Everybody has them, but not everybody will admit to what's in them. Here, I will share with you this sort of dream diary thingy. I don't know about you, but my dreams are pretty weird. If you can tell me the secret messages that my subconscious self is trying to get through to me, please, please tell me. I won't post new dreams everyday though, because sometimes I don't remember them.
2/19/04
Me, Jenn, Rob, Maria, Adam, Laz, and Cuang are on a road trip to Reno and Jenn was driving. It only takes about twenty minutes to get there, and by the time we arrive, it's more like a mix between San Diego and Las Vegas. We plan to go surfing and to the beach and go to see a show first. The show is these two crazy Japanese guys performing all these weird gymnastic type things. Then one of them goes "American people have long fingers. Is there anyone in the audience with loooooong fiiingers?" Some white guy goes up and they do a little trick with him. Then this black guy and his two little twins come up and beat box. Then me and Laz go to get gas for my car, which suddenly appeared. There are no price signs posted so I go up to the attendant and ask what the price per gallon is and she says "you'll see." So I pump about a gallon of gas into my tank and go up to pay to see the price of a gallon. I pay with a twenty and the lady gives me back my change in Canadian money. I say that I am not leaving until I get my change back in American money, but she still won't give it. She changes into a girl around my age and we start fighting. By this time Laz has disappeared (he was passed out in his truck which also magically appeared). We keep fighting but haven't done any damage to each other besides claw marks on each other's backs. Finally someone says in order to hurt her I have to hit her soft spot, so I punch her all over trying to find her soft spot. Finally it occurs to me that her soft spot is her heart and I say so and she tells me all about her broken heart and her lost love. She cries on my shoulder and we bond and become friends.
1/27/04
I was at work, and we just got a new shipment of bras. Every once in awhile, laser beams would come out of the bras and try to zap me. I was doing a good job of avoiding them until they started bouncing and I was rolling around on the floor trying to dodge them and then one hit me in the stomach. I yelled to my coworker that I was hit but that it didnt sting, so she looks me in the eye and says in a serious tone, "that's because it's malignant."
5/31/03
For some reason, my friend Tam had another prom, and me and my friends Jenn, Maki, and Bryant, went. My date was one of Tam's friends, and he was really ugly and didn't really talk much. Since it was last minute, I didn't have a prom dress so I just wore my 8th grade promotion dance dress. I didn't think my date would care, but when we were all sitting at the table, my date had his head down, and all of he sudden he popped up and started screaming all these dumb reasons why he had the worst date in the world (me). One of the reasons was that I breathed weird, and the others were things like that. I got pissed at him and started telling him how lame he was, when he left. All this yelling made me hungry, so I looked to see what they had in the prom fridge, and the whole fridge door had bottles and bottles of booze. My eyes got big and I looked at Jenn, but we decided not to drink any because they were all unopened and we didn't want to get Tam in trouble. I finally decided on these things called "turtles" which was steak and marshmallows covered in chocolate. Kinda gross, but in my dream me and Maki liked them, but Jenn said they were disgusting. Then I decided to go home, but as I was leaving, I realized I didn't know where to go. I just started looking for freeway signs, when this witch-like lady came up to me and gave me a carrot and told me to make my mom put it in a salad. Then I drove along some more till I got back to the prom place where I got out and asked Tam for directions. He pointed me in the right way, and for some reason then I was walking and ran into some guys from my school. They said they lived just down this street, which was called Band Illusions, and we were talking about birthday cake and bath and body works when I woke up.
3/9/03
I dreamt all night about food. Fried food, fruity food, crispy food, crunchy food. I went to McDonald's multiple times, Togo's, and the mall food court. I also went to my little cousins' house and ate their french fries. I became best friends with the guy who worked at McDonald's ( who happened to be Puck from Battle of the Sexes) because I went there so much. Then, when the manager wasn't looking, I'd stuff handfuls of french fries into my mouth. I woke up hungry too. I know I had this dream because I haven't been able to eat anything in the last few days without throwing up, and I'm sooo hungry.
2/28/03
Me and my friends Robin and Jenn are running away from and hiding from some guy, who I think was my history teacher, and we're swimming around this water track, I think it was a boat race or something. Anyways, suddenly we arrive on a beach and the dream changes. We make a huge beach house and start expanding out into the ocean. All my relatives live in the beach house too. I have an unlit candle in my hand, and I'm trying to decide what to do with the wax, and I give the candle holder to my grandpa to drink his coffee with. Then I decide to make those Greek-style pillars out of my candle wax. One of my relatives tells me to build whatever I want for the beach house, because our family will be living there "through the Middle Ages".
10/2/02
Aline and I are walking through this town together and all these people walk by and start touching me. Every time they touch me, I get this reddish bumpy rash on the place where they touched me. Soon I'm covered in it, but I look over at Aline, and she's completely healthy because none of these weirdos touched her, even though they couldn't keep their diseased hands off me. I get mad and contemplate giving it to aline just because misery loves company but i decide not too because i'm a good friend. Anyways, I drag her off to this church where I can get "purified" and when I get there there's a long line of people with similar symptoms standing there waiting to get purified also, and that's when I wake up.
7/14/02
Me, Aline, and Jo were in this car. Jo was driving (you can tell this is gonna be a nightmare already) and we were just cruising around town. It started out as a happy dream. And then we saw some people we knew who had just gotten out of school cause it was finals week. We talked to them awhile and then we continued on. Soon I noticed that Jo was hugging this stuffed animal that looked exactly like my fave stuffed animal. And then she showed me how hers could transform into this monster truck thing. As she was showing me this, she wasn't concentrating on driving, and she almost crashed into this car in front of us. We slammed on the brakes and the poor car in front of us swerved and smashed into these treacherous, intimidating looking mountains. They were brown and spiky and very tall, with mist circling the top. Imagine the castle in beauty and the beast, only as mountains. Even though as we're doing it we know doing so will probably get us killed a horrible, horrible death by monsters later, we decide to drive in the mountains and look around. We reach this building thing, and inside there are some people and they let us use their hot tub and give us food for twenty dollars. As I'm paying, Jo and Aline disappear, and the people ask if i wanna hang out with them. I agree, and then they say "Good cause you're gonna be here a very long time. MUAHHAHAHAHAHA." And then these vines shoot out of their arms and start to wrap me up. I scream and run for the door, and then jump off the balcony of the about three story building, even though there were stairs right next to me. In doing so, the monster people die, because their vine arms can't be exposed to light or something, and I save the day, no thanks to Jo and Aline who ditch me to be eaten by monsterpeople.
7/4/02
A bunch of people and myself are in this mini gym thing. I'm on the exercise bike, and I'm wearing my promotion dress. There's all these buttons on my bike so I decide to experiment and press one. As soon as I do, this big buft guy pops out of the handlebars and appears on my lap, just like the autopilot in Men in Black 2. People start to notice and are giving me these "Steph, you're so horny" looks, so embarrassed, I search for a button to make him go away. I finally find it, but after I press it, he starts to disappear cm by cm. He's finally gone in like ten minutes.
6/2/02
My family and I are going on a ski trip, and we're in the car, and every few minutes I look out the window and see that we're about 2 inches from falling off the edge of the cliff, which is about a 200 ft drop. I start imagining us falling, and the car exploding while we burn to death. I see our names in headlines on in the local newspaper. Then we reach this cheap motel. We stay there, but the next morning when I wake up, my family has left me, and I'm all alone in the motel room. Only now, my name is Ren, and I'm Mariah Carey. For some reason, I never leave the motel room, and a few years later, some lady comes and rescues me. I know it was one of my friends, but I forgot which one. Anyways, we go shopping, and then go to a bingo meeting, where I see my ex-boyfriend, who was that Boston Rob guy from Survivor. Only now, he's very rich and fat, and very gay. He tells me he knows about my troubles and gives me money. Then everything changes, and I realize that the whole time I was Mariah Carey, I was really watching that as a movie in the car on the way back from the motel starring Mariah Carey.
5/28/02
Somehow I die, and go to heaven, although instead of being called heaven, it's called Dream World. In Dream World, I meet my friend Jenn, who died a little while earlier. The next day, I guess my friends Aline and Tracy miss me so much they decide to join me in Dream World. They kill themselves and arrive promptly after in Dream World, which is stupid, because everyone knows that when you kill yourself, you don't go to heaven. But still, I was touched. My friends committed suicide just because they missed me. Awwwww. Anyways, Dream World sucked. There was nothing to do there but spy on people on Earth through this huge window-like thing. There was also a mall, but all the items were so overpriced that I couldn't buy anything. I kept thinking that I finally made it to heaven, and it sucked. I started to miss my family so I went to visit them. I watched dumb video rentals in the family room in the middle of the night at my parents' house, when my mom came out. She saw me,which she shouldn't have been able to, since I was dead and all. Then I woke up because I had horrible stomach cramps. I was shocked to find myself in my bed, cause I really was convinced that I had been dead and gone to some poor man's heaven.
