Thad: One of my friends I went to college with is actually Brian Presley who works on Port Charles.

[audience claps]

Ty: Rumor has it that you're looking for a new roommate.

Thad: I am, I am.

Ty: Brian Presley is not going to be living with you anymore.

Thad: No, he's getting married next week. Can you believe that? I'm his best man, so he's really scared about my speech I'm going to give. I've been working on it for a long time...can't wait!

Lisa: Now I heard you had a weekend-long, or week-long bachelor party?

Thad: It was a weekend-long.

Lisa: Weekend-long. I was a little nervous when I read week-long. So what did you do or can I even ask that?

Thad: Well...

Lisa: I don't think I can, can I?

Ty: He just can't tell you.

Thad: (playing along) Well some details we'll have to leave out...No, we just kind of hung around here. We decided, you know, all of our friends were here, and instead of taking some elaborate vacation to Vegas or you know, somewhere like that, we stayed here. We did all of the things we love to do. We played golf, we went to the beach, we played volleyball, we hung out...we had a blast!

Lisa: Any strippers?

Thad: No, no, we kept away from that. I promised Erin I would keep it clean.

Ty: (joking) You can tell me about it backstage. (he laughs)