VERSE 1:
I'm on the phone long distance.
She's paying 50 cents a minute.
Just to whine at me about all her problems.
I don't care. I can't solve them.
I'm fighting this resistance.
Don't wanna talk for another minute.
I could pretend to lose connection,
but she'd only call again

CHORUS:
I thought this would end
when I moved away.
I was wrong again,
now she calls me everyday.
and I'm running out of words to say.
I think I'm about to break down and scream (up with her).

VERSE 2:
I'm on the phone long distance.
I say I'm busy but she never listens.
She's always there when I least need her,
then she whines about how I treat her.

I'm fighting her insistance.
don't wanna talk for another minute
I could pretend to lose connection,
but she'd only call again.

BRIDGE:
You say good bye
for the last time.
I hang up the phone
and let out a sigh.