Bengal's Amazing Snow Adventure
It was a dark and stormy night.... Ok, so it was an overcast and snowy afternoon. At least, I think this is what they call snow. I've never seen it before. Anyway, at 3 pm yesterday afternoon, my world looked like this:
By 8 am this morning, it looked like this:
Now, I realize that it may not look like much, but trust me, that's a lot of snow for Atlanta. Here is another perspective; use the Coke can for scale.
I had no choice but to check things out. As a Japanese Flying Sand Tiger (that is the term for a Dragon Ninja in Training), it is my responsibility to protect the house from possible threat, especially evil snow dragons. I purposely chose to live in Georgia since Snow Dragons are so rare there. This was my first real assignment, and a pretty risky adventure for me, especially considering the fact that Mommy and Daddy NEVER let me go outside. But, I felt I was up to the challenge! I got no help from the other JFST and DN (Tigger and Shadow, respectively). They decided to stay inside where it was safe. They're such sissies!
First, I checked to make sure the coast was clear.
Hmmm.... This corner looks a little suspicious.
Nope, all is well. I wonder what is down the deck stairs?
Uh-oh, it looks like a vent. Surely that's the perfect hiding place for an evil snow dragon!
I hear a noise at the bottom of the stairs, just around the corner. I use my Dragon Ninja Stealth techniques to sneak up on it!
Drat! A dead end. I just knew I would find one hiding here.
But, I have searched the perimeter thoroughly, and all seems to be well. That concludes this edition of "Life of a Japanese Flying Sand Tiger." Tune in later for more outrageous adventures of Bengal, the mighty behemoth kitty!
This episode brought to you by MightyFoam! What is that white stuff clinging to Bengal's coat? Why, it's the breakfast of every growing Japanese Flying Sand Tiger and Dragon Ninja: MightyFoam! Just one chunk of MightyFoam every morning, and you are on your way to having many outrageous adventures, just like your favorite JFST Bengal. Look for MightyFoam in any fragile packages your staff members (sometimes errantly referred to as "owners") may receive. MightyFoam, the breakfast of Dragon Ninjas!
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