Ellimist: Hi, Marco. I'd
like to ask you a few questions.
Marco: Okay, Ellimist. ARe you the real Ellimist or just an internet junkie.
Ellimist: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm the real Ellimist.
Marco: hey, sarcasm. Wanna be an animorph?
Ellimist: Yeah, sure.
Marco: Too, bad. KA wants a female.
Ellimist: Bite me.
Ellimist: Okay, for the questions. What's the most fun thing about being an
Animorph?
Marco: Definitely flying. Flying is so tight. It's like being on the best roller
coaster in the world. Times three. And best thing. No lines!
Ellimist: What would you consider yourself in the group. Jake is the leader.
Rachel is like the Colonel. What would you be.
Marco: The best looking right-hand man. And the cute, funny, charming, Marco.
Ellimist: Tell me, Marco. Does it hurt you when fans diss you saying you have
no morals and your jokes go over the line?
Marco: No, not really. I have a lot of fans, too. Only about one out of every
twenty-five or so fans as a (southern accent) thayng against me.
Everyone else likes me. And I think about one out of every 7 Animorph fans has
me as their favorite.
Ellimist: Like me.
Marco: I'm your favorite? Why?
Ellimist: Because you remind me of myself.
Marco: Say, do you have a web page?
Ellimist: No, but I'm the best fan fic writer with a web page! of course that's
not saying much considering every fan fic author has a web page. And I ask the
questions around here.
Ellimist: In your next upcoming book you morph a poodle. Can you tell us why?
Marco: No, not unless someone else has it already. That's the Scholastic rule.
or if KA told that Jeff Sampson kid everything.
Ellimist: Hey, man. Jeff Sampson and the Morphz.com guys and girls are awesome!
They give us a lot of info!
Ellimist: How old are you?
Marco: Well, I'm... Don't go there blondie!
Ellimist: Marco, did you here about the blond in the cornfield?
Marco: No.
Ellimist: Okay, well there's a blond trying to ride a rowboat down a cornfield
and this other blond comes driving down the road and pulls over and says "Its
blonds like you that give us a bad name!" And the other one says "Oh
yeah? Bring it on?!" And the blond that was driving down the road said,
"If I could swim that far I'd kick your butt!"
Marco: (laughter) That
was so pointless.
marco: okay, I have time for two more questions.
Ellimist: Okay. Can you explain the ruthless point from A to B that you and
Jake talk about so much?
Marco: Well, it sort of like this. You start at A and you need to get to B to
finish off your mission. Between A and B you have to do whatever it takes to
get there.
Ellimist: Okay and for the last question. You are known for your good suspicion
about things. Do you think maybe you have psychic powers?
Marco: i don't know about psychic. And by the way why is there an extra 'p'
in psychic if it's silent?
Ellimist: Just answer the question.
Marco: No. But I just can judge options and people very well. Like David for
instance. Who didn't want him. Me. It's ruthless just handing him over to the
Yeerks but it would have saved us a lot of trouble and Saddler's family a lot
of grieving over only losing one son instead of two. This all could have been
avoided. Easily.
Ellimist: okay, that's all we have time for. Next time we interview. Yep, that's
right, Tobias. So Tobias fans be ready.