Things they would never ever say! Miaka: -Me? Slutty? No, heaven forbid! -Sorry Tamahome, I was using you to get to Yuiren..hehe..yuiren... -No Ashitare! bad doggy, that's MY blood! Not an injured animal's!! - Tamahome: -I gotta save up money if I'm gonna spend the night with Miaka. -Hey Nuriko, lend me some money, I ran out of lotion for my...um...hands..yeah that's it! -Miaka's birth-control pills sure taste like Yui..Nakago...Soi.....etc... Hotohori: -Guards! Bring me my royal whores...yeah.....bring me Miaka. -Hey, wanna know what's under my royal robe? ^_~ -*shaving his legs* I must be silky smooth!! Nuriko: -Dear Hansen........ -Purple hair, purple pub.'s, purple purple silky smooth! -....hehe...Yuiren..... -Tasuki!! Fangs hurt down there you know!! Tasuki: -I have red hair all over baby!! -If I were Miaka's virginity, where would I be.....oh yeah!!! dead along with the rest of her miscarrages! Chichiri: -y'know, my staff is long and thick for a reason. -*puts his mask on his bare butt* I'm the emperor...blah blah blah!! Mistukake: -Where in your chest does it hurt Miaka? ^_~ -Okay Chiriko, now turn your head and cough. Chiriko: -Miaka, your such a slut...are YOU my mommy? -When I grow up I wanna be just like you Tomo!! -No! Please Mistukake! Don't touch me there!! |