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** THE EVER POPULAR "FIRST OUT " AWARD GOES TO** 
gppMilady/gppAsh 

**THE "BRAT(S)" AWARD** 
(Weasel21) Anthony, help dad tonight..I want to make it thru the first round 
(theboss1) that ain't funny 
(Weasel21) your right.. 
(Weasel21) sorry.. 
(Weasel21) anthony.. 
(Weasel21) toss dad from the room..and you play 
(theboss1) cya 
*** you sure you won't stay? 
[Exit] theboss1 
(imaGenie) stay!! 
(ConnieB) where ya goin boss?? 
(Weasel21) lol 
(imaGenie) go get him back weasel!! 
(Weasel21) no way 
(Weasel21) let him go 
(TheTramp1) ANTHONY AND WEAS...PARDS 
(Weasel21) hahaha 
(ConnieB) weasel!! behave! and go get him back!! 

**THE "NICKNAME CHANGE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD** 
(crispey) izz izz izz izz izz izz 

**THE "BEST JOKE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD** 
(Unique3) Why do women have smaller feet than men?  It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. 
(gppLynn) GOOD ONE UNIQ.. BUT UMMM   WHAT'S A KITCHEN SINK?  LOL 

** yessss love this!!! 
(sixmom) NEW RULE...EVERYBODY WHO TALKS MORE THAN ONCE HAS TO EDIT ONCE 
(RonJons) i'm just afraid my sense of humor would be taken over by a bevis and  
butthead mentality 
**OOPS TOO LATE RON!!! hehe 
(sixmom) EXCLUDING THE TOURNEY HOST'S 
(RonJons) amazing what folks can be talked into behind their backs... 
EDITOR'S NOTE: gotta love rulemaking powers huh?  LOL 

** Am I seeing things.. LOL 
(butchc) did unique come in a disappear or am I zonked already? 
** she didn't stay long huh... 
(watchingU) LOL  she did 
(butchc) k, feel better, lol 
(watchingU) Welcome to madness : ))) 

** Am I missing something here...... 
(CalamityS) Evening All and see ya in about 2 hours when the tournie starts 
(PETEYB61) your kidding right! 
** why would we kid ya? 
(ptrish) uhoh what did I miss?? 
(butchc) nothing yet ) 
(gppLynn) TOURNEY WILL START IN APPROX 15 MIN .. GIVE OR TAKE 15 MIN.. J/K!!! 

** Which will it be.. 
(gppLynn) SINGLE OR WITH PARD IZZY?  CRISPY? 
(crispey) yes izz/crispey 
(crispey) ok 
(gppLynn) IZZY/CRISPEY PARDS? 
(crispey) thank u 
(crispey) the izz 
(butchc) like crispey/izzy better :-) 
(gppLynn) CONNIE, YOUR PARD?  OR SINGLE? 
(ConnieB) mmbrown just claimed me  *GRIN* 
(BruceM1) pity for mmbrown  <g> 
(BruceM1) hiya Connie  :-) 
(ConnieB) bite me brucie!  you just jealous you didn't get to me first!  *struttin' my stuff* 
(RonJons) well connie...    if I knew ya was coming here single....   gee.... 

**bar is open! 
(BroCane) anybody need a beer while I'm up? 
(RonJons) any one got a prozac?    heck with beer, I want the hard stuff ;) 
(RonJons) I just want to calm down, not sleep thru this....    but thanks 
** hmm maybe i'll have 2 beers. 

** Either you're in or you're out. LOL 
(BroCane) Has anyone had trouble logging on tonight? 
(butchc) nope, trouble logging off tho 
(BroCane) my pard can't get in 
(ptrish) Trumpy can fix that butch 
(butchc) thx trish :-) 
(Tis4ever) cool....I want to start the evening is style...*smile* 

** And these Two are pards??  No wonder they lose so much   :) 
(theboss1) HI EVERYONE...........not you weasel 
(Weasel21) bout time, chubby 
(theboss1) been busy 
(Weasel21) yea..eating 
(theboss1) need a backbrace to play with you 
(theboss1) hey weas........don't play stupid this time like last time 
(Weasel21) I was following your lead 
(theboss1) that is what i mean 
(Weasel21) so you really mean dont play like you do. 
(theboss1) uhhhhhhhh  I gyess 
(theboss1) or spell like me 

** I love my Goats.. 
(Baddly) give me the red-headed belly dancer who owns the liquor store 
(CalamityS) I got the belly Baddly but don't own the liquor store 
(Baddly) do you dance Sue? 
(butchc) one out of 2 not bad 
(CalamityS) Is the Pope Polish? 
(Baddly) Does a bear play in the woods? 
(CalamityS) Do Goats live in the house? 
(CalamityS) Yeppers, I have two here right now :((((( 
(butchc) two what? 
(CalamityS) Baby goats 
(Weasel21) does a snake have hips, and an elephant lips? 
(CalamityS) among other things 
(Baddly) chicken lips? 
(Tis4ever) snakes don't need hips.. 
CONFUSED EDITOR'S NOTE: or is that lips? 
(Tis4ever) they have no legs to attach to them.....lol 
(RonJons) <laughing>    sure, only vaguely confused here now........ 
(ptrish) I'm gettin scared pard 

** Better late than never.... 
(Magic52) IT HELPS A LOT IF EVERYONE SIGNS UP FOR THE TOURNAMENT AT OUR WEB PAGE  
(ConnieB) what magic???  and ruin my reputation??  *pout* 
(Magic52) who me? 
(Magic52) nah wouldn't do that lol 
(ConnieB) me...sign up early....ROFL  ya gotta be kiddin' me... 
EDITOR'S NOTE: but the good seats have been taken. 

** Everyone likes a snack time.... 
(ptrish) don't start yet, I gotta make popcorn! 
(Weasel21) I heard you broke the refridgerator door already 
(theboss1) no no worse 
(Weasel21) you ate the fridge, too? 
EDITOR'S NOTE:  now that's hungry!!...hmmm 

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** Tried a laptop lately?..... 
(theboss1) Anthony is on my lap right now 
(Weasel21) so that makes him. 
(Weasel21) a laptop? 
(theboss1) so if I type correctly 
(theboss1) it is him 
(JimboLimo) someone on my laptop  :-) 
(theboss1) Anthony says let's go already 
(Weasel21) and Chelsey is on his lap 
(Weasel21) bring it on!! 
(RonJons) I'm all fer squirmy, but....   no thanks, not tonight :0 
(BroCane) will I be able to participate? 

** Finally the Goats get a rest... 
(sixmom) EVERYBODY SEATED NOW? 
EDITOR'S NOTE: we are about to eat now? 
(CalamityS) No. just need to feed the goats LOLOL 
(JimboLimo) i ate the goats..dont have to feed them anymore 

** What??!!!????? TheTramp Lost??!!!! 
(TheTramp1) DON'T BELIEVE THESE SCORES 
(imaGenie) lol 
(TheTramp1) I'M SERIOUS!!!! 
(TheTramp1) LOL 
(CalamityS) Was a great game Tramp 
(imaGenie) hey thats not sooooo bad tramp 
(CalamityS) And the company was even better :D 
(TheTramp1) LOL 
(Athena1) tramp and lady are sosososos cute 
(CalamityS) And boy I have waited a long time to say this .................. Hope Trumpy isn't watching. 
EDITOR'S NOTE: SAY WHAT? WE'RE STILL WAITING!!!  LOL 

** Place your orders early.. lol 
(sixmom) THANKS MILADY AND ASH 
(gppMiLady) THANKS LADIES.....WAS FUN AS USUAL....CAN I ORDER CARDS FOR NEXT  
WEEK PLSSSSSSSSSS 
(sixmom) SURE IF YOUR CHECK CLEARS BEFORE NEXT WEEK 

** Women and childre  errrrrrr computers first!!!.. 
(Dumplin2) I'm just trying to hurry up before I have to evacuate for gosh sakes. 
(Weasel21) you mean escavate 
(BroCane) hurricane alley lol 
EDITOR'S NOTE: if I was you i would duck.. 
(BroCane) whatever happens, don't get offline lol 
(Dumplin2) Hey, I am hoping that there is room for my computer in the car... 
(Dumplin2) cause i am really gonna miss the kids if not. 
(ConnieB) lol 
(ConnieB) pack it first!! 
(Dumplin2) I've told them I will be fair...they are going to draw straws. 
(JimboLimo) btw...what IDIOT stands in the middle of a hurricaine to report the weather?  LOL  its a hurricaine...we all know the wind blows 
(Dumplin2) yeah, I want that job. 

** Is it over yet?......... 
(BroCane) who's in the finals? 
(imaGenie) its empty up there 
(imaGenie) is that a good thing? 
(BroCane) did we win? 
(ConnieB) hehe 
(imaGenie) WHO WON?? 
(imaGenie) DON'T BE SHY 
(imaGenie) SPEAK UP  LOL 

** I heard that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
(RonJons) who does the unedited capture? 
(ConnieB) hehe  when you can give me 36 hours in a day...then i MIGHT consider it... 
(sixmom) LOL 
(ConnieB) yeah right. 
(imaGenie) hey don't talk about me when i'm not looking 
(ConnieB) turn your back again, genie....that'll teach ya!  lol 
(sixmom) LOL 
(imaGenie) i think connie.. u have to do the edit.. 
(ConnieB) in my dreams!! LOL 
(imaGenie) since your name shows up the most 
(sixmom) since Magic has the rules down...why cant she do the edit???? 
EDITOR'S NOTE: hmm think magic went on holidays... 
(ConnieB) yeah!!  how come she can't do it?? 
(imaGenie) she's gonna try this one  rofl 
(ConnieB) go angelmagic go! 
(RonJons) amazing what folks can be talked into behind their backs... 
(sixmom) they must all want the edit job this week   LOL 

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** FAMOUS LAST WORDS (aka.. watch what u say during the tourney.. it just MIGHT get into the newsletter!!! hehe 
(theboss1) I needed a good az kickin tonight 
(ConnieB) hehe  weasel get to ya boss? 
(theboss1) just wish I was the one giving it 
(theboss1) weas is Da man 
(imaGenie) i need to save that for him 
(theboss1) but I will not tell him that 
(imaGenie) u just did sorry 
(ConnieB) hehe  too late...genie is... 
(theboss1) His head is big enough already 
(imaGenie) thats going in the newsletter 
(imaGenie) lol  unless.... 
(imaGenie) hmmmm 
EDITOR'S NOTE: hey extortion is illegal!! but if she gets away with it, I'll try it next tourney!! lol 
(theboss1) u better not 
(theboss1) unless      what 
(ConnieB) don't think there is enuff green to cross your palm with to keep that one out, huh, genie?  LOL 
(imaGenie) well connie.. thing is.. 
(imaGenie) weas' head is too big already 
(ConnieB) *chuckle* 
(theboss1) yup 
(watchingU) Can I put that in the newsletter???? 
(theboss1) so u agree with me 
(imaGenie) six!!!!!!!! 
(imaGenie) don't u dare 
(theboss1) Genie......U da woman 
(watchingU) How much you gonna pay me??? 
(watchingU) Alll of you go home so I can stop recording this  LOL 
(ConnieB) welp..connie has really lefted the building now cause it's gettin' 
down to too few people in here and i ain't about to clean up THIS room!!  nite all!  group *HUGS* 
(watchingU) Genie? 
(imaGenie) yes? 
(watchingU) Go away  LOL 
(imaGenie) lol 
(theboss1) lol 
(watchingU) Night you 2 
(theboss1) I am out too 
(theboss1) ty for the az whoopin 
EDITOR'S NOTE: always our pleasure! 
(imaGenie) last one out cleans 
(watchingU) see you next week : ))))

We want to say thanks to all the teams who participate in the 1999 Euchre Partners Tournament!! You make it sooo much fun for us!  Even though we're still learning and have made mistakes, you've shown nothing but understanding, patience and above all, friendship. :)  
With your help, we hope to continue our efforts to learn and hope you all have a great time and lots of fun at the tourney :)  
Your support means so much to us and we just wanted you to know you're appreciated and without you, we wouldn't look forward to Friday nights!!  
We think you're GREAT PEOPLE :)  

Hugs to all :)  
The '99 Team