Classic "Lucy" Lines
I will be adding 20 more each month.

Lucy Ricardo:

1. (when Fred is in a state of shock) "Fred...Fred...Oh Fred..."
2. (Lucy on Gossiping) "Oh, Marion Strong. She's just a hop, skip and a blab from Carolyn Appleby."
3. (caught up in the excitement) "Yeah, we'll sue who's going to see..."
4. (Lucy upon finding a Madame X in her apartment when she thinks it's really Ethel.) "If it's money I owe you, I'll pay you what I owe you!"
5. (in response to: What is a senator's term of office?) "The sap runs every two years"

Ricky Ricardo:

1. "All I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776."
2. "Oh no you dunt"
3. "Dunt bother me with a thin like that no more"
4. "Yeah, I'm a regular country square!"
5. "Did she go around sucking up lackal coular?

Ethel Mertz:

1."That's Ethel Mertz. M-E-R-T-Z.
2. " Hello, I'm Mary Margaret MacMertz"
3. (Giggling) "Oh hello Mr. Wayne how do you do?"
4. (as a gangster) "He ain't gonna like this"
5. (after getting a lousy gift) "I wanted a toaster!"

Fred Mertz:

1. "As Ricky's band manager, it's my job to save him some money."
2. (when Ethel leaves for work) "You forgot to kiss me good-bye."
3. "It maybe old, but its cheap" *Ethel Bonus* "That makes two of you!"
4. (after finding his glasses on the top of his head) "If it had been a snake it would've bit me!"
5. "Is she off her nut?"