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	LAYNIE: (about Kayla) Case in point. That girl should be neutered. People like her make me think boarding school wasn't such a bad idea. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANDY: Come on. Let's get you to school. EPHRAM: I'm riding my bike. ANDY: Why, I can drive you. EPHRAM: I apprechiate the offer but it's about 10 years too late. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: You know, for the classic girl next door, you have a really warped mind. AMY: Something in the water here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: I'd like to take a moment to point out that this is hands down the weirdest restaurant we've ever been to. And were from New York City where were regularly served by drag queens named Frank. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------AMY: No, no, you can't deny it.Everwood finally has it's own Dark Prince. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ANDY: You cooked dinner? EPHRAM: Well, I figured we should have meatloaf-flavoured-meatloaf for a change. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: (about a picture in Amy's locker) Friends of yours? AMY: Those legs belong to a person Twala Tharpe. I cut it out of a dance magazine. You like? EPHRAM: Sure. Where the rest of him? AMY: I dig legs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ANDY: Your doing a lot of laundry this days. EPHRAM: You wanna charge me? ANDY: I was once a happy sack of hormones myself. EPHRAM: Gross. Find another sack to share with. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------AMY: I have to talk to you. EPHRAM: You can talk all you want. I don't have to listen. AMY: If you'd just let me explain. EPHRAM: Explain what? WHy your friends are total bitches, or why you choose to hag out with them in the first place. AMY: It's not like they were always like that. I've known them forever, and they didn't start out this way. Trust me. EPHRAM So, as the bitcheness emerged, you choose to ignore it and follow along. Not unlike the Nazis. AMY: Not everyones a loner, Ephram. Some people actually like having friends. Even if they're difficult at times. EPHRAM: Hey, if you prefer quantity over quality, that's your problem. AMY: I don't agree with what they did. But maybe if you weren't scowling all the time, people wouldn't feel the need to disinvite you places. EPHRAM: Your right. It's my fault. I should take up football and cow-tipping. Then your friends would like me and I'd be the most popular boy in the whole school. Amy stops dancing MRS.BAXTER: Amy, is there a problem? AMY: Yeah, this music is totally messed up. There's nothing to keep time to. MRS.BAXTER: Well, it sounds fine to me. He's improving. AMY: Not for me! He's all over the place. EPHRAM: I'm sorry. Is this better?(plays) No, no, how bout this?(plays faster) How about dead swans in the lake.(plays notes) You don't have a problem with the music. Just the loser who's playing it, right? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------DONUT GUY: Oh no, we're closed. ANDY: This woman is in need of medical attention. DONUT GUY: Yeah, we're closed. EPHRAM: We're not here for crawlers dude. This woman is about to give birth. DONUT GUY: No way! I just mopped. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------WENDALL: Wet N' Wild is a fantastic Pina Colada flavour. It's like taking a Caribbean cruise everytime your lips touch theres. EPHRAM: Your making me uncomfortable, Wendall. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ANDY: I have a modest proposal, doctor. HAROLD: Your donating your body to science to further the medical understanding of the North American dimwit. ANDY: Close ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAROLD: Listen here, doctor Coco-puffs -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: Mom used to make banana bread for the bake sale. She didn't front line any of my sex assemblys. ANDY: We'll, you've seen my cooking. I can't do that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANDY: (about Edna's behavior) because you're scaring the sick people away and we don't charge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: We'll, I really didn't want to be in school today. We'll, with my dad being porn king. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EPHRAM: Thing is, I lied to you. I fixed it, but I lied. You asked me to ask my dad to help Colin. I said I did, but I didn't. See, my problem is, and this is really just one of a whole bus load. I lost my home recently, I-I can't get it back. I-I-It took climbing a mountain for me to realize this. But, you were right. I came to Everwood and I'm just coasting. I haven't made anything for myself here... except you. You're what makes this home to me. I was afraid if my dad helped Colin, I'd lose all that. But, but I get it. I mean, it takes me a while but, but I catch up. Colin is your home.So, I asked my dad to help him. He's gonna look at him tomorrow. Not that that in anyway makes up for anything I've done but... i-it's happening. I am sorry. AMY: Okay (shuts door) EPHRAM: Okay -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: your holding up the line AMY: Ephram, what are you doing here? EPHRAM: I wanted a twix. AMY: You came a long way. EPHRAM: We'll theres 2 in a pack. I really only wanted 1. Need someone to share it with.