DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

Esto se tiene que leer en voz alta o no tiene ni puta gracia.

a.. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner 


b.. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair 


c.. Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things 


d.. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad 


e.. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags 


f.. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest 


g.. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives 


h.. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me 


i.. See eye = si hay = yes we have 


j.. T n s free o ? = tienes frio? = are you cold? 


k..T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection 


l.. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you