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EIA #3: Three is Company
1. What did the fox think to himself when he passed the sleeping hobbits in the woods?
* The Fox thought "Scully, the appetites of these small, hairy footed men cannot be explained by any rational means!" (GreenOllieMacPhaunts)---ROFLMAO!
* How I wish I had something to eat!
Whats this? Two boys with big hairy feet?
Oh, no matter, they'll do-
And the fat one's worth two!
They shall make me a nice tasty treat! And why does everyone keep calling
me a "he",
dammit?" (Varda McElentari)
* "Little foxy Foofoo, running through the forest, picking up the hobbits and bopping them on the head..." (The Trees of Yavanna)
* Fox? 'The truth is out there'. (Galathien)
* Phew... Eau de Green Dragon, unless I'm very much mistaken. (Greenwood Hobbit)
* There goes the neighborhood. (Rosie McLass)
* The quick brown fox is going to jump over the lazy hobbits (Lurking Girl)
* Woah...teddy bears with foot hair...that's just WRONG! (LOTR_nutcase)
* Whoa! Since when did I possess sentience?! Man, I can't wait until Tolkien hits his stride stylistically so everything will stop being really twee (Kendig)
2. What did Frodo see that made him want to get off the road?
* The musical of the Silmarillion--far too many high kicks (JessLynn)-ROFLMAO!
* Jar Jar Binks (ringers rock!)
* A really big chicken with one big red eye. (Seillib)
* Jordan standing on the side of the road, beckoning to him. (jordan_the_discursive)
*He saw Jordan and the fangirls rushing along, screaming something about unwrapping their birthday present. (Lurking Girl)
* Not the frozen waffle! Not the waffle! Anything but the waffle! (Orange Blossom Toadfoot)
* A Port-a-Potty . . . finally! (Rosie McLass)
* A sign: "Shortcut to Mordor” (Nuala)
* Tons of PHF's coming at him. (Marigold Gamgee)
* E.I.--estrogen island (Arian Ithilsar)
* Frodo found a pile of seed with a “Free Bird Seed” sign and spied a suspicious looking Acme boulder at the top of the cliff.
* Pile of road apples . . . left by the black rider's horse, no doubt (Baranostiel)
* A KIA Sorento SUV? (Eärendil The Mariner)
3. Fill in blank: “Do not meddle
in the affairs of _________ for they are _______ and quick to ________.
Go not to __________ for counsel, for they will say ___________.
* Do not meddle in the affairs of academy members, for they are stodgy and quick to choose overwrought drama over true quality filmmaking. (SunnyJim)—ROFLMAO!
* Do not meddle in the affairs of SW effects, for they are abundant and quick to muddle the plot." (ringers rock!)
* Do not meddle in the affairs of marshmallows for they are squishy and quick to take the ring of Power.” (Orange Blossom Toadfoot)
*Do not meddle in the affairs of Aragorn for they are with two maids who are armed with swords and quick to use them. (Darkstone)
*Do not meddle in the affairs of fangirls for they are ravenous and quick to stalk. (Shadowfaxrules)
*Do not meddle in the hairs of Uruk-hai for they are "dread"ful and quick to tangle. (Nuala)
* Do not meddle in the affairs of hobbits for they are a dead aim and quick to throw apples. (White Gull)
* Go not to Dom & Billy for counsel, for they will say “You can’t double tig on a tog.” (Sowen) ROFLMAO!
* Go not to Soup Nazis for counsel, for they will say “No soup for you!!” (The Trees of Yavanna)
* Go not to trolls for counsel, for they will say - One, two, three - SQUISH! (Greenwood Hobbit)
* Go not to Hobbiton gardeners for counsel, for they will say “Get off my tater!" (Orange Blossom Toadfoot)
* Go not to purists for counsel, for they will say “Where's Bombadil?" (Darkstone)
* Go not to Figwit for he will say nothing. (Nuala)
* Go not to the purists for council for they will say '"Cinematically necessary," my @$$! Let's ban the movies for violating the word of Tolkien” (Kendig)
* Go not to The Hutts for counsel, for they will say “Boska." (aro_ron_chynn)
* Go not to _R2-D2s_ for counsel, for they will say “beeps." (Baranostiel)
* Go not to the knights for counsel, for they will say “NI!" (Eärendil The Mariner)
4. Why did the hobbits huddle under the tree?
* To look up the Entwife's skirts. (Kendig)--ROFLMAO
* Because it was the fourth down, they were back by two in the fourth quarter, and with five minutes remaining, they couldn't decide whether just to go for the field goal or try running the ball for a touchdown. (The Trees of Yavanna)
* It was 4th and goal, and they were trailing by a touchdown with less than two minutes left in the half. (Rosie McLass)
* To escape the smell Sam made after eating all the beans. Ciars
* Because they couldn't climb up it. (ringers rock!)
* Because they wanted to get back to their roots (Greenwood Hobbit)
* Because huddling ABOVE the tree would be quite difficult. (Shadowen)
* Since there was no indoor plumbing in ME, they took group naps instead of group showers. (Lurking Girl)
* *hack* "Communal warmth." That's what they *all* say.... (Carnë McRowan)
* Skittles rain hurts if you look up. (SunnyJim)
* There were no convenient inns to run into, get drunk, and blow their cover. (Elves 4-ever!)
* To save it from being cut down by developers. (SarcasticElf)
* The Ringwraith wanted to play "tig". (Eärendil The Mariner)
5. How did the black rider sense the hobbits? (had to pick two, just too dadgum funny)
* He felt a disturbance in the force, as if four hobbits had suddenly cried out in terror, then huddled under a tree. (Darkstone) ROFLMAO!
* He used the Schwartz. (Shadowen) ROFLMAO!
* It wasn't that hard, considering they'd lunched on cabbage soup and garlic bread. (The Trees of Yavanna)
* They were singing "Can you feel the love tonight . . ." and it attracted him he missed the closeness he and the other fallen kings once had. (JessLynn)
* The shrooms were giving off quite vibe (ringers rock!) . . . Like I said, Pippin had one too many mushrooms (FitzJoelle)
* He could smell the strawberry bubble bath and shampoo. (Lurking Girl)
* Pippin had eaten the only known specimen of baked-bean-flavoured mushroom known to Middle-earth. (Carnë McRowan)
* They don't take baths that often... its been like 3 months!!! Hello!!! Frodo....its about time! (Orange Blossom Toadfoot)
* It's a movie - he heard the "shire" theme and knew they were close by. (SunnyJim)
* Dolphin Sonar - Oh wait, wrong Elijah Wood movie. (Bree Baggins)
* His mother is actually a Betazoid. (Rosie McLass)
* He was using his Sith sence. (aro_ron_chynn, *snert*)
* Two words: Lembas overload. (Seillib)
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