Tuba Jokes

A tuba player accidently locked his keys in the car, so he had to get a lock smith to get the drummer out.

Ok, lets say two tuba players walked pass a bar....hey it could happen.......

Why did the tuba player ask the director if he could go to the bathroom?

Because he had "p" all over his paper.

Whats the range of a tuba?

20 yards, if you have a good arm.

How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb? Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.

What's a tuba for?

1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue.

These two tuba players walk past a bar...

Well, it could happen!