Written by Ethel Gwimes...er Grimes. <brideofbasil@hotmail.com>
Edited by Diane N. Twan...er Tran. <escottish140@hotmail.com>
Originally posted on Basil of Baker Street Forum.
Original publication on the BOBS Forum on © 25 March 2001
Re-publication for this GMD site © 30 April 2001
(Editor's Note: Written text is copyright of the author. Rebroadcast, redistribution, or reproduction of this document, in whole or in part, is prohibited without prior, written permission.)
"Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting Watigan ! Hahahahaha..." (This wasn't from the movie!)
"Basiw of Bakah Stweet, my good fewoh!"
"The howwah of my evwy waking moment...the nefawious Pwofessah Wwwatigan!"
"Not foh wong, Miss Fwamhammah!"
"Watigan...you ah a swimy, comtempible, SEWAH WAT!!!"
"Ewementawy, my deah Dawson!"
"Confound it -- I towd you to watch ovah the goil! Now she's been spiwited away by that maniacaw wittle monstaw -- soon to be in the cwutches of the most depwaved mind in aw of Wondon!"
Ratigan and his Gang:
"The Woild's Gweatest Cwiminal Mind"
Fwum the bwain that bwought you the Big Ben Capah,
The head that made headwines in evwy newspapah,
And wondwous things wike the Towah Bwidge Job
That cunning dispway that made Wondahnahs sob
Now comes the weaw Touah de Fowce
Twicky and wicked of couwse!
My ahwiah cwimes wah fine foh theah times
But now that I'm at it again
An even gwimmah pwot has been simmewing
In my gweat cwiminal bwain!
Chowus:
Even meanah you mean it
Woise than the widows and owphans you've dwowned?
You'wah the best of the woist awound,
Oh Watigan! Oh Watigan!
The west faw behind!
To Watigan, to Watigan--
The Woild's Gweatest Cwiminal Mind!
Second Chowus:
Oh Watigan! Oh Watigan!
You'wah tops and that's that!
To Watigan, to Watigan--
To Watigan the Woild's Gweatest WAT!!!