Ontario Secondary School Students' Association

Ripple '00

May 4th - 7th, 2000 Camp Minwassin

Oh man, these are SOOO funny. I mean, has anyone ever laughed more in their entire lives? Like I always say, an ESOSSSA conference is like being drunk for four days. And does anyone recall being sober, 'cause I sure don't! Thanks all for contributing to the best four days ever . . .

-"Wanna hear a funny story?"    -Sounds of the 70s    -Little Dickie Dickie/Rubber Dickie    -Ben Dover 69    -"I'm riding the Bitter Bus HUGE!"    -Crack = crystallized cocaine    -Gold, not white or red canoe    -mAsh bananas    -Trevor? Trevor Griffin.    -"Shut up! I tanned!"    -"Look! I see Orion!"    -"Have you seen Russell?" "Yeah, I did a play there once."    -"Why don't you just use your hand?"    -"Stop talking. I'm trying to learn."    -"Have you ever seen the 'Purr-tenders'?" "The different identities?" "Or the street kids?"    -"Do you know who K is?" "What the hell's a K?"    -"Wanna know what a deer feels like?"    -Water/mud fights

-Certain people throwing frogs at certain other people    -"Security" trying to "Secure"    -Sleeping in the field    -Sex 2001: "We'd give them all passwords just for coming!"    -"Shirt broke open"/"Exercising her rights"    -Octopussy    -Foam dinosaurs    -Sean's nametag    -"I don't have any big rolls."    -"Oops, I did it again!"    -"Ohh, the Juicy Juice boxes!"    -"Did anyone bring the cheques?"    -Lip balm    -Exploding flash    -The Dickleys    -Capri Sun    -The yellow Dickie hat    -Silver Dickie    -Schnitzel Whore    -Toads and lons    -How to get kicked outta conference . . .

Take me HOOOME!