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side Pop Culture Rape Victim *******************************************************************************************************************************************
format: Split C90 / label: Cipher Productions / date: October 2002
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track 1:
Right away, deeper than anticipated. A lumbering foreshadow creeps slow and steady over the rumbling ground. A rusting electro-magnet hovers inches above your head, swaying from the force of it's own field. No wall-of-harshtronics. This is evil omen noise, with methodical mechanical ambiance.
track 2:
The crushed squeals of tubular pedal vox. Fly-by flanging aerobatics. Gigantic rod nest atmosphere. Bubbling cauldron of bristol blocks. I was concerned it was a little too quiet at one point..so I turned up the volume. Problem solved.
track 3:
Quaking textures of staccato electronics give way to sterile rhythmic...No! The next track has started already! Lost my train of thought..
track 4:
Sonic assaults rife with the feeling of panic and consternation melt into the fiery torment that begins this piece. Delicate hi-end noise droplets fall to earth, forming shimmering pools of sound and mucky swamps of lourdness. Strange siren and foghorn audio alert you to a rapidly approaching coral reef. Shipwreck!
track 5:
This track induces writer's block.
Thick, heavy, harsh, loud, long, yum.
track 6:
It's the rapture!?! The great cosmic vacuum cleaner is sucked into a solar vortex. Cataclysmic dust nova! Churning, squirming, writhing, grinding, grating, hating noise chords strummed with a 2 ton iron pick. Batten down the hatches and break out the apricot brandy!
and in the end:
Heaviness. Variety. Professional. Clear attention to structure and track progression. Thoughtful and powerful. Ace of spades!
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side Deadly Orifice
track 1:
Ever get the feeling you're being raped? I don't. Locked in the wooden dungeon - Robert holds the key, always on his throne, you are sceptor-struck.
track 2:
Dateline: track 2. Catastrophe in Neo-Tokyo. Tsunami of cum wipes out Shimagawa district. All females impregnated. Godzilla held for questioning. Ghidora blames Fumio.
track 3:
Anyone seen the movie Happiness?
"Dad, would you ever make love to me?"
"No son," begins to cry "I just jerk off."
You better eat that rohypnol-laced tuna sandwich little boy!
Oh yeah, and that fat woman.
track 4:
Are the risks of freebasing worth the benefits? Smoking of the sacred stone is truly the sport of kings and breakfast of champions. But everyday in North America an average of 6 people set themselves on fire while extracting the base during the dissolving process in pursuit of Richard Pryor-dom most high. Therefore, my final analysis is: or is it?
track 5:
You are scum. You are worthless. You've wasted your life and you make everyone around you feel just as rotten as you actually are. No one wants to help you anymore. Nobody cares. So for once in your life, do something selfless and just end it. Suicide is your only logical option. If you don't do it someone else is bound to do it for you.
I'm telling you this as a friend.
track 6:
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high
If I had a day that I could give you
I’d give to you a day just like today
If I had a song that I could sing for you
I’d sing a song to make you feel this way
and in the end:
We all have to eat "Necesito Para Comer"
Related links:
Pop Culture Rape Victim
Deadly Orifice
Cipher Productions
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