Trumpets Jokes
- How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Two, one to do it and the other to say they could of done it better.
- How can you tell if you have a trumpet player at your door?
- The door bell shrieks.
- How may trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- It takes one. One to screw in the light bulb and to wait for the world to revolve around them.
- What's the difference between trumpet players and government
bonds?
- Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
- What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
- "Would you like fries with that?"
- How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
- What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
- I don't know either.
- How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
- "Hi. I'm better than you."
- Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
- He's too sensitive.
- In an emergency a jazz trumpeter was hired to do some solos with a symphony orchestra. Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started going improvising madly when she wasn't supposed to play at all.
After the concert the conductor came round looking for an explanation. She said, "I looked in the score and it said `tacit'--so I took it!"
