Things they would never ever say!




Miaka:
-Me? Slutty? No, heaven forbid!
-Sorry Tamahome, I was using you to get to Yuiren..hehe..yuiren...
-No Ashitare! bad doggy, that's MY blood! Not an injured animal's!!
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Tamahome:
-I gotta save up money if I'm gonna spend the night with Miaka.
-Hey Nuriko, lend me some money, I ran out of lotion for my...um...hands..yeah that's it!
-Miaka's birth-control pills sure taste like Yui..Nakago...Soi.....etc...

Hotohori:
-Guards! Bring me my royal whores...yeah.....bring me Miaka.
-Hey, wanna know what's under my royal robe? ^_~
-*shaving his legs* I must be silky smooth!!

Nuriko:
-Dear Hansen........
-Purple hair, purple pub.'s, purple purple silky smooth!
-....hehe...Yuiren.....
-Tasuki!! Fangs hurt down there you know!!

Tasuki:
-I have red hair all over baby!!
-If I were Miaka's virginity, where would I be.....oh yeah!!! dead along with the rest of her miscarrages!

Chichiri:
-y'know, my staff is long and thick for a reason.
-*puts his mask on his bare butt* I'm the emperor...blah blah blah!!

Mistukake:
-Where in your chest does it hurt Miaka? ^_~
-Okay Chiriko, now turn your head and cough.

Chiriko:
-Miaka, your such a slut...are YOU my mommy?
-When I grow up I wanna be just like you Tomo!!
-No! Please Mistukake! Don't touch me there!!

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