Ask Yoda A Question

 

John "The Man" Spadora Asked: Is there any truth to the rumor that there will be an episode I CCG (Like classic star wars)?

Yoda : Future clouded sometimes it is, yess. Play Young Jedi you must. Full fledge CCG it will become. Changes, always in motion are things.

 

John "The Man" Spadora Asked: My future is clear I have defeated one of the Lavinge brothers. Any advice on how to beat the older one? Me thinks his name is Kris Lavinge.

Yoda : You must unlearn what you have learned. Display patience courage and wisdom, Yesss ! I insist, Do this deck. Yess!!

 

John "The Man" Spadora Asked: Will I ever Defeat the Lavinge Brothers? Why can't I beat them? Will Anyone beat them?

Yoda : Ah, why you want to know? Wish to become Jedi do you? Future clouded, yess. Hard to see sometimes, it is. Defeat the Lavinge Brothers you will, yes! Someday! Someone will beat them again, yesss! And now I sense you want some help. Ummph. Learn much tech you must. There is no try. Do this deck. Yess!!

 

Travis Merkle Asked: Why did I get 13 doubles of foil cards in my 2 boxes of Reflections? And where was my foil Darth Vader or foil Luke Skywalker?!!! Tell me Yoda if you are so all knowing?

Yoda : Patience young Padawan 117. Future clouded, yess. Hard to see sometimes, it is. When a Padawan has achieved a deep understanding of the Force, undertake the Jedi Trials they do. Differ for each candidate it does. Test the Padawan's skill, courage and understanding of the Force do the Trials. Only after passing the Trials, can a Padawan recieve cards he wants.

 

Dan Christy Asked: How did Gravo recieve a frozen assests acknowledgement, when my constucted rating is higher than his, and my sealed rating is only 24 below his? Huh Yoda? Huh?

Yoda : Sith you are, yessss. Turn to good you must. Read update you didn't, therefore master you will not be. To be one with the force is not about who's better, nooo! Hear you nothing that I say? You must unlearn what you have learned. Go back you must, yesss, read front page you should. Nothing more will I teach you today.

 

Brandon Gravo Asked: When a Space Slug is first born, how long is it?

Yoda : The creatures reproduce through fission, they do. About as big as a Monnok they are when born.

 

Kris Lavigne Asked: Who will be come the next Jedi Master, and who will regain their status as a Master?

Yoda : Ahh! Ah, Wish to become Jedi do you? Answer your qyestion will I. Bastian Winkelhaus 1996 Wuppertal, Germany. Next Jedi Master will he be, yesss. Regain their status as master will you Lavinge. Powerfull Jedi you will be, Focus on where you are, what you've become. Remain Master then you will.

 

Jedi Corey Asked: Mind on future? At Vast; Keep to present I know. Wondering what you ment by "there's another". Were you talking about Leia or another which we know not of. Cause Leia wouldn't have known of the force. If Luke was to fall. Identified as having great Jedi potential which you have. ooh and what is a Barracles or Glooths? From "Tales".

Yoda : Ahh! To you significant this is. Two Jedi capable ones there are. Luke and Leia it is. Not yet become one with the force has Leia. Vision to Leah would I. Yeees another Leah Is. Barracles and Glooths, Figment of ones imagination they are. JarJar question this is. Nothing more will I teach you today.

 

Matt Berta Asked: I think you might be testing me in your own special way. I can't help but find flaws in your answers that so obviously go against what I have learned from Supreme Jedi Master Lucas, who has revealed to me in one of four movies (very backwardly) that you said to young Skywalker, "When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not." Yet in your answer to my last question, you said you are 800 years old. Are you somewhere between there? Have you not yet become one with the force? It is very confusing for a young padawan such as myself.

Yoda : Unexpected this is, and unfortunate.. Hear you nothing that I say? Very important is the Jedi Code. The laws and rules that Jedi must follow at all times they are. Jedi are to maintain peace and justice throughout the galaxy, while displaying patience courage and wisdom. Answer your question will I. All your life you looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never your mind on where you are. Hmm? What you are doing. Hmph. Future answers. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. At the time of The Phantom Menace, over 10,000 Jedi Knights in the galaxy there were. At the time of The Phantom Menace, 800 plus years I am. Future hard to see it is. Vision with Luke have I. Feel my life force fading I did, prepared for death was I. So at one with the Force did I become at 900 years old. No more training do you require today. Already know you that which you need. More to say have you?

 

Matt Berta Asked: In your first response to the first question, I believe it was the Droid Pimp's, you said you were taken at the young age of a few months to be trained as a Jedi, am I right? You told Luke Skywalker "For 800 years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained." What is the part about 600 years in your answer referring to? For some reason, Yoda, I think someone put something wacky on that gimer stick you've been chewing for so long. Hope you can clear this up for me and the other Jedi wanna-be's.

Yoda : Aaaah Yesss Matt. Correct you are. True Jedi are you alone. Soup bad must have been. Notice do you, that " Identified as having great Jedi potential at only a few months old, I was , 600 old years, little about past does I know". Bad soup, I think not. You must unlearn what you have learned. Hard to see the dark side is. Very powerful the Sith are. Hide their identity from Jedi they can. Senior members of the Jedi Council, I am. Obsessed with the Dark Side Sith are. "Power denied is power wasted" is the Sith concept. Maintained their order in secrecy have the Sith, passing down their knowledge. Powerful Jedi in you I see. From a certain point of view have I, 800 old years I am. Now Knowlege belong to Sith, it does not. Powerful Sith The Droid Pimps will be. Yes, powerful Sith.

 

Withal Dram Ran Asked: How come some players will never understand how to play SWCCG?

Yoda : To old to be trained is he, yesss. Much training do they require. Clumsey and stupid is some players. Banned maybe from Otoh Gunga are they. Strong in the Force are players, but not THAT strong.

 

The Information Broker Asked : Is Brian Hunter always going to be the Number one player in the world in SWCCG?

Yoda : Ah, why you want to know? Wish to become Jedi do you? When a Player has achieved a deep understanding of the Force, undertake the Jedi Trials they do. Differ for each candidate it does. Test the Player's skill, courage and understanding of the Card Game do the Trials. Only after passing the Trials, can a Player become a Jedi Knight. The Jedi Council decided that Brian Hunter had proved himself worthy of Jedi Knighthood by defeating players. No, he will not forever be number one. One with the force, and die all must we.

 

TheDroidPimp@aol.com Asked : What species of alien are you. If you say something like my kind don't classify ourselves then your not the real Yoda. Don't make anything up either.

Yoda : Difficult topic is this. Identified as having great Jedi potential at only a few months old, I was, 600 old years, yes and taken from my parents and brought to the Jedi Temple, was I. Because of this, little about past does I know. Droid Pimps, a wise question this is. Powerful Sith you will be. Yes, powerful Sith.