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***Poetry for a derainged time Laxmi Prasad Devkota is Nepal’s most loved poet for good reason: the anguish he expresses in the poem below, written against the madness created by an authoritarian state, resonates perfectly today. Devkota’s outburst is not just an expression of romantic over-sensitivity: it is a rebellion against a society out of kilter, where a shrewd, loquacious class keeps spinning webs to trap people and foil their bid to live freely. DERANGED Certainly, friend! I’m deranged! Such is my state! I see words, hear images, taste smells, touch things that are slighter than the sky… things whose existence no one admits to, whose shape the world does not know I see rocks as flowers when by the river bank those slick, delicate, heavenly trick- sters laugh looking at me in the moonlight, unfolding in redolence, and stand— awakening, transforming, softening, swelling, shining, they stand— a kind of moon-bird’s fruit like a mute mad flower! I talk to them as they talk to me! One language, friend! which isn’t written, printed, spoken, explained, told… By the moonlit banks of the Ganges their tongues come in waves,friend, waves, waves! Certainly, friend! I’m deranged! Such is my state! You are shrewd and loquacious! Your (a+b) class a2 + ab + b2 goes on and on But in my arithmetic if one is detracted from one, what remains is one You work with the five senses, I with the sixth You have brains, my friend! I have heart! You can’t see a rose as anything but a rose I find it to be Padmini and Helen You are powerful prose, I am fluid verse You freeze when I melt You become limpid when I grow turbid— and also the opposite! Your world is solid, mine vaporous Your world is thick, mine thin You take a rock as an object, solid: hardness is your reality I try to hold onto dreams just as you hold onto those cold, luscious coins with engraved letters I have the ardour of thorns, friend! You of gold and coins I have the tempo of thorns, friend! You of gold and diamonds You deem the hills dumb, I deem them loquacious Certainly, friend! My one inebriation lags behind Such is my state! Everyone called me erratic when they saw me warming myself on the white, primary heat of the stars in the cold winter months They said a ghost had entered me when I stared blankly for seven days after returning from the cremation pyres They said I’d gone mad when they saw me cry for forty days seeing a spray of forty-five year-old frost on a strand of your hair They called me insane when they saw me dance to the first cuckoo of Spring When suffocated by a soundless new moon I leaped at the pain of extinguishing and the idiots placed me in stocks I had just started to sing with the typhoons one day and the learned people delivered me to an asylum One day I had stretched out flat, thinking I had died A friend pinched me and said— ‘Oh madman! Your flesh isn’t dead yet’ I have called the Nawab’s alcohol blood, and the whore a corpse I have called the king poor, and have scolded Alexander I have criticised the saints and placed individuals of no import on the seventh realm of praise Your grand pundits are my idiots, your heaven my hell Your gold is my iron Friend! Your religious duty is my sin! When you consider yourself intelligent I see you an imbecile Your progress is my regression, friend! Such turmoil in these bargains, friend! Your cosmos is a child to me Certainly, friend! I am moonstruck, utterly moonstruck! This is my state! I see the blind as the world’s leaders! I see hermits in caves as evaders! I see those who stand atop false platforms to be dark dancers I see the unsuccessful as successful, the ascetic as unsuc- cessful I see progress as stagnation, Will I be pushed around, or will I be a councillor Friend! I’m a councillor! See the whorish jig of shameless leadership’s bland tongue! See the break in the back of people’s rights! See today’s cracked crystals, selling as diamonds! When the black lies of sparrow-sized headlines call my brave reason to battle with deceitful enigmas then—my cheeks flush hard, my friend! My cheeks flush as red as glowing coals! When the meek people imbibe black poison through both their ears, before my eyes, saying it is nectar— friend! My every hair stands on end! My each hair twists, harried like snakes in the sky when I see a tiger about to eat a deer, friend! And the terrible power of the sage’s soul tries to enter my corroded bones and speak Friend! the day when a thunderbolt falls from heaven when people do not consider people to be people my jaws start to ache like mighty Bhimsen’s jaws and I turn the red balls of my enraged insane eyes looking in a double as a bolt of flames upon this human land of the inhuman— My machine parts leap about in uproar and agitation My breath becomes a typhoon— My face distorts My brain lights up afire, friend! like the fires submerged in the seas— I become as mad as fires that consume entire forests Insane, friend! Like I might swallow the wide world raw! Certainly, friend! I, stunning mythical moon-bird hideous-soiled-soft-unkind bird stealer of heaven’s fire— son of typhoons, an expression of mad volcanoes a maniac of tremendous personality! Certainly, friend! I am a deranged mind! Deranged! This is my state!
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I don't wanna talk About the things we've gone through Though it's hurting me Now it's history I've played all my cards And that's what you've done too Nothing more to say No more ace to play
The winner takes it all The loser standing small Beside the victory That's her destiny
I was in your arms Thinking I belonged there I figured it made sense Building me a fence Building me a home Thinking I'd be strong there But I was a fool Playing by the rules
The gods may throw a dice Their minds as cold as ice And someone way down here Loses someone dear The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It's simple and it's plain Why should I complain.
But tell me does she kiss Like I used to kiss you? Does it feel the same When she calls your name? Somewhere deep inside You must know I miss you But what can I say Rules must be obeyed
The judges will decide The likes of me abide Spectators of the show Always staying low The game is on again A lover or a friend A big thing or a small The winner takes it all
I don't wanna talk If it makes you feel sad And I understand You've come to shake my hand I apologize If it makes you feel bad Seeing me so tense No self-confidence But you see The winner takes it all The winner takes it all...***
Stare at the screen, What do you try to find? It's a shallow world. Where the blind leads the blind.
It is cold out there, No feeling is real. Only flickering screens, Lost souls and false passion Nothing is what it seems.
If you get caught in the web Of the cyber spider. Get the hell out Try to be smart. Because what you may find Is not what you wished for, But a killing dart.
Don't ruin your life For a hollow dream Fantasy belongs to life But don't fullfill it Over a screen.
posted by solambi
**trust broken just like that..... heart shattered like glass....and love thrown just like ash
L= Life of shadow O= Ocean of tears V= Valley of death E= End of life**
what a tragic story, can u make it comedy please!!! ...hehehe
**Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years." ** HAHAHHAHAH....
**A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"
The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."** HEHEHEHEHE.......
****When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit! Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do.**** HOHOHOHOHO.....
**Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'" ** HHHIIHIHIH....
- Aaron
**What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte **
- Joedude
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake ****
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."**** HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAH.....
PICTURE SPEAKES ITSELF!!! HAHAHHAHAH.......
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