I am a head of lettuce.

Hey, this mine. What are you doing here?

Just looking you say? Well, that's fine and all, but shouldn't you be more careful? You could say hello or something. It is only polite.

Well, feel free to look around. There isn't much here at the moment. The old site is still up here. Though as things progress on this new site, things will be moved to the new one and deleted from the old. It has bad poetry and stuff on it. I don't recommend it.

Mmmm... Still reading this? Ok well, you must be interested or something. Sometimes I blather. But don't expect too much from me. I am only one demi-goddess/sexual muse/head of lettuce/girl.

Mind the gravy.

This pages seems to be becoming the "all about Eva" page. If you darlings would be so kind as to pose questions, I will answer them here. Perhaps I will take a notion from my friend and post a guide to the care and feeding of Eva's.

At any rate, I'm Eva. Greetings! *waves*