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(JimboLimo) see week 1,6,21,25,30,35,40,46,47,48....lol of last year **EDITOR'S NOTE: NOT!!!!! LOL How long have you
and the partner you played with in tonight's tourney been playing
together?? Who is your usual partner??
How long have you
been playing euchre (on or offline)?
Do you have any
other (or old) GPP nicknames that you'd like us to tell people about?
Are you married?
Do you have any children?
What is your age?
What would your
dream vacation be and who with?
What are your hobbies
or things you like to do when not working or playing euchre?
Do you have a home
page that you'd like us to send people to (or a favorite web site that
you like to visit)?
What would your
pard's nickname be if it was chosen according to the way he/she plays euchre?
What is your favorite
snack food while playing euchre??
If you could have
any job in the world, what would it be and why???
What do you contribute
your winning abilities to.. luck, skill, etc? How did you and your partner
win tonight? Do you have any euchre strategies or tips to share?
You won . . . it's
time to brag . . . anyone you want to brag to or give a hard time? (Or
just a general brag . . . LOL!!)
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**
THE EVER POPULAR "FIRST OUT " AWARD GOES TO**
Unique3/WEYGANDT
**THE
"BRAT(S)" AWARD**
(TheTramp1) AND HERE I
THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!
(TheTramp1) SILLY ME!!!!!!!!!
(TheTramp1) MY CLOCK MUST
BE FAST........TAP TAP TAPPING.....
(gppLynn) BONKS TRAMP UPSIDE
DA HEAD.. HEHE
**THE
"NICKNAME CHANGE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(JimboLimo) JIMBO/GORGEOUS
(imaGenie) hey i wasn't
playing jimbo
**THE
"BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(CalamityS)
I didn't see me ..... sniff sniff
<<<<
TIED WITH >>>>
(RonJons)
be tough to pass yourself off as destitute packing a laptop ;0
**THE
"WINNERS' MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT" AWARD**
Do you have a most
embarrassing moment (online or off) that you'd care to share with us for
the newsletter? ;)
(JimboLimo)
heck NO!
(Rapunze1)
lol
(Rapunze1)
WATCH OUT
(GOFLETCH)
Being chased by kids after beating Lady and the tramp here a year or so
ago
(darkman26)
lol
**
RULE #1... AND MAYBE #2 & #3?? LOL
(Magic52)
no dancing on tables please
(Ryan00000)
dancing on tables welcomed
(RonJons)
if yer gonna dance on the tables clip yer toenails.sandpapering the gouges
is a royal pain..
**
WHILE YOU'RE WAITING...OUR HOSTS WILL ENTERTAIN YOU...
(Unique3)
"Surfing the net" will not make you go blind, but sitting on the toilet
to long will make your legs go numb
(Unique3)
Knock knock. Who's there? Adolph. Adolph who? A dolph ball hit me in de
mouf, dats why I dalk dike dis.
(Unique3)
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
(Unique3)
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop
to ask
directions
(Unique3)
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million
chance
of
becoming a human being
(Unique3)
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two
cases of beer
(Unique3)
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't
know; it has never happened.
(Unique3)
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
(Unique3)
Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come
home, see
what's
in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's
in bed and go to the
fridge.
(Unique3)
Why did the chicken cross HALF the road? To lay it on the line
(Unique3)
To err is human, to moo is bovine.
(Unique3)
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do
the dishes?
Both
of them.
(Unique3)
Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a hooker
(Unique3)
OK I'M DONE WITHT THE HUMOR
(gppLynn)
LOL
(Wvstyx)
{{{3}}}
(sixmom)
TY FOR THOSE UNIQUE
(Unique3)
YOU ARE WELCOME :)))
(ConnieB)
gee beth and you were on a roll :)
(gppLynn)
woman says "C'mon.This place is a mess! You and I need to clean.Your pants
are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundry now!
MAN HEARS: C'MON blah blah blah blah. YOU AND I blah blah blah blah. blah
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NOW
(sixmom)
LOL
**
of course, if we make em wait tooo long.. they kinda get crazyyyyy
LOL
(bri9230)
well i am old and grey no hair no teeth and ????/
(Magic52)
grey with no hair? hmm
(Kaycie)
get a wig and see the dentist kkkkk ROFL
(MichRummy)
LOL on top
(bri9230)
grey under the armpits
(MichRummy)
LOL
(MichRummy)
shave
(Magic52)
phewwwww
(RonJons)
just think though... here on the 'net you can still be a young
buck :0
(bri9230)
i need a sex change lol
(ConnieB)
eeewww! wouldn't know about mine.keep 'em shaved so's i won't hafta wonder
:)
(dittomacc)
or buckaroo
(Benzo2)
all my ex's change there sexes
(Ryan00000)
but the young ppl can spot the old ppl
(KatieRed)
gonna tell your soon to be to watch out B....lol
**
didn't know we had cele(brat)ies did ya? LOL
(bri9230) did you all know
i use to be in playboy
(bri9230) '????
(Ryan00000) lol
(Magic52) ohhhhh bri
(Magic52) thats why it
doesnt sell anymore
(Ryan00000) what issue,
i might have it?
(Magic52) when was that
bri in the 30's
(MichRummy) before you
were born Ryan..got your Dads?
(HarryH1) what issue, so
I can look it up, Bri? ;)
**
sheesh the tourney had NEVER been late before... ROFLL
(kadena1)
WHAT TIME IS THE TOUNEY???????????????????????????
(TheTramp1)
IS IT TOO LATE TO SIGN UP????????
(Ryan00000)
20 mins ago
(Benzo2)
9 hehe
(sixmom)
NOW KADENA
(bri9230)
midnight
(kadena1)
LOL
(MichRummy)
LOL @ TRAMPMASTER
(Unique3)
NO MORE SIGNUPS THE SIGNUP BOARD IS CLOSED....
(Ryan00000)
woooohooooo
(Magic52)
whos making breakfast
(TheTramp1)
LOL
(Ladyzee)
IT'S OVER KAD...........
(RonJons)
WHAT TIME IS IT KIDS?!?
(bri9230)
yep
(Unique3)
TOURNEY TIME
(darkman26)
lol magic
(ConnieB)
20 minutes ago kadena :)
(HarryH1)
bed time
(RonJons)
ok... now we have the over 35 crowd pegged out.... ;)
(gppLynn)
Unique3/WEYGANDT VS KatieRed JEVEN
(Unique3)
LET'S ROLL LYNN
(bri9230)
were going all the way
(JimboLimo)
time to get a watch
**
call our psychic connection hot line today!!! 1st min FREE..only
199.99 per minute after that.. hehe
(Ladyzee)
TRAMPY???????
(Ladyzee)
We SIGNED UP ???????
(TheTramp1)
maybe
(Ladyzee)
lol
(TheTramp1)
ask Lynn
(TheTramp1)
She's supposed to read our minds!!!!!!!!
(Ladyzee)
nawww she'd lie for ya !!!
LOL
(gppLynn)
p~~
**
umm I've heard about (YEAH, HEARD ABOUT **INNOCENT LOOK HERE** LOL) smoking
a lot of things in my life.. but??? LOL
(imaGenie) i can't connect
(GOFLETCH) rub your lamp
genie and smoke yourself in hehee
**
ok who's turn to let the "pets" out???? LOL
(dittomacc) checking out
the fire hydrants again Tramp??
(TheTramp1) ummmmm
(MichRummy) off the leash?
(TheTramp1) well.......
(RonJons) is it time to
get the garden hose yet?
CLICK HERE TO SIGN-UP FOR TOURNEY
**
NO TIME TO SCROLL..LOL ...
(ConnieB) pb....holler
at me when we get called cause my lobby gets stucked and i gotta go back
and try to catch up on
the readin' part :(
(gppLynn) RONJONS/DIANN
VS POOLBABY/CONNIEB
(ConnieB) oh well talk
about timing!! rofl
**
NO TIME FOR HOSTS TO RELAX EITHER.. HEY, NOW THAT SHOULD BE AGAINST THE
RULES!!! LOL...
(sixmom) BAR TIME BOSS
: ))
(gppLynn) LOL.. BIG TIME
BAR TIME
(sixmom) LOL
(Unique3) UNIQUE3/WEYGANDT
11 KATIERED/JEVEN 3
(gppLynn) GOT THOSE SCORES
TY :)
(Unique3) YW
(sixmom) SHEEESH
DIDNT EVEN FINISH MY FIRST DRINK LOL
(gppLynn) LOL
(ConnieB) dang!!
what'd they do? loners all the way??
**
when ya gotta go.... ya gotta go!!. LOL
(gppLynn)
<<< WAVES HAND FRANTICALLY****
(RonJons)
hi lyyn!!! :)
(Weasel21)
need a cab, Lynn?
(theboss1)
lol
(gppLynn)
MAY I BE EXCUSED? HEHE
(ConnieB)
and your point is............lynners?
(theboss1)
no
(ConnieB)
hurry up lynners....you got work to do :)
(RonJons)
go ahead, do you needa hall pass?
(ConnieB)
second door down on the right past the water fountain
(RonJons)
hope there isn't a long line for the ladies room there...
(ConnieB)
rofl....i agree...they don't provide corks in the hall either :(
(RonJons)
no, but it could be the end of someones science project if they left it
in the hall...
(RonJons)
imagine *that* one for show-n-tell... :0
(ConnieB)
roflmao
**
wow.. the things u learn here.. lol
(CalamityS) CALAMITY/CJCAPER
10 ..... DAVID COPPERFIELD AND BARBARA EDEN 5
(kadena1) LOL
(gppLynn) WHO?????????
LOL
(imaGenie) lol geesh
(imaGenie) which one am
i??
(CalamityS) barbar eden
ROF
(CalamityS) Unless you
want to be a male?
(imaGenie) magic you're
a man!!
(Magic52) huh?
(Wvstyx) magic a man??
(WildRose1) magic!!
geez
(CalamityS) See Better
her than you LOL
(Magic52) i is?
(Magic52) did you look?
(Wvstyx) her said you is!!
(WildRose1) *=* eyes shut
here
(Magic52) hmmmm
(Magic52) how come i'm
a man
(CalamityS) Cause I couldn't
think of a female Magician
(Magic52) lol
(Magic52) guess i dont
have to shoot myself then cause i'm out of estrogen, if i'm a man
**
don't get mad. get a loner!! RIGHT DIANN?? hehe
(ConnieB) boy....don't
ever make diann mad at ya....she'll hit ya with loner hands one after the
other *snickle*
**
hope we get on your "good" list.......
(bri9230) GOD IT MUST BE
XMAS ALREADY ?????
**
MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(FLYEM) anyone know cure
for carplle syndrome on fingers two are numb think from tyuping lol
(Precious2) getting ready
to take treatments for carpel tunnel lol
(Precious2) not sure yet,
p - i'll let ya know when i find out
CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP FOR TOURNEY!!
**
umm New York is like Texas now?? ROFL
(RonJons) it's not bad
here.... this is cow country...
(theboss1) MOOOOOOOO
(ConnieB) where you at
ron?
(RonJons) where the men
are men and the sheep are nervous.
(RonJons) upstate NY
(ConnieB) you got cows
up there???
**
wanna know how to clear a room??
((gppLynn) NITE ALL.. LAST
ONE OUT HAS TO CLEAN UP
[Exit] JimboLimo
[Exit] Rapunze1
[Exit] darkman26
[Exit] GOFLETCH
(ConnieB) *POOF*
[Exit] ConnieB
[Exit] RonJons
[Exit] gppLynn
**
hey Lynn, you missed a spot on that table..hehe
(ConnieB)
don't mistype THAT lynners or trumpy be all over you like bumps on a pickle
**
DANG..she always gets the last word!!! LOL
We want to say thanks to
all the teams who participate in the 1999 Euchre Partners Tournament!!
You make it sooo much fun for us! Even though we're still learning
and have made mistakes, you've shown nothing but understanding, patience
and above all, friendship. :)
With your help, we hope
to continue our efforts to learn and hope you all have a great time and
lots of fun at the tourney :)
Your support means so much
to us and we just wanted you to know you're appreciated and without you,
we wouldn't look forward to Friday nights!!
We think you're GREAT PEOPLE
:)
Hugs to all :)
The '99 Team