AGE: late 30s
NICKNAMES: Dave, Dave, Dave
ALLEY DRINK: Whatever he can get his hands on
About Dave:
Dave has been a staple of the Alley since its inception. He has lived in Lowell for a very long time, and has been partying for even longer. He enjoys sunlight, hates undercooked meat, and really enjoys when people have smokes to share with him.
STATS:
Alley Parties attended: 50+
Hour of Powers attended: should have been all
Beer fests attended: 0, but his life is a beerfest, so I'll say 3,450
Things you can hear Dave saying:
"You can do it like that, but I wouldn't."
"Why are you so pale?"
"This food sucks."
"You're ALMOST a good guy... ALMOST."