1. Where did Frodo find himself when he awoke?

*   Buried up to his ankles in someone's front yard next to a plastic pink flamingo. Anamírë  ROFLMAO!

*   Leeds. Pukel-man

*   Curled up in a lovely fluffy Balrog slipper. Mmm... Still warm. Ossë

*   in a trash can, with the world's worst ever atomic wedgie, and Merry and Pippin hiding behind a tree and giggling like little girlsVarda Elentari

*   In a cheap motel room.... next to Lobelia. He hasn't recovered since. Kendig

*   Somewhere outside Las Vegas... Sam's stag party had gone better than he had intended! Glaurung the Magnificent

*   Right where he'd left himself. ThirdOrcOnTheLeft

*   In a swank club in Manhattan with 20 bottles of Cristal in front of him along with a bill for 15,000 dollars. Yncanes

*   He was tied to Jordan the Discursive's bed. Lurking Girl

*   Fat-Lip Arizona? Mar

2. Why did Gandalf say he had been delayed?

*   His Depends gave out and he had to make an emergency stop. LOTR_nutcase  ROFLMAO!

*   Shadowfax got constipated, and it took him forEVER to find enough ex-lax to get the job doneVarda Elentari

*   Saruman had free eats at the buffet and he just couldn't tear himself away until he had a go at the canapes. RosieLass

*   He had a cabaret act to put on to the tune of Missy Elliot's  "Work It" Yncanes

*   He was busy trying to debug his beard TTT Ultimate Fan

*   He was pulled over by a Nazgul fell beast because Gwailhir was going 45 in a 30 miles per hour zone BrambleroseBrandybuck

*   In an unfair case of wizard-profiling during a time of heightened alert in Middle-Earth, he was strip searched at the airport. Anamírë

*   He didn't want to admit that Saruman had used him as a giant Swiffer to polish the floor of Orthanc. Seillib

*   Because Frodo asked him. Little Red

*   Shadowfax had a filly in every village. "If this stable's rockin', don't come a-knockin' !" Eowyn of Penns Woods

3. What did Pippen call Frodo that elicited a stern "hush!" from Gandalf?

*   "Gandycandy" ThirdOrcOnTheLeft  ROFLMAO!

*   You dirty *expletive deleted* rotten *expletive deleted* low down *expletive deleted* son of a *expletive deleted* *expletive deleted* whiner!!! Psyphon

*   Wizard’s Pet Sowen

*   A One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater RosieLass

*   a scruffy looking nerf herder Little Red

*   Pervy elf fancier. Miriel Telcontar

*   Elijah. Pukel-man

*   Sam's ex. Glaurung the Magnificent

*   "That guy who was in 'North'" Kendig

*   Sir Frodo the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Launcelot. Carnimírië

*   An Oompa Loompa Anamírë

*   Chick MagnetLuinaelin

4. Whom did Frodo meet that had shared in Bilbo's earlier adventures?

*   14th dwarf Ross Perot Eowyn of Penns Woods  ROFLMAO!

*   Gwaihir, propping up the bar with a couple of loose thrushes. Pukel-man

*   Hiki, the little-known "14th Dwarf", who had stowed away in Bombur's backpack most of the way, and was now mooching off of Elrond at Rivendell. LOTR_nutcase

*   Bilbo's other personality, Bobli, who only showed his colours when Bilbo got really angry. You wouldn't want to see him when he's that angry. (ruined the whole bloody wedding he did) Glaurung the Magnificent

*   An inflatable female hobbit TTT Ultimate Fan

*   He met grammaboodawg who told of how she'd passed her legacy on down to JordanLurking Girl

*   A stripper named LolaVidstige

*   Thorin Oakenshield looking decidedly the worse for wear… and decay. That was a bit of a shock. Ossë

*   Snow White - who was getting weekly progress reports from her very efficient but secret dwarven spy network. Miriel Telcontar

*   the 3 wives of the stone trolls – apparently bilbo had comforted them Ciars

*   Gandalf's alter ego Joelle

5. What item was in Frodo's possession that Bilbo wanted to see again?

*   That photo of a drunken Gandalf lying passed out on the floor at the door of his room in Rivendell, with his eyebrows shaved off and his staff amusingly placed under his cloak! Ossë  ROFLMAO!

*   the elusive Mithril ThongVarda Elentari

*   His copy of the Middle-earth Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. RosieLass

*   The last ever issue of PlayElf...uncirculated and in mint condition! Except for a couple stains, that is... LOTR_nutcase

*   The bootleg "For Academy Viewers Only" TTT DVD ThirdOrcOnTheLeft

*   The chewed up gum that Gollum lost his tooth in TTT Ultimate Fan

*   His copy of the LOTR blooper reel.  Dang we all want to see that! Sowen

*   the ancestral Baggins Magic 8-Ball.  Will I see the Misty Mountains again?  Signs point to no. Little Red

*   His laminated "get out of Mordor free" pass that he picked up at the Moria food mart.  Bilbo is having a very difficult time trying to convince him that it is a fake.  "But Bilbo, its Laminated!" Miriel Telcontar

*   Lobelia's underpants. "Did I say 'again'? Heh, heh! I'm getting old and saying foolish things! So, uh, do they still light up?" Kendig

TECPs (theme extra credit)

elfwing_angel, Carnimírië, Glaurung the Magnificent, Foe-Hammer_of_Gondolin, Yncanes (I think some sort of music/rap theme?), Lurking Girl, Varda's Songbird, Kimi, WhiteAslan, Amatire and Eowyn of Penns Woods

My favorite theme of the week: 

Eowyn of Penns Woods “multiple personalities”

1. Where did Frodo find himself when he awoke?

A. In a Phantom Menace audience

B. "In a van...down by the river"

C. In a bad Bakshi production

D. Next to LaRonda Half-elven

2. Why did Gandalf say he had been delayed?

A. Detained by Stormtroopers and questioned

B. Didn't want to miss SNL's Weekend Update

C. Stuck in a bad Bakshi production

D. LaRonda Half-elven. Nuff said.

3. What did Pippen call Frodo that elicited a stern "hush!" from Gandalf?

A. "Stuck-up half-witted scruffy looking nerf-herder", but he'd used it more appropriately on Bill Ferny.

B. Mary Catharine Gallagher

C. Badly animated Bakshi cartoon character

D. LaRonda Half-fling(emphasis on fling)

4. Whom did Frodo meet that had shared in Bilbo's earlier adventures?

A. Ugly little dwarf, Yoda his name is.

B. Mango. Don't ask.

C. Elrond getting in touch with his feminine side via white dress & tights by Ralph Bakshi.

D. LaRonda, who was Elle Rhonda when Bilbo met him before the mid-life crisis hit and he went "street".

5. What item was in Frodo's possession that Bilbo wanted to see again?

A. Hidden camera footage of Leia's harem dance for Jabba: Super Explicit Edition

B.  Strap-on Conehead

C. Bakshi's head on a platter

D. Secret photos of Elle Rhonda meeting with Figwit.