Deep Relief

This piece appeared in the tabloid press two days after footballer Gareth Southgate missed his fateful penalty shootout for England, ensuring their failure and his humiliation.

At the time, his mother was quoted "You should have just belted it, son."

This is a creative portfolio for advertising copywriter Rich Johnston.

You can call him on 0780 1350982 or at twisting@hotmail.com

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