coffee shop or going after bigger laughs inspired by
newscasters, or dare we say, the President, your razor sharp wit cuts though
the bologna. Just remember, when you lay the irony on thick, not everyone
gets your humor. That's okay — if you can't laugh with someone, you can
always laugh at them.
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Do you think
with you Head or your Heart?
Heart-Strong Romantic
Whether you planned it or not, you just can't help but follow your feelings
when it comes to matters of l'amour. You're a passionate person who
can't ignore things that fit you to a T — whether it's that perfect pair of
jeans, a good cause, or the love of a lifetime.
Sure, things don't always go according to plan, but with an irrepressible
drive like yours, you'd better get used to it! Living life as a fake just
isn't in the cards for you. So open up your arms and...
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