An amoral and avaricious local nightclub owner by the name of "Smirky" is arranging for a one-shot "on stage" musical reunion of the disbanded Beatles.

("In a last ditch effort to save the national economy," one talking newshead solemnly intones, "Jimmy Carter flew to Camp David this morning to meet with three ex-members of the Beatles, to negotiate a reunion." ("Evidently" [we are later informed] "the negotiations are taking their toll. At one point, the President reportedly jumped to his feet and screamed: 'Stay out of this, Yoko! I think you're a lousy artist and can't sing for diddley-squat!' ")

RELEASE DATE: AUGUST, 1980

HONKYTONK SUE ("The Prettiest Cowgirl In the West")WAS PUBLISHED IN USA BY BOB BOZE BELL.