Foreword: Ladies and Gentleman, the nBw is fresh off the rack with more talent then could have been expected. We are talking about some legends, some amazing champions, and some incredible superstars. The first nBw event has been booked and already ticket sales are going off the charts. With fans from around the world making sure they do everything they can to get their tickets. The first "version x" card is set to put nBw on the map with some great matches. Ten of the biggest names in wrestling will make their way to Seattle to compete in what could be the greatest show in wrestling history. Each of the matches that you will see are very important in deciding the fate for the nBw....but one match that stands above the rest, in terms of talent and their past history is the very first match of the night when we will see Chris Jericho go one on one with Triple H. These two have never gotten along in the past and much of that is expected to carry over to the nBw. Both of these men are pumped up for this match and we can expect them to "go through hell" to gain in victory in this one. Jericho...being has pumped as he is about the match, as decided it would be best to have a press-conference...so he could deliver his message and thoughts to a wider varity of people. We now join Chris Jericho at the start of his very own, "Chris Jericho Press Conference.
Chris Jericho: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to the very first "Chris Jericho Press Conference." I know that this is been a long time in coming and you have all been very excited for this moment, as I myself has been aswell. Now I know that each and every one of your jackasses have a question of some kind to ask me and honestly, I dont blame you. But before we get to any questions I would like to share something with you. Incase any of you were wondering I thought I would give you a little idea on why Jericho is here in the nBw. You see, I am out to prove that Chris Jericho is still the most dominate name in wrestling today. I am the very first undisputed champion of all time and that my friends is something to remember. I have beaten them all and to tell you the truth...I have lived a life much longer and richer then most men ever dream. I guess what I am trying to say is that if you are looking for a posterchild for nBw or a rolemodel, then look no further then I, Chris Jericho. Now please, if any of you ass-clowns have something important to ask me, then I suggest you do it now. When you live the life of a mega-superstar you have very little time for the little people.
Reporter: Chris? Mr. Jericho? Umm yes, I represent PWI (Pro Wrestling Insider) and on behalf of myself and the magazine we would like to ask you the following. About two months ago, you made some incredibly bold statements which lead the people to believe that you were finished with the world of wrestling. I personally thought that you were finished with the sport and the life that went along with it. But now, it's the first week of the nBw and we have seen you being one of the very first wrestlers to sign up for New Blood Wrestling. Chris, after making those statements I am left wondering how you could have changed your mind so quickly? What brings you to the nBw?
Chris Jericho: Well you see Junior, in life there are two kinds of men that really stick out. When you look at the world there are two kind of great men and both accomplish great things but only one is remembered...here let me explain. See the first kind of man is someone does amazing things...he makes the most out of what is considered his "prime" and at that point he seems unbeatable. The only fault of that first man is that after he lives out his career...he vanishes and he is forgotten in the end. Now there is a second man...and this is a man that does the same great things as the first man but instead he sees his career for what it really is...forever. You see that second man is someone whos "Prime" never ends and he understands that he can still compete at that same level of greatness even later in his career. You see, I am that second man...I finally saw what others tried to tell me for so long. I can still kick everyone on the rosters ass. I am still the top player in this federation and in every other federation aswell. But if you really want to know what brought me back, it was the site of that Heavyweight title, and knowing that I could still hold it, knowing that it would not be long until it was mine. So I signed up as soon as I could, knowing that I would be able to sit on the top.
Reporter: Well Mr Jericho, you have proved in the past that you can get the job done...but you have also shown us slumps in not only your career but also your character. There are times you can be the most dominate wrestler in the ring, but you may then go through this stage were you are just an average wrestler. I just wanted to get your thoughts on the first card. I know that you have had a chance to look over the card and maybe you have some ideas on what could be different or what could stay the same. Almost all the talent is being used in this event. You have guys all the way from the Undertaker to Kurt Angle in matches that you only thought you could see on ppv. I know alot of fans and other wrestlers are actually calling this Version X show the "greatest show on earth" not just because it's the first but becaues the talent is at such a high level. So Mr. Jericho, do you think that this federation, card, talent, matches, are just average or do you personally believe that this is going to be an event to remember?
Chris Jericho: To tell you the truth though, when you look at the card, is there really any match that matters but mine? I know when you look you feel like you are looking at some kind of masterpiece but what you are really seeing is a terrible marketing idea. They could have promoted this event in so many more ways...they could have seen the match I was in and road that one to the end. The biggest mistake they made was not making Chris Jericho in the main event. Look at this...whenever you see one and only Chris Jericho on the card you know you are in for a treat...a man that will go through hell to make sure that he not only keeps the people happy...but also the company. When I see names like Raven or The undertaker in the main event, my stomach starts to act up a bit. I guess in a way, I could make the best of the situation...the advantage to being first is that everyone will have to follow you. I am going to set the standard for nBw and be the first one to score a victory.
Interviewer: Chris? Yeah I am here on behalf of nBw.com and the fans have been voting online for the past week on the matches and who they think will come out on top. I am sorry to say Chris, that your marks have fallen a bit short. Which this now brings me to your match...Triple H. Chris this week you are going to be stepping into the ring with Tripe H...a man that has given himself the title of game and consistantly lived up to the name. The kind of wrestler where he can always manage to pull through and leave with that victory. I want to know your thoughts on not only the match, but on Triple H himself. What kind of wrestler do you see when you look at him? You have been in the ring with him in the past but none of that matters. In your mind, play out this match for us and what you can see happening to you two warriors when you step into the ring to meet for the very first time in nBw history?
Chris Jericho: First I would like start off by saying the following. I shocks me to hear that you are actually using data in an internet poll, where the only kind of people answering are low life scum that no nothing about how the world of wrestling really turns. I am going to pretend that I didnt hear that from you. Next, Triple H, well I have to admit...I am suprised that they booked us against each other in the very first week. You would usually want to save a match of this caliber for a ppv event. There is alot to be said for an ass-clown whose whole life consists of walking slowly...spitting water...using weapons. You see Junior, when you look at Triple H you will see many things such as, a man that has the brain power of a 13 year old boy, you will see a man that looks more like a monkey then anything I have ever seen. You see, the best part about Triple H is that it's not just what he says thats a joke, it's his whole life. I am telling you that it is going to be a real honor to have him on the top of the list of my very first nBw victims.
Interviewer: So you think there is no chance in hell that he is ever going to be able to match up with you? You think that this match is going to be a complete ass kicking through and through and the only thing anyone will have to worry about watching is the 1,2,3? Chris, I thought you were a little more down to earth then that. You have to respect Triple H as wrestler...the man has come back from some of the most serious matches that have ever been seen. I find it hard to believe that the match is going to be that one sided, I think this match has a huge chance to steal the show. If you two both bring your A games, the match will go down as the match to remember from the opening of nBw.
Chris Jericho: Well Jerky, since you seem so worried about my outlooks on this match I suppose I will share with you that actual events in which will occur. First Triple H crappy music will hit has he walks out at an amazing 3 miles per hour. He will climb up the stairs and then deliver the worst thing the wrestling world has seen. He will become so full of rage that he will not be able to control himself, causing him to spit water all of himselt and the audience. Then finally he will enter the ring and he will wait...soon the countdown will begin until it finally hits cero. Then the lights will go out and soon you will find yourself in the middle the coolest intro in wrestling today. Finally after all the fans come down from their state of heaven...after all the woman are done pleasuring themselves, I will then enter the ring. The lilghts will go up and that bell will ring. Soon you will be viewing action in which two men are in such a state a focus that it's hard to breathe. Move after move, nearfall after nearfall. Until finally he will make one mistake and thats all he will need to make...he will soon find himself in the most amazing submission move that has ever been created. I will have him locked into the walls of Jericho and I will be sitting back. I will hear slight screams and moans that soon get louder and more painful. Soon he will start to struggle to get out but I am to strong even for Triple H. I will continue to sit back until I feel the struggle stop...thats when I know that its nearing end. I can tell that it wont be long until you hear that hand hit the mat over and over again. Then you will hear my music play yet again as I stand over a broken man with a chance that he just wrestled his last match. I know that you may not believe that, but that my friends is exactly how it will go down.
Fan: Well Chris, You have always been a man of confidence...so need no display of that. Your match with Triple H is going to be a great one...it should be a match to remember and hopefully we will all get to see a fair outcome. Just remember that these first matches are the most important when a federation such as nBw is just starting out. Each and every match you wrestle now is very important in deciding your fate. The winners at the first card are going to be looked very highly upon and you have a great chance of becoming a huge name here is you are able to pick up these victories right away. My question to is this...how are you going to value these first matches? Are you going to walk into this match with Triple H where the only thing on your mind is getting that victory? Or are you going to take that match...and just do whatever you can to hurt Triple H? These means that the win comes second...and in a certain situation you would be willing to perhaps use a weapon to stop him in his tracks?
Chris Jericho: You know, that has got to be one of the worst questions I have ever heard of. Ofcourse I am going to go into this match for the win you ass. Whats the point in wrestling if you are not going out there to better yourself by being the one with your hand raised at the end. I know what each and every match will bring me closer to...whether it be a spot in a up and coming title match or just more and more TV time. Either way I will do whatever I can to make sure I am looked upon as a dominate force in the nBw. From the moment that first bell rings Chris Jericho becomes a man full of rage, he becomes a man that is so determined to win that match that if you blink he may miss it. Triple H has nothing on me now...he is a washed up wrestler with little to no talent. I am going to walk in Version X a winner and I will leave a winner. No, please nobody try to stop me...nobody will be able to hold me back. Somebody has always been holding me back...from the moment I started in this world until now. After this match I will claim that victory...I will claim greatness and I will claim my position as King of the World.
Reporter: So Chris, if you were to find yourself in a place of defeat for this match...how would you react. What kinds of things would you do...and who would feel the outcome. In any match you are in there is always a chance to lose...if can be from you making one slight mistake or it could just be from the fact that maybe the man you are wrestling "out-wrestles" you. I am not saying you have anything to worry about, but I do not believe you should be so quick to count Triple H. This guy has done alot for the world of wrestling and you can bet he will give all of that to this match at Version X. But, going back to my original question...what would your first reaction to defeat be?
Chris Jericho: A good man always looks defeat in the eye and kicks it's ass. A good man is someone that if ever needed to encounter defeat would some how turn it into this amazing session in which so much was learned. I have learned after many years to always consider defeat in ever match I am in, thats why I win as often as I do. I can pretty much guess that Triple H is hoping that I forgot to consider...he is hoping that I did one thing to mess up- I have thought past him and in the end I will rule. All these steps in creating this victory are important and each one must fall in line. I have weighed out this match in my mind and every single time it has the same result. I will stand on top of a fallen Triple H. When the see that certain look in my eye the know that he is in for a Y2J beating of a lifetime. It will be one of the those incredible stories that will be floating around the wrestling world. Now lets go...last guestion you ass clowns...
Interviewer: Well Chris...I know that it is going to be a war between you two and the match will be decided by the man that pushes that extra push...that man that knows that he has won. I have listened to Triple H speak and he seems just has confident as you. I shutter to think how bad this match can get when you two guys face off in what is quickly becoming a huge match of pride. You were correct when you said that this could be the biggest match on the card, I have a feeling this one could explode at anytime. I have a feeling that you two wrestlers are so full of rage that things are bound to get dangerous. But I know we will have a winner...when the dust settles...when the smoke clears...there will only be one winner. I guess we could end this in an open answer Chris, feel free to give us any closing thoughts you wish. It's time you personally sent your message.
Chris Jericho: Chris Jericho versus Triple H. A match that you would never expect to see in such a low key spot. A match of such caliber that it rivals "Hogan Vs Andre." Two giants of the wrestling world square off in what could be one of the most dangerous encounters of all time. Do I fear him? Hell no, when I look at Triple H I see a wasted man. I see a man whose mind was in the wrong place. When you look at Triple H you see a man that could have been the best of all time, but being as vain as he is threw it away by worrying more about the size of his arms then winning matches. I mean look at me, I bet I spend half the time in the gym as Triple H and my arms after be 3 inches bigger then his. It just goes to show you that some people are just born with a gift...me being born with many. Honestly, how does "Trips" think he can match up to a huge superstar like myself. Not only is he getting in the ring with a the greatest wrestler of all time, but also the greatest rockstar, the greatest actor, and the greatest thing to ever come out of canada. I am not going to sit here and spout out the worst lines in the sport of wrestling like "I am the Game" or "I am that damn good"...that list goes on and on. But I do have to admit, if I am ever in a bad mood or if a day is really gotten me down...I can always count on a good ole' Triple H promo to provide me with hours of fun. You have got to be the biggest joke in the history of wrestling...from that elephant like nose to that gorilla like actions. But people always tell me to give you credit, but for what really. Everything you have done I have done. Hell I was the Undisputed Champion will you were still out licking your wounds. The fact of the matter is this, you can hide here or there...you can say this word or that word. You can threaten me with any move in the world, but the end result is going to remain the same. Come Version X, you will not have to focus on a vision of a victor or a vision of a champion...the only vision that you have to picture is you in the middle of the most unforgiving Y2J beating of a lifetime...something bold and I can promise you that it will be one that you will never...
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