Ellimist: Hello, Tobias.
Do you have time for an interview?
Tobias: Yeah, sure.I don't have school or anything.
Ellimist: (mumbles) Lucky little bird. Thinks he's all great because he goes
out with...
Tobias: (interrupting) What was that?
Ellimist: For the first question. Okay, what was it like when you first got
stuck in morph?
Tobias: Scary. But that was before I could morph, again. And it wasn't too bad
for me because of my human life.
Ellimist: There are people that won't stop writing fanfics about you and Rachel.
What do you think about those?
Tobias: I think they're pretty stupid. Especially the ones where people say,
'Screw the Yeerks. I am the all-powerful author. I can easily have them defeated
and make this into a sappy romance story.'
Ellimist: What's it like living with Ax in the woods?
Tobias: It's okay. No school and a TV in his scoop.
Ellimist: (mumbling) Lucky little... ( normal voice) Okay, who do you consider
your closest friend out of the Animorphs?
Tobias: Either Rachel or Ax.
Ellimist: Which one?
Tobias: I don't know.
Ellimist: You are considered the favorite Animorph. Do you know why?
Tobias: No, but I want my own book! First it's Rachel, then me. Then it's Rachel
again, then it's Ax. Why don't i get my own book?
Ellimist: Do you know why you are the favorite Animorph?
Tobias: You already asked that.
Ellimist: I know but I want more of an answer than no.
Tobias: Well, I guess it's because they fell sorry for me because of my human
life.
Ellimist: How long have you been in morph?
Tobias: (looks at his watch) Whoa! I have three minutes.
Ellimist: I can't deprive the Animorphs of you for some questions.
Tobias: One more
Ellimist: Your book, which is number 33 is about the Anti-morphing ray. Can
you tell us a little about it?
Tobias: Yes, it's out so I can tell you. It's very dark. A lil depressing. It
stars all the Animorphs but also Sub-Visser 51. Who is second in command in
our area, nest to Visser Three.
Ellimist: What's she like?
Tobias: Well, she's about the age of a girl going into college. And she's as
hot as Rachel!
~Tobias starts to demorph~
Ellimist: Well, that's all we have time for. Next interview: Cassie!