Shoutouts:

Sam, you are the best boy in the whole world! I love you!  You know, I'm from Alabama, where the size of your truck really matters.  NO hanky panky! Katie, you know I would be your friend even if you made me drop my books. Adrienne, shut up Mr. Rogers! Megan, go milk a giraffe!  Sweet, precious, life-giving milk! Dani, there's jelly on my crotch! Emily, how'd I get red paint on my hands?  Fuck yeah!...Bitch!  What, like a vibrating flower? Susan, I'm gonna miss you saying "Erin, Erin, Erin, Erin" to me all the time:) Katie, I wish on my sparkle machine that your Gaidar is on! John, I would choose the banana...cuz I've never had Jax... Justin, when you're skinny... Court-Court, lick my Indian burial nuts!  sittin' on the rock...we're on the rock...ahh, the memories! Jay, Rebecca, Cassie, and Kylito, oh my god there's feces! Greg, nobody FUCKS Wilson!  And gets away with it Scott, I wanna hear your INTENSITY!!! Kaitlyn, omygosh...RunninghorseBob just jumped off a cliff!  Whoa! Bridget, BAHHH! Julie, tell your dad Happy Birthday for me Jen, do the Pinky Swear CHEER! Just don't hurt yourself again.  Think again, Bat Man! Dan, Perry Hotter is the man!  What's the speed of dark? Mark, all the other test tube babies thought I was hot!!  good magic trick, huh? Carol and Sharon, I miss you guys!  We should get together to eat Hypercandy and play abnormal Foosball, I'm about ready to mount that comeback horse!  Oh yeah, do YOU have Quince? Mary and Alli, never forget the Beautiful Chair!  Alli was SO in it!