General Band Jokes

Why do football players hate the band?

Because after haftime everyone leaves.

What do you get when you cross a piccalo with a clarinet?

An ear ache

A sign you need a vacation from band would be if

You are starting to get your band director's jokes

If you are laughing at your band director's jokes

If your a brass player, and seem to have grown a black mustache

If when you go to bed you can still read and finger music in your sleep.

If you don't have the strength to brag.

If football was any easier it would be called cheerleading. If cheerleading was any smarter it would be called band.

Flag Corp Hit Point System:

Other Flag=0

Flute=10

Clarinet=10

Saxophone=15

Trumpet=20

Trombone=25

Baritone=35

Sousaphone=50

Drumline=55

Drum Major=65

Band Director=Run!!!!!!

How do you know if you have a band party next door?

WHAT?!!!!!!!