Alexiel: *after a tiff* Go to hell, honey! Lucifer: But I work there! Wait, I /am/ there! Setsuna: ..Mom, sempa-/dad/, stop fighting. >.> Alexiel: You're supposed to be on my side, son! Lucifer: When all you've ever done is screw up his life? Alexiel: Like you're one to talk, Mr Supportive-Sempai-who-leads-Setsuna-in-being-delinquent! Lucifer:At least I /helped/! What did you ever do, apart from making him kill people with various messy conclusions? Alexiel: I lent him my sexy dynamite body! Alexiel: Whereas you just continued to confuse him and lead him on. What kind of Sempai gives his kohai earrings, anyway? And just what were you and the cockroach (Katou) up to with him? The three of you looked awfully close! Alexiel:*gasp* Could you have been cheating on me with myself? -break- So you see he not only has other wives (999, including a tranvestite and a woman with funny big hair and a thing for his younger brother) and admirers (Katou, MH, etc..), he has other /children/. Alexiel should smack him. (And so should Koyapi's wife. XD) Lucifer: But, /honey/, I'm /Lucifer/.. it's /expected/. Alexiel: To hell with expectations! Alexiel: One more, just /one more/, and you're sleeping on the couch. /And/ I'll invite them /all/ over for tea! Lucifer: But, honey! What if I let you be on top tonight? Alexiel: Yesterday was your turn already. *glare* Lucifer: I'll make the kid give out the invitations instead. So I won't have to face any of them myself. Alexiel: The kid's on my side. The kid /is/ me. Lucifer: I'm his sempai. Therefore he has to listen to me. Setsuna: .... Alexiel: I'm his /mother/. And, well, /him/. Right, honey? Setsuna: Whatever you say, Mom. Lucifer: Traitor! Setsuna: /She/ can make my life living hell. Lucifer: I /am/ living hell. Setsuna: My point exactly. Lucifer: I'll give mine to the cockroach to give out instead. Alexiel: You're not going to get any from Katou if you keep calling him that.. Alexiel: Besides, he's one of the guests, seeing as you've been cheating on me with him too. Lucifer: And you haven't? Alexiel: That was the kid! Lucifer: Yeah, right. Alexiel: *ponders course of action* Alexiel: C'mmere, honey. Let Alex give you some lurvve. Lucifer: Not /now/, what if the kid walks in? Alexiel: ...we invite him in, of course. Setsuna: *walks in conveniently* To what, Mommy? Lucifer: I think it's time I gave you a little talk, son.. Setsuna: This isn't going to be like the /last/ talk you tried to give me, is it? Alexiel: C'mmere, let mommy give you some luurve! Conversation: *patpat* PMS? Conversation: Not that time of the month, darling. Conversation: Ah. Sou. Wouldn't it be really twisted if Lucifer had that time of the month? XD XD Conversation: The RIVERS of BLOOD in Hell FLOW... Conversation: And everybody gets really nervous.. Lucifer starts requesting wierd things to eat.. Conversation:I think that's pregnancy, darling. Alexiel: *gasps* since when have you known, honey? Alexiel: Sets-chan, you're going to have a brother! ... Lucifer: Honey. Alexiel: There'll be so many things to prepare- why don't you just go back to bed and have a nice rest, dear? Alexiel: You wouldn't want to risk hurting our babies, wouldn't you? Lucifer: ...HONEY... Alexiel: No more going to that nightclub of yours. No more leather and fooling around with the cockroach. Hmm, probably have to make you a couple of maternity dresses as well. Lucifer: *mukazuku* HONEY... I'm the KING of HELL. I can't GET pregnant. *twitch* Alexiel: Of /course/ you can, honey. We did it the other way the last night, remember? Sara: *interested* which way? Alexiel: We'll tell you after the baby's born, honey. Don't want too many expectant... people around at the same time, do we? Setsuna: *wide-eyed* Mom. Alexiel: Now, now, Sets-chan.. don't worry, we'll still love you after the baby's born.. Setsuna: It wasn't that, Mom. I mean.. if Dad is going to have a baby.. Setsuna: Who was I born of ?! Alexiel: We'll tell you when you're older, dearie. Setsuna: MOM. I'm NINETY SEVEN. Alexiel: Tut, tut, you /were/ born of one of us, don't you worry. You look just like Grandma or Grandpa Kadmon when he was young.. Setsuna: *twitch* I WHAT? Alexiel: Unfortunately, not as cute as your Dad when he was a baby. Setsuna: ...*perk* Do you have photos, mom? Alexiel: Of /course/~! XD Lucifer: Honeyyyyyy... What did I tell you about that? Alexiel: Come on, he's our SON, what could he possibly DO~? XD Lucifer: ...>.>.... Alexiel: You wouldn't want him to grow up warped and twisted and riddled with doubt and angst because he never received enough love, would you? Setsuna: *nods his head* Lucifer: ... ... ... Lucifer: Any /more/ warped, twisted and riddled with angst than he is already, you mean. Setsuna: Yes, well, whose fault is it? Alexiel: Your father's. Lucifer: Your mother's. Katou: *pops out of nowhere* BOTH! Setsuna: I agree. >.> Lucifer: You stay out of this! Katou: Who, me or him? Lucifer: Both. Katou: Come /on/, now. You wouldn't be so mean to the father of your children, would you? Setsuna: ..../Sempai/... Katou: Oops. Didn't mean to let /that/ one out. Alexiel: Ka~atouuuuu.. Lucifer: ...(Yes. >.> You did. >.>)... Alexiel: Lucy let you top him? How many times? At which angle did you do it at? Katou: I shouldn't say in company like this. Minors are present. Setsuna: (I'M NINETY SEVEN. XO) Katou (continues) ...But if you want to go aside for a while, I'd be happy to /show/ you... Alexiel: Ooooh, like the other time? Lucifer: ... Alexiel: Honey, you /can't/ come. Our babies, remember? Katou: Yeah, if anything, think about the future generations... Lucifer: I'M. NOT. PREGNANT. Alexiel: But you're asking for the wierdest things to eat! You must be pregnant! Lucifer: Those were for my /brother/. Alexiel: Your brother's pregnant? *kirakira* Who's the lucky-- *everybody turns to look at Setsuna* Setsuna: What the--I have NOT been-- Sara: Sets-chan! You didn't even invite me! ;-; Katou: Yeah, right you haven't been. XO Alexiel: *sternly* everybody knows you have hidden seme urges that you can't fulfil otherwise, son. Alexiel: *softly* You take after your dad in that respect. *pan to Michael* Michael: I want you to be responsible for me for the rest of my life! (XD)